Inflating my ego.
And when I'm not busy inflating my ego, I enjoy sacrificing chickens, whistling loudly, driving extremely fast, holding staring contests with mirrors, having deep conversations with the voices in my head, writing novels, tightrope walking, scratching fleas, and reading the Yellow Pages.
In no particular order, of course.
Music
Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Guns & Roses, Sahara Hotnights, AC/DC, Bad Religion, King Diamond, Metallica, Symphony X, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Weird Al, Joan Jett, Gamma Ray, Dragonforce, Manowar, Deep Purple, Judas Priest, Janis Joplin, Sonata Arctica, Rolling Stones...
Movies
Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, the Matrix trilogy (even though Revolutions sucked balls, and Keanu Reeves probably does too. Maddox has a kickass review of Revolutions, you should read it), Shogun, House of Cards, Gladiator, and something else I just forgot.
Television
The Colbert Report and The Daily Show. Making time for TV is tough for me, and those are the only shows I care enough about to make time for. Of course, now the bloody writers are on strike, so I haven't seen Jon and Stephen in a while (yes, we're on a first-name basis) and now I have to watch South Park or CNN. I think I'll go shoot myself now. Brb.
Books
Bernard Cornwell, Richard Dawkins, Stephen King, Edward Gibbon, Mark Twain, Robert Anton Wilson, Sam Harris, Robert Greene. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...
And Maddox kicks ass. So does Tucker Max, even though most days he probably has too big a hangover to get serious about ass-kicking.
Heroes
Lord Byron, Hernan Cortez, Richard Dawkins, William Eaton, and, of course, both Richelieus. And Prince von Metternich. And Marcus Aurelius. And if you haven't heard of them, then I hope Hamilcar Barca resurrects right out of his grave and kicks your ass.
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About me: A tongue of steel, a heart of gold, and a countenance angelic. Also a slight tendency toward sarcasm.
Full-time college student, full-time construction worker, weekend remodeler, talented writer, aspiring professor of philosophy...
I'm also the founder of the RRP.
Who I'd like to meet: Anybody who can recite "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"- preferably backwards. If you can recite it forwards, I'll politely consider you.
And if you're good at inflating my ego, I'll let you stick around.
yo fukr i kno u h8 me splng lyk ths bt js cnt hlp it. Ok im sorry really i try but it just slips up on me sometimes. Hey hope your not to busy to show me around my old stomping grounds when i come out... Bro's befor ho's... Remember that!
