Originally a two-piece, Joe and Owen started Benelli by booking shows faster than they could write songs. Their natural embrace for improv met structural chaos when Chicago noise artist Jeff Hall was added on bass. Lower your standards and lock up your teenagers for this perversion of sound that might be categorized as post-pornography.
Free Chicago punk show Friday Feb 20th @ Mutiny. 2428 N. Western Ave. This is our first show with our new drummer, let us know what you think-Ian JohnnyX
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I took an elephant ride? It was really creepy. The guy driving the poor bastard of an elephant only had one arm! And the One Armed Elephant Driver was like, hey, Ask Me About Rollerblade Racing? And I was like, Hey, listen Sugar Tits, If I want to know anything from you it's gonna be about the History of Sweeping. Got it.
If you use my floor fan one more time....I'll take the top head off your snare drum and shit inside. Then I'll put it all back together with a clear head on top so you can see a giant steamer every time you play. It's a reminder of what you did wrong! Bad Benelli...BAD!!!!....I'm just kidding. I wanted to pretend that I would shit in a drum. Use it all you want. It rules...Like you guys! Still workin on getting a show.
I'm currently calling your name change and style change(s) [predominantly the junking of the old material, as opposed to holding onto it] as being more of your commitmentphobia, and shall staunchly believe as such until convinced otherwise.
