Shredding of the gnar, killing shit, wine women & weed, 666 Sydenham THE COUNTRY CLUB(RIP) and all of it fine members, Tha Noosk, 802 REPRESENT, Bad News, trannies, fast cars and fast men, pirates, ninjas, scooterboardin, aggressive chairspinning, Robots, PBR, FSU, DFF, FDR, NEN, GDF, ETC. ShReD CiTy
Music
Misfits, slayer and all that good stuff, Maiden, Britney bitch, DJ anubus, The Faint, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Talib Kweli, The Sounds, Murder City Devils, Johnny Cash, Sage Francis, Anthrax, Pat Benetar, Manu Chau, Aesop Rock, Boomtown Rats, The Shins, Daft Punk, Blackheart procession, Dimmu Borgir, Sleator Kinney, The Paper Hearts, Bowie, KRS 1, Rosemary Clooney, Del, The Moldy Peaches, Portishead, Three inches of blood, Frank Black, Blondie, Heart, Nick cave and the bad seeds, Bright eyes, Rjd2, TV on the radio, Morcheeba, Avalanches, Stereo Total, Ween, Paul Simon, Horse, The Flaming lips, The amazing royal crowns, Gwar, Iggy Pop, Blackalicious, Tiger Army Etc...
Max X, The Office, Cops, Wonder Showzen, simpsons, snl, shit cant think of anything. whatever, fuck tv. Why dont you get off your lazy stank ass and get a god damned job! Fuck you im serious. Go asshole!
Heroes
Ben Danger does not sleep. He waits.
Ben Danger does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Ben Danger goes killing.
The chief export of Ben Danger is pain
Ben Danger has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Ben Danger sleeps with a night light. Not because Ben Danger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ben Danger
Ben Danger is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Ben Danger.
If Ben Danger is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Ben Danger is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
Ben Danger doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ben Danger allows to live.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Ben Danger, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
When Ben Danger goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Ben Danger has two speeds: walk and kill.
Ben Danger can divide by zero.
When Ben Danger runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Ben Danger doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
About me: My Name is Ben Danger. I am pretty much the coolest person you will ever meet. My only downside is I break stuff sometimes, but you get over it. I have a fetish for sweet aviator sunglasses. I like snow. I have approximatly an 8 second memory span and an even shorter attention span. I also like string cheese, as well as shapely breasts. I am starting my own diet called the mcdonalds diet. The way it works is you buy mcdonalds twice a day every day. Eventually you end up shitting like 5 times a day. When this happens, Your internal exportation (A) counterbalances and in effect far surpasses your internal importation (B). so A+B= im over it. anyway if you like to burn stuff and be extreme then you are A-OK in my book. Rawk On
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Who I'd like to meet: Hot babes, chill heads, People that buy me stuff, robots that will fuck shit up on command, Hot babes that are actually robots that buy me stuff, peculiar animals, all types. but mostly hot babes actually.
yo ben i gota meet up wit u soon bro i got some ideas i need to take caqre of as far as ligit business goes so i wana hook up, hola at me asap so we can get together, 734-3799, gime a call anytime i dont sleep, peace man
I just heard the news about who you're sponsoring!! That's so sick.. I hope I see you soon it's been FOREVERRR. and lame-o for not being at the packer thrasher. booo.
I didn't see you out and about last night and it was a bummer. We should go out this week, consume some beverages. Wednesday Kristin is doing longtrail promo at RJ's, you should meet up with us there.
yo that bandana print shirt is real sick, so is the tye dye with crazy shit like unicors and pistols... got any shits printed of either of those, i need a shred city shirt cuz mine got ganked at the jam the day i got it. You still in B town danger?
bennn danja. i still have the voicemail where you sing to me about headphones. its awesome. if you hate you're apartment so much, move out here. theres always graphic design jobs. and tons of fake boobies.
