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Benjamin the Bard
Acoustic / Comedy / Folk

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Portland, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/17/2009
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Member Since12/11/2006
Band Websitewww.BenjaminTheBard.com
Band MembersBenjamin the Bard performs all lead vocals, harmony vocals, lead guitar, rythm guitar, drums, percussion, keyboard, FX, production and mastering.
InfluencesWierd Al Yankovic (my hero!), Johnny Cash, Doctor Demento, Ray Stevens, Tom Lehrer, Dennis Leary, Tenacious D, Heather Alexander, Rathflaed DuNoir, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Jolly Rogers, Jim Henson, MC Chris, Captain Bogg and Salty, Corcky and the Juice Pigs, The Arrogant Worms, Monty Python, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Stephen Lynch, Tim Cavanaugh, Shel Silverstein, Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Cheech and Chong, Adam Sandler, Gary Gygax, Rick Emerson, every bard I've ever met in the SCA and most especially The Gypsy Rovers who first inspired me to take up the guitar.

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As a Bard, I primarily entertain the good folks who participate in the Society for Creative Anachronism (aka The SCA), and my experiences in the SCA have served as major inspiration for continuing to create new music. But what, pray tell, is the SCA? This preview of a forthcoming documentary should help explain a lot (although I'm not sure it really makes me look like any less of a RenFaire Nerd)...

Sounds LikeI may begin quite melodious and in fine tenor, but the more I smoke and drink (and the more performances I do on a given weekend) the more I start to sound like Stevie Ray Vaughn or perhaps Meatloaf ;-)
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May 19 2009 8:05 AM

Thanks for being our friend!

Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!).  Do you or your friends have something to share with us?

*~*Kate*~*





Apr 30 2009 8:18 AM

hi! How ya been?
Dr. Funkensrein





Apr 24 2009 9:32 PM

True, True...

Thanks for joining the Circus.


Dr.
F
Ambrose (Ryu)!





Feb 4 2009 11:57 PM

Ben! how you been?
Brent Amaker and the Rodeo





Jan 31 2009 9:18 PM

We play at Kelly's Olympian in Portland tonight. Early show and we start at 10pm. Hope you can come out. B.A.R.
Jon Davidson





Oct 27 2008 9:44 PM

Nice. All about keepin' it Davidson around here.
:)
Geoffrey the Bard





Oct 27 2008 9:13 PM

Thanks for the addition Benjamin the Bard, We are fellow bards and I welcome your music and humor. We have rock-n-ren in common. Take care and I will be looking in now and again to see what's new.

"Worship Peace"-Me
Ritchie





Sep 27 2008 2:25 AM

TGIF!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
Andrew [K92 G8]





Sep 23 2008 11:48 PM

your welcome, ya it should be fun, actually I think your mom and dad are coming down here tomorrow. hmm... Are you still doing the same job at the hospital?
Andrew [K92 G8]





Sep 22 2008 5:06 AM

Hey Ben, how's it going?
Ritchie





Sep 17 2008 7:48 AM

What's Up DOC???
NICKEL ARCADE





Sep 8 2008 8:27 PM

harvey danger on the 12th, you gonna be there?
Nicolas R.





Jul 16 2008 1:26 AM

Thanks for the add! I love My Borderline Baby...The Billy Joel version is creepy; your lyrics are in a weird way more true to the original than the original, if that makes sense.
Boba Fett





Jul 14 2008 9:12 PM

nice to have met you! Saturday, even though I missed out on the commentary, was a blast! Diggin on your music by the way.
Jenny





Jun 23 2008 7:50 PM

I bet you are getting excited right? I mean... an entire weekend on 1400 with paul, jason and I... I bet you are shining that id tag in preparation.
*~*Kate*~*





Apr 28 2008 12:13 AM

Hey you don't have a pic of my Tablero board in there.. :(
CaptainHentai





Apr 17 2008 1:51 AM

You + Seadog 2008 = yes? :D

PIRATES WENCH
*~*Kate*~*





Apr 3 2008 5:06 PM

Still waitin for that call... Looks like I may make The Gathering this year. Call me soon, let's do coffee or lunch or something.
~K
Becca





Dec 12 2007 7:23 PM

Here is that "2 guys" video with John Mayer...hope it's more palatable than the other!
<noscript>2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com</noscript>
amy! amy! amy!





Nov 27 2007 11:04 PM

boderline baby is awesome!!
HarleyDavidsonAngel





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Oct 14 2007 7:27 PM

Ok, ok..... you've done it.. the biffy down on merchants row song tops em all!
You are truly gifted!
Sammy
*~*Kate*~*





Oct 3 2007 11:22 PM

We SO need to do lunch. :)
I'm going back on the radio, for one thing.
I'm throwing a huge event in summer 2009 that I'd love for you to play at, for another.
Call me. *hugs*
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