Ben
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Giver of Pleasure to Many Women Not All of Whom Demanded Money and/or Laughed...
Male
30 years old
Northamptonshire
United Kingdom
Last Login: 3/12/2008
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Ben's Interests
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| General | LIKES: Superhero cartoons, Ladies Volleyball, Cinema, 70's kung fu films, Sleeping, Choc Chip Cookies /// DISLIKES: Emo kids, Poetry, Celebrity talent shows
| | Music | I love everthing apart from opera and country (makes me want to kill either myself or someone in the general area). Metal, Hard Rock, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, RnB is top of the list, but I love classic soul and blues, together with crazy one hit wonder classics like Vanilla Ice. Before you ask, I have no idea why. /// Also, while I'm ranting, I've often wondered why some boxer or MMA fighter doesn't come out to "Princes of the Universe" by Queen. Seriously. It's always some rap song about how many ho's somebody pimps, which is fine if you're into that sort of thing, but I'd want my entrance music to warn potential opponents and the crowd that I have no rival and no man can be my equal. I would also not have to demand that they send me to their future, because the song covers it.
| | Movies | Will sit through almost anything. Like Jean Clauda Van Damme films when he disco dances or any Steven Segal film in which he is ridiculously overweight. DVD collection is pretty much whatever I buy for 99p from one of those bins at the garage after a night out. | | Television | South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Reality shows where they totally fuck with everyone and there's like a midget or ex celebrities or whatever. /// He-Man: Like all super heroes, He-Man had a secret identity. He started out as a flamboyant homosexual named Prince Adam who owned a green tiger. Then, one day, he held his sword aloft and screamed the magic words, turning his pink shirt into fetish gear, revealing fabulous powers, and putting a mask on his animal. Now, I know Eternia is a backwater kingdom, and the hillbillies there would have trouble making eye contact with something THAT gay, but it seems unlikely that not one of them saw through that disguise. Add 'Ram Man' & 'Fisto' to the mix and you have a show that shouldnt be on before 9.00
| | Books | Bit of this, bit of that... biographies and crime noir at the moment. Anything by James Ellroy is awesome. | | Heroes | Hey, we can all be heroes if we just try! But seriously: Muhammad Ali - The Greatest Of All Time!, Jimmi Hendrix, Elvis & Hugh 'The Heff' Heffner to name but a few
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Ben's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Northampton | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Office Monkey |
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About me:
Hello there. My names Ben. I'm very pleased to meet you.
You look lovely today by the way. Youve lost weight. Are you working out? I like those shoes. /// I'm a go getter, a jet setter, a heavy petter. I know what I want out of life and by god I know how to get it. But what I want out of life is usually a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, and how to get it involves nothing more than a short stroll to the kitchen. Not sure if that really counts alongside the achievements of others. /// Lately, I do a lot of sitting down. A lot of glancing about. A lot of wondering whether or not I should be doing something else. Something more important. Something for which someone would actually pay me some money...
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Who I'd like to meet:
Intelligent peeps would be good. Sadly, people are fucking stupid. Sure, I haven't met all of them, but so far I've found it to be true. How many times have you been harassed by a mentally challenged policeman for something you didn't do? Well, we as a society decided that we should pay him to do that. /// Right now, you're paying the government money to make commercials that remind you to refrigerate dairy goods. Elsewhere, a man is trying to sue a bar because the alcohol he asked them for made him forget how to keep his car from hitting a building. And still elsewhere, a mother eats dishwasher detergent because the box didn't make it entirely clear just how much it was not food. /// Some lady once got multiple millions of dollars since McDonald's didn't tell her her coffee was hot before she poured it all over her privates. This is a world where people televise line dancing to country music. It doesn't take a social genius to see line dancing as something for ugly people with no rhythm or hope of finding a partner. /// And when television studios aren't filming 80 year old women in red mini skirts with matching cowboy boots, there are enough toothless mouth breathers sticking their heads inside alligator mouths to make "When Animals Attack" TV shows every single week. The saddest thing is that they always seem to survive. Sticking your head in an angry animal's closing mouth shouldn't be something you look back on as a learning experience. In fact, there ought to be people there to finish you off just in case the alligator doesn't bite hard enough.
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