Ben Konstantin
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"Nice to meet you, I'm Bucky Goldstein"
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42 years old
MICHIGAN
United States
Last Login: 8/28/2008
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Ben Konstantin's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Winner of contest: "Robert Klein and six guys from Detroit". Winner of Detroit contest to get into DC Comedy Festival. Finalist in "Comedy Idol" competition. Performed at Boston Comedy Festival and DC Comedy Festival. Appeared at Meadowbrook with Demetri Martin and Lonestar. Recently appeared in Detroit International Comedy Festival including "Best of the Fest" showcase. Voted "Best biceps" at Jewish Community Center Health Club. Appeared on Ed Sullivan Show. OK, the last two are not true. What does all the other stuff mean? hopefully, I’m funny sometimes. | | Website | myspace.com/benkoncomedy | | Influences | Richard Pryor, Woody Allen, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Steven Wright, Vincent Van Gogh (Most people have no idea that he was a laugh riot!), my parents, Bob Dylan, Groucho, Chico, John Rokicki, Bob Hope, The cast from "Welcome Back Kotter" (mostly Epstein, he was ahead of his time), Fonzie, The Hulk, Dr. Suess, Stan Lee, Garry Shandling, Seinfeld (Jerry, not Irving) Larry David, Henny Youngman, Jackie Mason, Jimi Hendrix, Gaugin, Frank Miller, Run DMC, Prince, Jackie Gleason, Fred Flintstone and Mark Twain. | | Members | Jewish Community Center Health club | | TV Shows | Ed Sullivan Show- 1964 (Followed Beatles) | | Films | "Snapping" an independant comedy by Kevin Wheeler | | Albums | "Highway Schtixty-One Revisited". |
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Ben Konstantin's Interests
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| General | Yes, I have them.
Writing and performing comedy. Exceptions include: when the audience hates me (see "Waterford" for reference).
Arguing sports, making fun of the Lions (unavailable for use as material becasue I like to write my own jokes), smoking cigars, watching Woody Allen movies (not as much with the last twelve or so) listening to Dylan, playing with nephew, eating breakfast ast Monty's grille and performing karaoke.
*All of these should not be done at the same time, especially smoking cigars and playing with nephew. At least not until he turns five. | | Music | Dylan.
There's "other" music?
Ok, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Van Morrison, Beastie Boys, Tupac, Run DMC, Jimi Hendrix, Muddy Waters, Dylan. | | Movies | Coen bros., Woody, "Bad News Bears", "Unforgiven", "The Front", "Sunshine Boys"... | | Television | Curb, Seinfeld, Ali G, National news, Pistons, Tigers. | | Books | I'll come back to this as soon as I finish "The Onceler" | | Heroes | The Hulk |
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Ben Konstantin's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Oak Park | | Body type: | 5' 10" | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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About me:
I'm almost 5"10".
I can beat Granitz in a fight.
I bought a green t-shirt recently, I like it.
I think Israel is doing the right thing.
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