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Benne
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Benne I am the funniest guy in the world!!!

Male
33 years old
Sunny Melbourne, Victoria
Australia



Last Login: 7/28/2009
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   Benne's Comedian Bio
BioAfter half a decade of raw comedy spots (ok one a year), Benne finally decided to try more then an annual spot on early 2005. Initially He's humour was very dark, very wrong, but still had a hint of innocence to it. (he was described as "the wrongest comedian in melbourne" at one point). Now he's work is less offensive, but still tainted and tinged with a dark undertone. With he's comedy covering many subjects, Benne is able to see the dark humour in nearly every subject, even Kittens and puppies.

He also runs the Comedy C'Mon Down, at the Cue in melbourne. This room has hosted the likes of Michael Chamberlin, Corrine Grant and Charlie Pickering, to name a few. This runs every wednesday night at the Cue (1/277 brunswick st fitzroy).

From Novemeber 2006 Benne teamed up with Mr Paul Jones~! to make radio history in melbourne (ok it's only history because it's my first radio gig, but it still counts to my Mum!!) with the morning after which is the best thing to happen to AM Radio in eon's.

He's also an alround nice guy, inspite of he's appearence and humour.

InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Springer, My Brother, Ian Messig.
FilmsShake Extra (1998)

    Benne's Interests
Generalcomedy, football, movies, TV, music, serial killers, tattoo's and peircings,
MusicRancid, Operation ivy, LFATB, Transplants, NoFX, Grinspoon, Jewel, Missy Higgins, Green day, Dropkick murphy's, the dead kennedys, and heaps more.
MoviesThe shawshank redemption, usual suspects, the big lebowski, bad santa, romper stomper, alien saga, star wars, the salton sea, full metal jacket, the castle,
TelevisionMy Name is Earl, Simpsons, Neighbours, Family guy, pretty much anything if the TV's own I'll watch it.
Books1984, the stand, animal farm,
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Ted Bundy, Jeff Dahmer, my brothers, mark latham, Tim Armstrong.

     Benne's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Melbourne
Body type:5' 6" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:stand up comic/phone monkey

   Benne's Schools
Bray Park State High School
BRAY PARK, Australia
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994


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   Benne's Blurbs
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About me, other then being the funniest person in the world, which is a full time thing anyway, do you know how hard it is to be on all the time and always making people laugh?? its so much pressure that its not funny. (much like that sentence). Seriously I am a stand up comic, unpaid, and I run a comedy room in melbourne, which I like to think is my way of saying thanks to all the lovely people that I have meet and become friends with since doing comedy. You guys probably don't know this but you have helped me enormously, not just with my act but with my life off the stage.

The room I run is called the Comedy C'Mon Down, at the cue bar 1/277 brunswick st Fitzroy every wednesday, where we host some of melbourne best comics and up and comers. So if you say you are a fan of live comedy put your money where your mouth is and get down and see us!!

Other then comedy I also work as a phone monkey in a call centre, but then again what comedian/actor/performer hasn't done this kind of job??

Watch this space for updates on the happenings in the world of Benne (and if you call me Benny I will fucking stab you in the eye with a plastic fork!!)


My Personality
Neuroticism
92
Extraversion
8
Openness To Experience
65
Agreeableness
54
Conscientiousness
0

You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You have some concern with others' needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

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hell lumberg fucked her.... best family guy cameo ever!!!
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Who I'd like to meet:
you, if you;ve taken the time to read this then I'd like to meet you.
anyone that likes comedy and enjoys a laugh and doesn't take things too seriously.

and the geunis that came up with the idea for this video


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   Benne's Friend Space (Top 23)
Benne has 326 friends.
 Michelle 


 Jenni 


 Christov. 


 Why is Paul Jones? 


 Tim 


 Laugh Masters at the Cue 


 The Morning After~! 2006 - 2008 


 Jesus Christ 


 RANCID 


 Dropkick Murphys 


 NOFX 


 The Hornswagglers 


 StrongBad 


 Michael Chamberlin 


 Miss Kat C. 


 nova 


 Steele 


 Evan 


 Ian Messig 


 Lou Pardi 


 Richard McKenzie 


 Sharyn Booth 


 Ally-Syn 





Benne's Friends Comments
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Mr Alabama

Mr Alabama



Jul 14 2009 1:39 AM


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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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jim rose circus

jim rose



Feb 22 2009 8:08 PM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
Guerrilla Group Entertainment

Guerrilla Group Entertainment



May 8 2008 3:09 AM

FINAL GUERRILLA GROUP SHOW!!!
@ STATION 59 8PM


LASSOO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND JOIN IN THE FUN ITS GONNA GO CRAZY


WAA WAA WAA

(THAT WAS THE END PART OF THE GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY MUSIC...THE PART THAT GOES WAAA WAAA WAAA)
Guerrilla Group Entertainment

Guerrilla Group Entertainment



Apr 9 2008 6:10 AM

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Feb 6 2008 1:08 PM

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Feb 6 2008 1:47 AM

Tim

Tim



Feb 5 2008 10:26 AM

Hi how are you.HOw have you been.Could I get you and Ashley mobile numbers.

Cheers Tim
Guerrilla Group Entertainment

Guerrilla Group Entertainment



Dec 1 2007 5:48 AM

OH SNAP @ THE OLD BAR FITZROY

OH SNAP @ THE OLD BAR FITZROY



Nov 27 2007 10:48 AM

This Thursday OH SNAP!!! is back. Our headliner is one of our favourites Lawrence Mooney. He was one of only 3 Australian Comedians selected from (pretty much) every comedian in the country by NBC to compete in the finals of Last Comic Standing in LA.



Mondo appreciation if you can make it down this month... it will be a killer night.

Free and funny!

Hope to see you at the Afterdark down in Northcote.
earthcore

Spiro Boursine



Nov 16 2007 12:39 AM


Guerrilla Group Entertainment

Guerrilla Group Entertainment



Oct 10 2007 5:53 AM

Christov.

Christov.



Sep 9 2007 11:27 PM

Hi love!

Flew in from Europe last Wednesday. Give me a buzz, we should catch up!

xo.
Miss Kat C.

Miss Kat C.



Aug 21 2007 11:09 PM

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Ian Messig

Ian Messig



Jul 22 2007 4:51 AM

Things go well here in the turd reich, and for you sir? Are your travels fairweather and fancy free?
I must come to see you at your lovely room soon.

mwah
mwah
mwah
Ally-Syn

Ally-Syn



Jul 9 2007 11:18 AM

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Comedy
XX ally
You never got back to me about that date I offered u n my room? please get back to me
Christov.

Christov.



Jun 27 2007 9:29 AM

Who's Jenny and why is she higher on your friends list than me?

I demand you bump me up immediately!

Love!
Asleep In The Park

Asleep In The Park



Jun 26 2007 4:40 AM

We are finally launching the EP.
Craziness.
Be great to see you!
AitP

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Christov.

Christov.



Jun 25 2007 9:03 AM

Hi doll,

Was great to see you on Sat. Let's have some poker-love more often. I'll bring timtams next time.

- xo.
Why is Paul Jones?

Why is Paul Jones?



Jun 24 2007 1:14 PM

boys, boys, boys




Boys, boys, boys
TIM McMILLAN BAND

TIM McMILLAN BAND



Jun 18 2007 11:00 AM

hey dude!
cool set the other night, when you back next? :)
Gutter Monkey

Gutter Monkey



Jun 7 2007 12:16 AM

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Michelle

Michelle



Jun 1 2007 6:04 AM

Hey Bubby!
How awesome is my MySpace?! Totally pink...
Love you a million, can't wait to come home to you and make you watch Medium lol
The lollies I stole are better now than they were on Saturday, but I should have taken the white chocolate balls...
Love you too, miss you too
M xoxo
Christov.

Christov.



May 28 2007 8:17 AM

Ewww, comment spam.

Hi hunny! Can't wait to see you on Thurs. Bring this mysterious woo-mahn, I want to meet her.

xo.
Ian Messig

Ian Messig



May 26 2007 2:14 PM

GO PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katrina

Katrina



May 21 2007 9:36 PM

it's 7.30 am, you're a comedian. what are you doing online? shouldn't you be sleeping? ;)
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