Fergus Dargle

"No, people aren't always after me lucky charms. That joke was funny about 20 years ago. Let it go."

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The Stats

Location: I live in an RV and travel around to any city that has a Bennigan’s.

Status: I’ve been married over 70 times. Currently single.

Hometown: Kilkenny, Ireland

Children: No, but I did own a monkey once.

Body Type: Rather short by human standards.

Occupation: I was a shoe cobbler’s apprentice for 80 years. I later graduated from a small medical school in Bolivia. Former baker, former beer tester, former cobbler, former spokesmodel. Now independently wealthy.


About Me

Being a Leprechaun has its ups and downs. I’ve been alive for nearly 400 years and to be honest with you, a lot of it’s a blur. I have a vague recollection of dating Marie Antoinette once. I used to hang out with Vincent Van Gogh. Spent a summer trying to create the “ultimate sandwich” with the Count of Monte Cristo. Worked part time for Santa Claus five years in a row. Me and the Duke of Wellington used to try to pick up women on Friday nights for a while. Sigmund Freud and I tried to brew our own beer once. I was thrown out of England for putting Winston Churchill in a figure four leg-lock. And I once punched a Hobbit right in the face.

Other than that, I like to blow things up. I have an irrational fear of Pat Sajak. I have a serious crush on Scarlett Johansson. I like nunchucks, real bacon bits, and food made with beer. Sometimes I wrap myself in tin foil and pretend to be a robot. On weekends, me and Howie Mandel hunt for Sasquatch with our crossbows. I love to hang out at Bennigan’s.

My Interests

Movies:Enter the Dragon. The Count of Monte Cristo. Strange Brew. Anything with explosions in it.

Television: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Baywatch re-runs. Nightrider re-runs. Anything with Regis.

Books: Mastering Nunchucks. Frying Sandwiches for Dummies.

Heroes: The guy who invented nunchucks. Mr. Miyagi. St. Patrick. The Hulk.

Who I’d like to Meet: Chuck Norris. Scarlett Johansson. Bigfoot.

Interests: Karate. Sandwiches. Karate chopping sandwiches in half.

My uncle recently told me that I had a twin, and that we were separated at birth. Story goes, he was kidnapped by a roving band of thievin’ gypsy elves, and possibly sold into a life of cookie-baking slavery.

It’s time I got my brother back. And I’m willin’ to give a trip for two to Ireland to whomever can help me track him down. I haven’t seen the ol’ boy since the day I was born, so he could be anywhere by now. He might not even know he has a brother!

Here's what I know about him: Nothing. But if he’s anything like me, he’s probably hanging out a Bennigan’s somewhere, gorging himself on Monte Cristo sandwiches.

All my efforts to contact him with twin telepathy have failed. So, if you see someone you think looks kinda like me, or if you think you could be my twin, send in a picture.

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~♥Jeannie♥~


May 21 2008 7:04 AM

Happy Wednesday!
*Angel*a


May 24 2008 11:14 PM

Happy Saturday !!!!
Just Me.


May 28 2008 6:58 AM

are people trying to get after your lucky charms???? yea that joke was funny like 20 years ago.
Roulette


May 31 2008 7:52 AM

I want you!
~Th3_Wh@Mm¥~


Jun 2 2008 6:38 PM

Thanx for the Ribbon Friend.

Eric : )-
Angela


Jun 9 2008 2:58 PM

Hey man when can we expect a new video? Anytime soon?
rider


Jun 21 2008 5:19 AM

thank u for adding
Keith a.k.a. Uncle Beef


Jun 24 2008 6:50 PM

Have a Great Week !!!

~ Keith
Melika..


May 20 2008 7:46 AM

Thank You for adding me as a friend! I like your profile,take care have a good day!
*JG*


Feb 12 2008 10:33 PM

i think i should be on your topp!
The Irishman


May 18 2008 3:04 PM

Eire go brach
ALEXA


Mar 11 2008 1:34 AM

HEY THERE CUTIE STOP BY AND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK IF U GET A CHANCE.. I KNOW UR BUSY MUCH LOVE
Javin - Super J


Mar 18 2008 6:35 PM

Stopping by to say hello to me Irish frien, man!
charlene


Mar 19 2008 12:45 PM

youre in my top 8 lil man.
Diana Lynn


Mar 19 2008 1:11 PM

Jacksonville Bennigans RULES!!!
Kayyyy(:


Mar 19 2008 8:26 PM

hey ur on my top cuz ur my fav!!!
Tarebear


Mar 19 2008 9:28 PM

I put you on my top 8 =)
Bennigan's Aggieland


Mar 19 2008 11:45 PM

Hello, friend! Just playing around on myspace and wanted to wish you well.


Slainte!
KiddaKa


Mar 20 2008 12:53 PM

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your awsome,u should come down under sum time, we need sum luck!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 20 2008 1:20 PM

Sorry it took me so long to get back... I"m just getting over the Blarney Blast celebration. Only 362 Days left until St. Patrick's Day! I can't WAIT!!
Christie


Mar 20 2008 1:40 PM

Thanks for the add!!
The one and only Jeff


Mar 20 2008 7:06 PM

haha i was there for how i roll. Allen skate park is awsome!
J*~*Mac


Mar 20 2008 7:59 PM

I love your food! Why is there not one in Tennessee? My fiance took me to the one in PA! I Loved it!
J-Fizzle


Mar 20 2008 11:38 PM

dude ur #1 on my list and ur stayin there forever
Project K(2008)


Mar 21 2008 10:20 PM

happy easter mr leprachaun
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