Fergus Dargle
"No, people aren't always after me lucky charms. That joke was funny about 20 years ago. Let it go."
Express Your Inner Leprechaun Click for My PicsThe Stats
Location: I live in an RV and travel around to any city that has a Bennigan’s.
Status: I’ve been married over 70 times. Currently single.
Hometown: Kilkenny, Ireland
Children: No, but I did own a monkey once.
Body Type: Rather short by human standards.
Occupation: I was a shoe cobbler’s apprentice for 80 years. I later graduated from a small medical school in Bolivia. Former baker, former beer tester, former cobbler, former spokesmodel. Now independently wealthy.
About Me
Being a Leprechaun has its ups and downs. I’ve been alive for nearly 400 years and to be honest with you, a lot of it’s a blur. I have a vague recollection of dating Marie Antoinette once. I used to hang out with Vincent Van Gogh. Spent a summer trying to create the “ultimate sandwich” with the Count of Monte Cristo. Worked part time for Santa Claus five years in a row. Me and the Duke of Wellington used to try to pick up women on Friday nights for a while. Sigmund Freud and I tried to brew our own beer once. I was thrown out of England for putting Winston Churchill in a figure four leg-lock. And I once punched a Hobbit right in the face.
Other than that, I like to blow things up. I have an irrational fear of Pat Sajak. I have a serious crush on Scarlett Johansson. I like nunchucks, real bacon bits, and food made with beer. Sometimes I wrap myself in tin foil and pretend to be a robot. On weekends, me and Howie Mandel hunt for Sasquatch with our crossbows. I love to hang out at Bennigan’s.
My Interests
Movies:Enter the Dragon. The Count of Monte Cristo. Strange Brew. Anything with explosions in it.
Television: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Baywatch re-runs. Nightrider re-runs. Anything with Regis.
Books: Mastering Nunchucks. Frying Sandwiches for Dummies.
Heroes: The guy who invented nunchucks. Mr. Miyagi. St. Patrick. The Hulk.
Who I’d like to Meet: Chuck Norris. Scarlett Johansson. Bigfoot.
Interests: Karate. Sandwiches. Karate chopping sandwiches in half.
My uncle recently told me that I had a twin, and that we were separated at birth. Story goes, he was kidnapped by a roving band of thievin’ gypsy elves, and possibly sold into a life of cookie-baking slavery.
It’s time I got my brother back. And I’m willin’ to give a trip for two to Ireland to whomever can help me track him down. I haven’t seen the ol’ boy since the day I was born, so he could be anywhere by now. He might not even know he has a brother!
Here's what I know about him: Nothing. But if he’s anything like me, he’s probably hanging out a Bennigan’s somewhere, gorging himself on Monte Cristo sandwiches.
All my efforts to contact him with twin telepathy have failed. So, if you see someone you think looks kinda like me, or if you think you could be my twin, send in a picture.
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~♥Jeannie♥~
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May 21 2008 12:04 AMHappy Wednesday! |
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Angel*a
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May 24 2008 4:14 PMHappy Saturday !!!! |
Its Time you get your game face on!!!
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May 27 2008 11:58 PMare people trying to get after your lucky charms???? yea that joke was funny like 20 years ago. |
Roulette
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May 31 2008 12:52 AMI want you! |
~RIP~MW~Cire~84
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Jun 2 2008 11:38 AMThanx for the Ribbon Friend.Eric : )- |
Angela
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Jun 9 2008 7:58 AMHey man when can we expect a new video? Anytime soon? |
rider
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Jun 20 2008 10:19 PMthank u for adding |
Keith a.k.a. Uncle Beef
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Jun 24 2008 11:50 AMHave a Great Week !!!~ Keith |
Melika
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May 20 2008 12:46 AMThank You for adding me as a friend! I like your profile,take care have a good day! |
Jeffyy G.
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Feb 12 2008 2:33 PMi think i should be on your topp! |
sweatysamoan
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May 13 2008 1:08 PMthanks fer tha add Big L! |
The Irishman
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May 18 2008 8:04 AMEire go brach |
ALEXA
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Mar 10 2008 6:34 PMHEY THERE CUTIE STOP BY AND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK IF U GET A CHANCE.. I KNOW UR BUSY MUCH LOVE |
SUPER J
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Mar 18 2008 11:35 AMStopping by to say hello to me Irish frien, man! |
Joseph ☠
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Mar 18 2008 2:21 PMSt. Paddy's Day may be over but your still my #1. |
charlene
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Mar 19 2008 5:45 AMyoure in my top 8 lil man. |
Diana Lynn
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Mar 19 2008 6:11 AMJacksonville Bennigans RULES!!! |
Kayy Dawg.
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Mar 19 2008 1:26 PMhey ur on my top cuz ur my fav!!! |
Tarebear
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Mar 19 2008 2:28 PMI put you on my top 8 =) |
Bennigan's Aggieland
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Mar 19 2008 4:45 PMHello, friend! Just playing around on myspace and wanted to wish you well.Slainte! |
People call me Jeffro
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Mar 19 2008 11:24 PMhappy belated st.pattys hey i think we might look the same! |
alfalicious drummer boy
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Mar 20 2008 5:53 AMdude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your awsome,u should come down under sum time, we need sum luck!!!!!!!!!!!! |
beguiledimpressions.com
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Mar 20 2008 6:20 AMSorry it took me so long to get back... I"m just getting over the Blarney Blast celebration. Only 362 Days left until St. Patrick's Day! I can't WAIT!! |
Christie
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Mar 20 2008 6:40 AMThanks for the add!! |
Jeff
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Mar 20 2008 12:06 PMhaha i was there for how i roll. Allen skate park is awsome! |
*~*Jessica McAfee*~*
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Mar 20 2008 12:59 PMI love your food! Why is there not one in Tennessee? My fiance took me to the one in PA! I Loved it! |
kcaboneus
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Mar 20 2008 4:38 PMdude ur #1 on my list and ur stayin there forever |
Project K(2008)
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Mar 21 2008 3:20 PMhappy easter mr leprachaun |
Griffin®
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Apr 15 2008 9:49 PMim so proud to be irish |
♥Shannon Byrne♥
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Apr 15 2008 9:50 PM:D Your AWESOME! |
Codyツ [15]
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Apr 15 2008 10:00 PMDude wassup a real live lepracahn i knew you were real. |
TIMMY!!!
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Apr 15 2008 10:43 PMI love me the Kilkenny Chicken Wrap! It's oh so yummy and goes great with a cold Guinness!TIMMY!!! |
Shaun
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Apr 16 2008 5:45 AMhey there thanks 4 da add buddy, will b talkin to you soon. peace, im outta here |
luvly
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Apr 16 2008 8:35 AMHey you where is me Lucky Charm. LOL Have a great day;} |
SHAUNDA ♥
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Apr 16 2008 11:56 AMHAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE THE CUTIEST LEPRECHAUN EVER? HANDSOME SMILE AND NICE EYES TOO! |
3 Sunrises
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Apr 16 2008 6:04 PMHi Mr Dargle! I hope all is well! Still have you on my top 8! I was at Bennigan's a couple of weeks ago and I was sad I didn't see you there..LOL.Maybe next time! Only 334 more days until ST. Pattys Day!!! Congrats to Mr. Carnes on winning the trip! |
N I C H E L L E
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Apr 17 2008 3:52 PMThat was funny!Nichelle Music |
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Apr 17 2008 10:36 PMSHOWING LUV |
Debbie
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Apr 20 2008 5:35 AMI love leprechauns. I found a leprechaun's pot once. No gold, only poop. Oh well. Love your page, though. |
Dullaghan
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Apr 20 2008 7:23 AMThanxx for adding me!Sláinte. |
F.D.B.B.
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Apr 20 2008 3:47 PMDid I win??? |
steph[in]e
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Apr 20 2008 5:35 PMheyy what up doe ? is it fun bein a leperchaun lol |
Raleigh
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Apr 21 2008 2:32 PMHow'd you get so damn sexy?!?!?!?!? |
♠ Sherlock Paco Hoone ♠
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Apr 21 2008 8:05 PMWhat's up? Thanks for the add!!! Lots of net hugs for the cute leprechaun! :DYour video is hilarious, btw! |
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Keith a.k.a. Uncle Beef
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Apr 22 2008 4:59 PMHave a Great Earth Day !!!~ Keith |
The Irish Jedi
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Apr 23 2008 3:54 PMDude your still the coolest thing on myspace!!! keep on rockin!! |
don
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Apr 23 2008 10:21 PMhi |
patrick
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Apr 23 2008 10:34 PMdude you are awsome |
I Wonder!
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Apr 24 2008 12:44 PMSplashing by to say Hi.I want to go to Ireland. Am I too late? |
cara
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Apr 24 2008 6:29 PMthats me in the picture! |
