utahraptor
utahraptor A Superhero with no sense of civic duty

Male
24 years old
kalamazoo, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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Music
MoviesAdvent Children
TelevisionTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
BooksDiscworld
HeroesAngel Bolka, Joel Bond
Groups: I went to HR and made a bunch of sweet friends!I watch free movies at Celebration Cinema!DINOSAUR COMICS!8-Bit TheaterWHITE NINJAH.B.O

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     utahraptor's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:earth
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius

   utahraptor's Schools
Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Journalism
Minor: Business
Clubs: WIDR
 

2005 to 2005
Wheaton College
Wheaton,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Philosophy
Minor: Computer Science
Clubs: Team Ninja
 

2003 to 2005
Kalamazoo Valley Community College
Kalamazoo,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2003
First Assembly Christian Sch
Kalamazoo,Michigan
Graduated: 2003
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2001

   utahraptor's Companies
Celebration Cinema
portage, mi US


Papa John's
Portage, MI US
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Papa John's
portage, MI US
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About me:

"HOLY GOD I'M COMPLETELY FAT ALL OVER," SAID JOE QUEER. "IF ONLY AN EQUALLY GAY VAMPIRE WOULD COME ALONG AND JUST BITE ME UP ALL OVER MY FACE AND NECK MAYBE I COULD GET AIDS (OR HIV) AND BE THIN AGAIN." THEN, OUT THE WINDOW A BREEZE BLEW PAST AND JOE QUEER FELT A WEIRD TINGLY FEELING ACROSS HIS NUTS AND THEN AGAIN ACROSS SOME OF HIS FAT. "COULD THIS BE IT?" HE SHRIEKED ALOUD QUIETLY TO HIMSELF...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!

You can find me on the internet here, or here or here.

Basically you wish on the lamp that you weren't playing some gay adventure game but the lamp was just a fucking lamp so I guess you are stuck being a faggoty nerd.

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utahraptor's Friends Comments
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The Duggler

The Duggler



Oct 25 2007 8:40 PM

can you believe we went to highschool with this chick?

http://profile.myspace.com.index.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.10461.pckeez.cn
Golden

Golden



Aug 3 2007 3:51 PM

thanks! how have you been?
Celebration Cinema

Celebration Cinema



May 23 2007 5:55 PM


Click Here For Details!
Marisha

Marisha Parker



May 20 2007 1:55 AM

Hello :)
Golden

Golden



Mar 15 2007 3:10 AM

what's with the quotes?? Dan agrees about the plasma pistol and says a regular pistol is better than an assault rifle. or something like that. so far i don't know how to tell them apart.
Golden

Golden



Mar 14 2007 4:46 AM

dude i write a blog about Halo and you don't even comment? what's up with that?
Katalkana

Katalkana



Mar 7 2007 8:05 AM

Thanks for the add. Look forward to chatting to you sometime. cheers!
The Duggler

The Duggler



Feb 13 2007 6:54 AM

hahaha thanx man! cuz we all know how much i love to drink! but teh only problem is i dont liek american beer at all... its nothing like canadian... however hwos lief treatin u man??
Golden

Golden



Jan 11 2007 5:02 PM

well arent you special...
Kelly

Kelly



Nov 27 2006 11:34 PM

Nope i havent been in town for 2 and a half years.
David

David



Nov 13 2006 7:35 AM

You doing alright these days?
krista

krista



Oct 3 2006 9:08 PM

HEY!! HOW ARE YOU?!??!?!

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVA FOOL!
The Duggler

The Duggler



Sep 15 2006 3:40 PM

he doesnt think computers will be powerful in 5 years... they will be extra powerful DUH!
The Duggler

The Duggler



Sep 14 2006 11:36 PM

Hey buddy how slife treatin u tehse days??
Stover

Stover



Sep 9 2006 6:48 PM

shits man, i never know what the hell is goings on.
Dirk

Dirk



Aug 24 2006 3:49 PM

Sup Sam! Hows it goin. Happy to be out of CG?
krista

krista



Aug 24 2006 1:32 AM

YAAAAAAAAAY
Stover

Stover



Aug 23 2006 10:07 PM

how can you tell you're about to evolve? I'll tell you: You get thirsty.
krista

krista



Aug 19 2006 3:26 AM

SAAAAAAAAAAAM!

oh my goodness, i missed you at honeyrock this year! we need to talk again, i miss your advice and my girlie whining. lol.

try to get a hold of me.
i'll try to get a hold of you too.

with double the power, its double the luck.

♥♥♥kristastaaa
Golden

Golden



Jul 14 2006 2:30 PM

Hey Strong Bad/Sam,
Got your messages. Didn't find the prize in my lawn. You owe me one!
I'm still praying for you...hope you find peace and direction.
I'll call you sometime.
Stover

Stover



Jun 22 2006 3:17 PM

i wanted to go to massachusetts and rake the forrest, but then i realised you had already done it.
Golden

Golden



Jun 9 2006 4:13 AM

What up dude? How's camp?
Liz Greenfield

Liz Greenfield



May 15 2006 8:27 PM

HELLO UTAHRAPTOR
Stover

Stover



Feb 19 2006 10:04 AM

You are fearless in a way that I shall never know...
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