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Bentworth Farnsley
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Your rubber ducky, sir
Male
39 years old
BEVERLY HILLS, California
United States
Last Login: 8/21/2007
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| General | Butlering, Cleaning, Cooking, Laundry, Cherry Pop Tarts | | Television | Benson, Mr. Belvedere, Who's the Boss, World's Most Outrageous Butlers Caught On Tape | | Books | To Serve Man | | Heroes | Master McMuffin |
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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About me:
For the past several years I have been under the employ of one Cornelius McMuffin, which as I understand it, is an assumed name. I know neither his true identity nor nature of his business, and I rather prefer it that way. Regardless, I am forever indebted to Master McMuffin for his hand in saving me from a gaggle of angry Canada geese that I now realize I should never have instigated. Sometimes, gleefully hurling stale biscuits at unsuspecting water fowl is not as wise a course of action as you'd originally thought.
Master McMuffin has done well by me, offering me a blanket to sleep on and a hearty plate of room-temperature Cherry Pop Tarts each morning. I, in return, handle any and all questions posed by members of the media, as well as various other odd jobs deemed unsuitable for a mogul such as Master McMuffin to get involved in. I fancy myself to be a modest gentleman, but I confess that I enjoy my work and am quite proficient at it.
Another aspect of my job is to tend to the master's daughter. A precocious ragamuffin if ever there was one. Many an adventure we have been on, her and I. Through the streets of Devonshire to the brambles of Napa Valley, I can scarcely think of a dull moment. One thing is for certain, little girls cry a lot.
By the by, the skin I am using for this page is a modified version of vintage, which can found at createblog.com. Also, you are listening to "According to Our New Arrivals", by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart-Angelo, alternately known as the theme to the television programme Mr. Belvedere.
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Anyone who has found themselves at the mercy of Myspace spammers. Bloody yobs. I should like to aid them in their fight against these ruffians of cyberspace.
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