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Rob Ryan
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		Help! Male 24 years old Bergen County, NJ United States Last Login: 4/11/2009
Mood: crazy
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/bergenhack

Rob Ryan's Comedian Bio

Bio	After serving in the british navy as a spy, Robert Ryan was born to his mother in Haworth, NJ. They lived in a a hut made of straw and got by selling cats to a kitten pie factory(we saved the hides for socks). After living threw the terrible years in which back to future sequels were preveliant as well the dreaded caddyshack 2 incident. Rob found himself in his teens, were his happy loving homelife never mattered. It was here, when poor expeirences with women as well as the discovery of tobbacco formed the deformed man Rob Ryan is today. HE IS A COMIC with no desire but the approval of others. Others like you so come see a show maybe you'll laugh but certainly you'll see a show.
Website	youtube.com/robryancomedy
Influences	All the Greats and all those wonderful messes from the O&A show
Members	Hey guys i dont know what the fuck this category means but you can also freind me on facebook search for the group called "FANS OF ROB RYAN" or search for Rob Ryan from NJ and just friend me old school peace.
TV Shows	Lousy Extra Work on IFC's Zrock Also you might have seen me on the local news getting arrest for fondling geese.

Rob Ryan's Interests

General	Horse Sex and Crisco
Music	Allman Brothers Band
Movies	Star Wars
Television	The Office
Books	Fahrenheit 451
Heroes	Did you ever know your my hero?

Rob Ryan's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	= Get me out of it please!
Body type:	5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Dick Joke Writer/ Alcoholic
Income:	Less than $30,000

Rob Ryan's Networking

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Rob Ryan's Clips

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Total Plays: 218

Plays Today: 0

ROB RYAN on feb 28th

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Plays: 90
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August 2nd Show

Run Time: 581

Plays: 128
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Hey, This is my new page everyone. It's pretty bare atm but I will have video's of my act later this week. Watch the calender i will be having dates coming up. This thursday is a new opportunity for me at a new club. The cover is 10$ plus a 2 drink min. Please come out there will be a lot of good comics and it will make me look good. The show is 9pm at the New York comedy club. Located on E 24th Street right by 1st avenue. HOpe to see you

Who I'd like to meet:
You at one of my shows.

Rob Ryan's Friend Space (Top 8)

Rob Ryan has 51 friends.

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Rob Ryan's Friends Comments

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David	Apr 17 2009 7:13 PM I met another comedian named Rob Ryan last night.
Joseph W James	Apr 11 2009 1:51 AM
sabrina :)	Mar 15 2009 4:56 PM obviously you're way hotter. i cant wait to dance with you to lady in red again. that was sexy.
David	Mar 4 2009 12:49 AM The parking there isn't as good as it is around NYCC, but its all free after 7, rather than 9, so you don't have to keep running back to your car. But sometimes I do have to park in a lot.
Joseph W James	Mar 3 2009 7:08 PM For my only fan
Gina Sachi ★photog★	Jul 14 2008 6:18 PM will def come through if not working, i actually have a job passing out flyers in the city to hipsters you know the kind that if you know the band they are talking about then its not a band they like? or the kind that wear my grandfathers shirt and my sisters jeans from the 80s. ill be getting paid weds, may have wrk may not but keep my updated on where its at..
Gina Sachi ★photog★	Jul 9 2008 3:49 AM overused chappelle quotes: OKAYY YEAHHH, fuck yo couch nigga, ect. Overused chappelle quote in right way: what did the 5 fingas say to the face? SLAP
GINA SACHI PHOTOGRAPHY	Jul 3 2008 3:40 AM did you get all my facebook msgs? neways check out craigslist for open mics and stuff, also for that weird costume play gagging balls in rubber band type of shit. i know there will be people interested, trust me from a person who has tried and achieved.
dana	Jul 2 2008 1:23 AM Umm... I just graduated and got a job in Maryland as an interior designer. I move there in a week. What are you doing?
Valerie	Jun 30 2008 9:31 PM How was Thursday?
Blues Traveler	Jun 30 2008 5:09 PM Thanks! We appreciate it!
Gina Sachi ★photog★	Jun 30 2008 2:00 AM
sabrina :)	Jun 29 2008 2:42 AM oh kip..i didn't get that comment till after the fact, but ya we should definitely get together soon, i kinda miss ya...hows the comedy thing goin anyway?
sabrina :)	Jun 26 2008 5:21 AM i'm doing well, same as always i guess..id like to see ya soon, you me and eric should grab a drink or two...
dana	Jun 26 2008 12:36 AM fuck dude. how are you?
sabrina :)	Jun 25 2008 2:22 AM oh my goodness gracious...where have you been???
Amy	Jun 24 2008 4:22 PM AW! by the time i get there in august she's gonna be a monster. bring your puppy over so they can splash around together in the backyard!
Amy	Jun 24 2008 3:55 PM how's the puppy!!
Gina Sachi ★photog★	Jun 12 2008 7:30 PM the flaming assholes need to be added on here.. you stupid cunt

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