Bernie
Bernie Dangerous. Mysterious. Knowing.

Male
35 years old
Arvada, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 11/22/2009
Mood: Monk-ish Mood Image
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    Bernie's Interests
General How about the occasional PRODUCERS parody?

MusicI do listen to all kinds.....including broadway, classical, jazz, oldies, and popular music from the 1940's through the 1960's.
Moviesa few favorites in random order:

Breakfast at Tiffany's
Ordinary People
In & Out
Rear Window
Quiz Show
His Girl Friday
Clue
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Scavenger Hunt
A Simple Plan
40 Year Old Virgin
Pulp Fiction
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Magnolia
Finding Neverland
Rope
Candleshoe
The Holiday
You Can Count on Me
Fargo
Amadeus
About Schmidt
The American President
The Apartment
Chicken Run
Crash
Dolores Claiborne
Edward Scissorhands
Pieces of April
12 Angry Men
Annie Hall
Dan in Real Life
LA Confidential
The Man Who Came to Dinner
Little Miss Sunshine
Remains of the Day
Young Frankenstein
Save the Tiger
North by Northwest
Notes on a Scandal
The Queen
The Shawshank Redeption
Stand by Me
Sunset Boulevard
To Kill a Mockinbird
Toy Story
Sleepless in Seattle
Mr. Holland's Opus
TelevisionTop Five TV Shows for Now:

5) Grey's Anatomy
4) Weeds
3) Boston Legal
2) Curb Your Enthusiasm
1) Slings & Arrows
BooksSome great books:

1. The Ruins - Scott Smith
2. Small Town - Lawrence Block
3. Empire Falls - Richard Russo
4. Act One - Moss Hart
5. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
6. The Poet - Michael Connelly
7. The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen
8. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh - Michael Chabon
9. Crooked House - Agatha Christie
10. The Firm - John Grisham
HeroesTop Five Plays (for now):

5. Beyond Therapy
Christopher Durang

4. Panic
Joseph Goodrich

3. Dead Man's Cell Phone
Sarah Ruhl

2. Rope
Patrick Hamilton

1. Fiction
Steven Dietz




     Bernie's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Actor, Director, Producer
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Bernie's Schools
University Of New Mexico-Main Campus
Albuquerque, NM
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996
Bonanza Hs
Las Vegas,Nevada
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Yearbook!
 

1988 to 1992

   Bernie's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting


   Bernie's Companies
MWH
Westminster, CO US

Accounts Payable

The Evergreen Players
Evergreen, CO US

www.evergreenplayers.org

Coal Creek Community Theatre
Louisville, CO US

www.ccctheater.org

Theatre Company of Lafayette
Lafayette, CO US

www.tclstage.org

Longmont Theatre Company
Longmont, CO US

www.longmonttheatre.org




Bernie is really looking forward to opening night of INCORRUPTIBLE. You should join me for the opening night group. April 10 - 7:30 p.m. Posted at 1:35 AM Mar 27
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   Bernie's Blurbs
About me:
Hi Everyone.....I'm Bernie...I'm a good guy...I love all things theatre....acting...directing...attending....I have made some life-long friends in this theatre community...I love to be on stage....there's no rush like it...I also love directing shows and putting many odd pieces together in one majorly talented jugsaw puzzle...I like books...my netflix...my cat...starbucks...autumn...I have four sisters....including one twin sister....I am a gemini....I am single....gay....fabulous....quirky.....weird....fun...shy (sometimes)...entertaining....a good listener....and many other things which you will find wonderful as well, I am sure. Come and visit my myspace....you won't want to leave.
Who I'd like to meet:
UPCOMING THEATER SCHEDULE:



INCORRUPTIBLE – FIREHOUSE THEATRE COMPANY
APRIL 10 - MAY 9, 2009

www.firehousetheatercompany.com

I'll be on stage once again as Brother Martin in this hilarious dark comedy for the dark ages. Welcome to Priseaux, France, c. 1250 A.D.: The river flooded again last week. The chandler's shop just burned to the ground. Nobody's heard of the wheelbarrow yet. And Ste. Foy, the patron of the local monastery, hasn't worked a miracle in thirteen years. In other words, the Dark Ages still look pretty dark. All seems lost until the destitute monks take a lesson from a larcenous one-eyed minstrel, who teaches them an outrageous new way to pay old debts.

Stay tuned for a cast list!





KIMBERLY AKIMBO – VINTAGE THEATER
MAY 15 - June 14, 2009

www.vintagetheatre.com

I'll be directing this sad and hilarious comedy set in the "wilds" of suburban New Jersey, Kimberly Akimbo is a hilarious and heartrending play about a teenager with a rare condition causing her body to age faster than it should. When she and her family flee Secaucus under dubious circumstances, Kimberly is forced to reevaluate her life while contending with a hypochondriac mother, a rarely sober father, a scam-artist aunt, her own mortality, and...most terrifying of all...the possibility of first love.

A Wonderful Cast:

KIMBERLY - Judy Phelan-Hill
BUDDY - Gene Kato
PATTIE - Janelle Christie
DEBRA - Libby Rife
JEFF - Michael Hawthorne






DIAL "M" FOR MURDER – VINTAGE THEATER
AUGUST 21 - SEPTEMBER 20, 2009

www.vintagetheatre.com

I'll be directing this classic of suspense that was turned into a classic movie by Alfred Hitchcock! It's the perfect murder. Tony Wendice has married his wife Margot for her money and plans to murder her before she leaves him for another man. Unfortunately…..the man he hired to kill her gets murdered himself and Margot survives, and Tony must act quickly to have Margot convicted of his murder. It's one spine-tingling scene after another as Tony, Margot, her lover and a Scotland Yard detective play a deadly game of cat and mouse. Who will get caught in the trap?

A Kick-Ass Cast!

TONY WENDICE - Robert Kramer
MARGOT WENDICE - Stacy Riley
MAX HALLIDAY - Andy Lacerte
CAPTAIN LESGATE - Scott Glennon
INSPECTOR HUBBARD - Rita Broderick
OFFICER THOMPSON - Bill Thompson






DEN OF THIEVES – VINTAGE THEATER
NOVEMBER 6 - DECEMBER 6, 2009

www.vintagetheatre.com

I'll be directing this hilarious regional premiere comedy. A safe-cracking robbery is no place for kleptomaniacs in recovery Maggie and Paul who join forces with Puerto Rican wannabe Flaco and the ultra-fabulous topless dancer Boochie in order to pull off the perfect crime and steal $750,000 in drug money. But when this rag-tag bunch of crooks gets caught, the perfect crime quickly turns into a high-octane, 12-Stepping, double-crossing, hysterical battle for survival.

Stay tuned for a cast list!




   


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Yvelise

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Oct 9 2009 2:38 PM

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Kassie in Vegas

Kassie in Vegas



Apr 1 2009 1:12 PM

Yvelise

Yvelise



Mar 20 2009 3:29 AM

Berniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! How are you, Darling? I imagine you are doing fabulously!!! I just wanted to say 'hello' to you and see what you're up to. I'm swamped and exhausted.
What is new? ENJOY!!!
Kassie in Vegas

Kassie in Vegas



Mar 13 2009 4:49 PM


Mark

Mark



Feb 5 2009 7:59 PM

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cautiously) Hi....??!!?
Andrew

Andrew Werling



Jan 24 2009 1:00 PM

Another one for you. "Perfect Gentlemen" from The Night The Raided Minsky's.

Andrew

Andrew Werling



Jan 24 2009 4:54 AM

A little something I found...thought I'd share:

HellsBells

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Jan 22 2009 4:05 AM

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Jan 19 2009 11:26 PM

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean... I mean, come back to Denver, Bernie... I miss you.
Yvelise

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Jan 1 2009 4:52 PM


MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
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Dec 27 2008 5:52 PM

Welcome home, Bernie-Snack... Hope you had a rockin' holiday with the family...
Yvelise

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Dec 25 2008 2:31 AM


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Carla, a.k.a. Royal Buxomness

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Dec 16 2008 10:48 PM

Meggy says hi!

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HellsBells

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Dec 14 2008 7:31 PM

A HUGE congrats on a well-deserved "Best Ensemble" Ovation nod for 12 Angry Men... Never have 12 pissed off dudes in one room been so brilliant!
Andrew

Andrew Werling



Dec 13 2008 7:47 PM

Fur dich...

Kassie in Vegas

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Yvelise

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Nov 27 2008 7:46 PM


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Kassie in Vegas

Kassie in Vegas



Nov 27 2008 2:56 PM

Happy Turkey Day!


I just blogged the RICE BALL recipe!


Andrew

Andrew Werling



Nov 27 2008 2:04 PM

Carla, a.k.a. Royal Buxomness

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Nov 18 2008 7:51 PM

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Nov 3 2008 2:58 AM

Welcome to your new home, Snack.
I'm so very happy for you!
Carla, a.k.a. Royal Buxomness

Carla, a.k.a. Royal Buxomness



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