The BernWern™®
The BernWern™® Ride now, work later!

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31 years old
Oakdale, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
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    The BernWern™®'s Interests
GeneralSnowboarding, technology (computers, ipods, etc), swimming, learning about almost anything, music, cooking, traveling, Nissan Skyline, weight-lifting, mountain-biking, disc golfing, anything funny.
MusicInstead of adding to this every time I realize something isn't here, let's just say I have 11,300+ MP3's as of 1/21/08 and I usually add 100+ songs a month. Here is a small taste of my interests: Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Guru, Jamiroquai, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Basement Jaxx, Felix Da Housecat, Gangstarr, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ludacris, Pharrell, the Neptunes, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, FischerSpooner, Jimmy Luxury and the Tommy Rome Orchestra, Marilyn Manson, Incubus, Garbage, Ben Folds, NERD, Beastie Boys, Limp Bizkit, The Selfish Gene, and much more.....except any country.....but Johnny Cash and Charlie Daniel's Band...and they don't count, lol.
MoviesI am a movie enthusiast with over 300 DVDs as of 1/1/06. Just a few of my favorites: LOTR Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Crow, KIDS, Donnie Darko, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Usual Suspects, North by Northwest, Stand by Me, Island of the Lost Children, Princess Monoke, House of Flying Daggers, Fight Club, Anchorman, Old School, Vanilla Sky, Grandma's Boy, Knocked Up, Nightwatch, Daywatch, Run Lola Run, 300, and the entire Askewniverse: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Passion of the Clerks (in production)......can you tell I love movies?
TelevisionNot a fan of TV.....but Nip Tuck and the Office are great! Adult Swim too, especially ATHF! I find it hard to sit and watch a show weekly unless it is as compelling as Nip Tuck....hence my prefernce of movies. I recently gotinto Weeds and Dexter, both excellent shows.
BooksAnything J.R.R. Tolkein has done and I have read them all. The Good Earth. Anything by Edgar Allen Poe. The One Minute Manager, 21 Indispensible Qualities of a Leader, Developing the Leader In You, etc. Many of Dickens' works, but especially Great Expectations. I also enojyed the first two books about Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. The dictionary, as I like to expand my vocabulary but I usually use dictionary.com
HeroesMy mom...seriously...not sure how she does it or how she raised me. Oh yeah, and Jim Rippey cuz he's the shiznit! And of course, Terje Haakenson
Groups: Libertarian GroupDRUNKS UNITEDFinal Fantasy FanaticsAqua Teen Hunger ForceSnowboard Addicts

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     The BernWern™®'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Eau Claire, WI
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Program Director

   The BernWern™®'s Schools
University Of Wisconsin-Eau Claire
Eau Claire,Wisconsin
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Business Administration
Minor: Biology
 

1998 to 2002
University Of Wisconsin-Stout
Menomonie,Wisconsin
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Bio-Chem/Molecular Biology
 

1997 to 1998
North Hi
Eau Claire,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1997
Marshfield Christian School
Marshfield,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1992 to 1995

   The BernWern™®'s Companies
Strategic Fundraising
Oakdale, MN US
Master Scheduler (laugh if you want)
Operations

off and on since 3/11/98 until present



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Find me on Facebook.....I barely use this anymore....

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Who I'd like to meet:
Billy Corgan, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, George Carlin, Lewis Black, Trent Reznor, Guru, Pharrell, and many other famous people.....drop me a line if you plan to send a friend invite! I do not add people randomly if I don't know you, especially if you profile mentions web-cams or other BS. .. width="425" height="350">.... ..>

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Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Feb 17 2009 3:38 AM

My profile song is cooler than yours.
Sumthin 2 ease the desire of ur embrace u found me

Sumthin 2 ease the desire of ur embrace u found me



Dec 17 2008 7:10 PM

DUDE!!! when are you coming back to eau claire!?!?!? Are you going to be here for your birthday?
Gloria

Gloria



Apr 20 2008 2:29 PM

Vern got an e-mail alert that Lutsen had snow and was still open...we're jealous.
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Apr 10 2008 5:13 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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oooh, sick burn :)
Gloria

Gloria



Apr 7 2008 3:14 AM

...just viewed your YouTube...is it, by any chance, a chute emptying into Upper Morning Star at Big Sky?
Gloria

Gloria



Apr 6 2008 3:54 AM

can you believe it? Vern is on his way to Bozeman!
JarJar

JarJar



Feb 3 2008 3:46 AM

"Get to THE CHOPPER" and don't forget to pop your collar dogg
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Jan 15 2008 1:30 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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-"C"
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Dec 26 2007 2:13 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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-Muahahahaha you better hope this isn't you soon, old man!
Theodora

Theodora



Dec 22 2007 7:32 AM

I hope you had a good Birthday
Joe

Joe



Dec 22 2007 4:53 AM

Happy Birthday Beeotch!
Gloria

Gloria



Dec 21 2007 5:58 PM

Happy Birthday, and have a sweeeeet Christmas! See you in MT soon...
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Dec 21 2007 5:13 PM

Happy birthday OLD MAN BEN. See you on the slopes tonight :)
L.A. Sunshine

Laura Henderson



Dec 19 2007 4:31 PM


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Have a Great X-MAS & 2008 New Years
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Dec 18 2007 3:37 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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-"C"
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Dec 12 2007 8:30 PM

Haha, check the new background. . . I thought it was hilarious!!! :)
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Nov 5 2007 6:09 PM

Douche Bag
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They've just missed the dick target part of it. . .
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Nov 5 2007 3:32 PM

It's already November. . . . . . . SNOW SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Oct 16 2007 6:36 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Oct 10 2007 3:00 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Sep 28 2007 5:23 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

- When you and Summer decide to have an ankle biter, be careful who you give it to...
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Sep 24 2007 6:56 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Sep 17 2007 3:49 PM

Hahaha!! I say you listen to your brother on that shirt idea...
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Aug 23 2007 1:47 PM

So.... How did those hiccups turn out? ;)
Perfectly Imperfect

Perfectly Imperfect



Aug 22 2007 3:42 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Muah-haha! Are you operating in stealth mode on here?
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