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Bert Kreischer
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Call me @ 323-622-8572

Male
36 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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Bert Kreischer grew up in Tampa, Florida. While attending Florida State University, he was discovered by Rolling Stone Magazine and given the title ’The number 1 Party Animal in the Country’ in a six-page article entitled ’The Undergraduate.’ This article set his comedy career in motion. Oliver Stone optioned the rights to his life, book deals were offered, and he moved to New York City to pursue Stand-up Comedy. He began working at the Boston Comedy Club, within a year Will Smith signed him to a television development deal, he moved to LA, and shortly there after was co-hosting ’The X-show’ on FX. A few months later he signed his second television development deal with CBS, where he made his acting debut starring in the CBS/20th Century Fox pilot, ’Life with David J’ with Elliot Gould. Bert has also appeared on Comedy Central’s ’Premium Blend’, ’Shorties Watchin Shorties’, VH-1, FX’s ’Hurt Bert’, ’The Shield’, ’Last Comic Standing 2’, ’Jimmy Kimmel Live’, and currently hosts Spike TV’s ’Fresh Baked Video Games’ which airs every Saturday night at midnight.Bert also tours clubs and colleges all over the country and performs regularly at the Hollywood Improv.


Websitebertbertbert.com
InfluencesEddie Murphy (5th Grade), Sam Kinison (8th Grade), Louie Anderson (9th Grade), Dice (10th Grade), The State (College), Chris Rock (College), Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, & Jay Mohr
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TV ShowsThe X-Show, Premium Blend, Life with David J, Nevermind the Buzzcock, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Sheild, Hurt Bert, Last Comic Standing 2, Shorties Watching Shorties, Best in Town, The Surreal Life, Casino Cinema, Fresh Baked Video Games

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Stand up Comedy
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     Bert Kreischer's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lutz
Body type:6' 1" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   Bert Kreischer's Schools
Florida State University
Tallahassee,Florida
Graduated: 1997
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Alpha Tau Omega, Scalphunters
 

1991 to 1997

   Bert Kreischer's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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Bert Kreischer - Cops
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Bert Kreischer: Advice to the Kids
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Bert Kreischer: ANAL CHUG!!
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Bert Kreischer - Carrot vs Cucumber
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Bert's Stand-Up
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Hurt Bert - Arena Football
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Racial Humor in South Africa
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 9 2009 7:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jul 10 2009 7:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jul 11 2009 7:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jul 12 2009 7:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jul 23 2009 7:00P
Miami Improv Miami FL
Jul 24 2009 7:00P
Miami Improv Miami FL
Jul 25 2009 7:00P
Miami Improv Miami FL
Jul 26 2009 7:00P
Miami Improv Miami FL
Jul 30 2009 7:00P
Dayton Funnybone Dayton OH
Jul 31 2009 7:00P
Dayton Funnybone Dayton OH
Aug 1 2009 7:00P
Dayton Funnybone Dayton OH
Aug 2 2009 7:00P
Dayton Funnybone Dayton OH
Aug 8 2009 8:00P
The DreamCatcher at Viejas Alpine CA
Aug 27 2009 7:00P
Kansas City Improv Kansas City MO
Aug 28 2009 7:00P
Kansas City Improv Kansas City MO
Aug 29 2009 7:00P
Kansas City Improv Kansas City MO
Aug 30 2009 7:00P
Kansas City Improv Kansas City MO
Sep 3 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Sep 4 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Sep 5 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Sep 6 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv Pittsburgh PA
Sep 9 2009 7:00P
Richmond Funny Bone Richmond VA
Sep 10 2009 7:00P
Richmond Funny Bone Richmond VA
Sep 11 2009 7:00P
Richmond Funny Bone Richmond VA
Sep 12 2009 7:00P
Richmond Funny Bone Richmond VA
Sep 13 2009 7:00P
Richmond Funny Bone Richmond VA
Sep 25 2009 7:00P
University of Miami Miami FL
Oct 7 2009 8:30P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 8 2009 8:30P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 9 2009 8:00P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 9 2009 10:30P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 10 2009 10:30P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Oct 11 2009 8:00P
D.C. Improv Washington D.C. DC
Nov 4 2009 7:00P
Virginia Beach Funny Bone Virginia Beach VA
Nov 5 2009 7:00P
Virginia Beach Funny Bone Virginia Beach VA
Nov 6 2009 7:00P
Virginia Beach Funny Bone Virginia Beach VA
Nov 7 2009 7:00P
Virginia Beach Funny Bone Virginia Beach VA
Nov 8 2009 7:00P
Virginia Beach Funny Bone Virginia Beach VA
Nov 12 2009 7:00P
Levee Funny Bone Newport KY
Nov 13 2009 7:00P
Levee Funny Bone Newport KY
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
Levee Funny Bone Newport KY
Nov 15 2009 7:00P
Levee Funny Bone Newport KY

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About me:



I am Bert Kreischer. Party Animal, Comedian, Actor, Host, Hesitant Passenger, Fast Eater, Glutton, PSP addict, Husband, and Dad. I grew up in Tampa, live in LA, & black out once a month for dexterity. My mantra is: "No one respects a lightweight", & I don't believe in rehearsed toasts.
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Dallas Producers Association





Jul 12 2009 7:42 AM

Thanks for the add!
COWHEAD SHOW COMMITTEE GRAND-RAMA





Jul 8 2009 11:34 PM

Doing a GREAT job on the Cowhead Show!!!
Holistic Threat





Jul 10 2009 4:10 PM

thanks for the add!
 hope u enjoy!

 jane

Check Out Mediate!!





Jul 1 2009 12:19 PM

Hey Bert hows it goin...I wanna try to catch you at the Funny Bone in Dayton OH at the end of this month!!

Every time I watch Comfortably Dumb I crack up for hours....

Rock ON,
Tim
original Blue Army!





Jun 29 2009 7:16 PM

I want to take my boyfriend to c u in Tampa told him about u but we are both out of work so maybe next time. ;(
COWHEAD SHOW COMMITTEE GRAND-RAMA





Jun 23 2009 9:19 PM

I'm looking forward to FINALLY meeting you at Cowhead's 4th Annual Live Gig..
:)
Pb





Jun 22 2009 8:49 PM

YYYEEESSS!!!!! your come back to DC are you going on Elliot again? it was hysterical i pulled over off of the road cuz i had tears coming out of my eyes.
COWHEAD SHOW COMMITTEE GRAND-RAMA





Jun 22 2009 12:08 PM

Hope you had a WONDERFUL Father's Day!!
Lotus Photo





Jun 5 2009 2:36 PM

Thanks for the add, I hope to see you perform in Chicago sometime!
Smooth Criminal





May 29 2009 1:35 PM

I miss seeing you at The Green Room, lemme know when you're coming to Austin!
Pete Correale





May 29 2009 10:14 PM

Hey I just wanted to remind you about my one hour stand up special “The Things We Do For Love” premiering this Saturday, May 30th on Comedy Central at 11pm EST. I hope you tune in and enjoy!
Patricia Barrigher





May 30 2009 8:33 PM

Thanks for the add,
Comedian-Screenwriter
Bladensburg, MD, USA
KJ





Jun 1 2009 2:42 AM

Great show at the Improv at Hard Rock this past Saturday night!  It was cool to meet ya afterwards too!  Thanx for the DVD, and keep up the good work!!!
Mindful Innovations





May 27 2009 5:07 AM

I hope you had a great memorials, keep in touch
J





May 26 2009 8:34 PM

hey git outta there!
RELIGIONE : TO ALL HOLY CEREMONY HAS BEGUN





May 25 2009 3:28 AM

What's up?

Thanks for the addition I really appreciate it.

Keep in touch & have a great week..
Shawn DeCoste





May 20 2009 6:08 PM

I party with those people inside your head all the time. They like messin' with people when they're high.
*BRANDI*





May 15 2009 10:32 PM

I WATCHED A CLIP OF YOU AND LUAGHED MY ASS OFF . THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY.
Lil'Bit





May 16 2009 1:43 AM

Stopping bi to show your page some rainbow love (lol) when you coming back to MIA?
Murph Mugglefrump





May 17 2009 3:03 AM

OK, I must apologize to the guy that scrubs your site. He sent me a note and seems like a good guy. I still think that a video link to you getting your rectum waxed is comedy gold. I passed it by Rickles and he agrees, although he refuses to admit that he does it regularly. What else could make him so cranky? Any-hoo...can't wait for you to get back to Tampa on Cow's show. He sucks without you. Did you hear he renamed the Kreischer wing to the Ralphie "Love-Lounge"? Fat guy lovin...go figure.
**MS. Chievous **





May 13 2009 2:19 AM

Hey Bert! Thanks for the Drink on Mothers Day! My Husband and I loved the show! Can't wait till you come back to the Addison Improv!!!
David A. MacNeil





May 7 2009 11:57 PM

Thanks for the add!
oO*Laura*Oo





Apr 24 2009 10:42 PM

Thanks for the add, you're hillarious! I am one of "the challenged" John Dacre's cousins. He told me that you guys use to hang out back in the day.
Have a good weekend!
Jessacrazybitch





Apr 20 2009 8:35 PM

That profile picture is hilarious LOL!
!~*GRECI@*~!





Apr 17 2009 3:15 AM

hello mr jim.. how was youe weekend?
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