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Bert Kreischer
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Bert Kreischer Call me @ 323-622-8572

Male
37 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 12/3/2009
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Bert Kreischer grew up in Tampa, Florida. While attending Florida State University, he was discovered by Rolling Stone Magazine and given the title ’The number 1 Party Animal in the Country’ in a six-page article entitled ’The Undergraduate.’ This article set his comedy career in motion. Oliver Stone optioned the rights to his life, book deals were offered, and he moved to New York City to pursue Stand-up Comedy. He began working at the Boston Comedy Club, within a year Will Smith signed him to a television development deal, he moved to LA, and shortly there after was co-hosting ’The X-show’ on FX. A few months later he signed his second television development deal with CBS, where he made his acting debut starring in the CBS/20th Century Fox pilot, ’Life with David J’ with Elliot Gould. Bert has also appeared on Comedy Central’s ’Premium Blend’, ’Shorties Watchin Shorties’, VH-1, FX’s ’Hurt Bert’, ’The Shield’, ’Last Comic Standing 2’, ’Jimmy Kimmel Live’, and currently hosts Spike TV’s ’Fresh Baked Video Games’ which airs every Saturday night at midnight.Bert also tours clubs and colleges all over the country and performs regularly at the Hollywood Improv.


Websitebertbertbert.com
InfluencesEddie Murphy (5th Grade), Sam Kinison (8th Grade), Louie Anderson (9th Grade), Dice (10th Grade), The State (College), Chris Rock (College), Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, & Jay Mohr
TV ShowsThe X-Show, Premium Blend, Life with David J, Nevermind the Buzzcock, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Sheild, Hurt Bert, Last Comic Standing 2, Shorties Watching Shorties, Best in Town, The Surreal Life, Casino Cinema, Fresh Baked Video Games

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     Bert Kreischer's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lutz
Body type:6' 1" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   Bert Kreischer's Schools
Florida State University
Tallahassee,Florida
Graduated: 1997
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Alpha Tau Omega, Scalphunters
 

1991 to 1997

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I am Bert Kreischer. Party Animal, Comedian, Actor, Host, Hesitant Passenger, Fast Eater, Glutton, PSP addict, Husband, and Dad. I grew up in Tampa, live in LA, & black out once a month for dexterity. My mantra is: "No one respects a lightweight", & I don't believe in rehearsed toasts.
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Nov 24 2009 8:41 PM

your cool
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Nov 12 2009 10:33 PM

Hey just stopping by to say hello :)

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BosnianKid



Nov 6 2009 11:29 PM

when u comin back to the good ol MINNEAPOLIS
Ned And Ned

Ned And Ned



Nov 3 2009 7:46 PM

Thanks for Adding me and Ned.

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Renee Buffy Burleson



Oct 26 2009 7:30 PM

I loved your videos,they all made me laugh.Thanx for adding me to your friend list.Welcome to my great circle of friends.Drop me a comment anytime.Have a great week.
J.Scrizzle

J.Scrizzle



Oct 12 2009 5:52 PM

♠ FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! ♠
Shattered Morality (Book SM Please)

Shattered Morality (Book SM Please)



Oct 12 2009 5:52 PM

favorite movie go..and why?
also thakn you so much for even giving us a chance how have you been?
unifyGames

Unify Games



Oct 12 2009 5:52 PM

Thanks for the add !
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♫♪Shaggy♪♫



Sep 22 2009 10:37 PM

Kick ass show last night. Thanks for the idea Fart in a Mcdonalds cup classic :-D
V

V



Sep 22 2009 10:37 PM

so when can I be on your top friends?
Wiggie

George Wiggins



Sep 22 2009 10:36 PM

Watching you on Comedy Central, so far.....so good....!
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Sep 22 2009 10:36 PM

Favorite Tv show...go!

p.s hope you enjoyed the music

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Sep 9 2009 6:00 PM

hey there! we JUST posted a brand new song! have you heard it yet!? let us know what you think!

stay fly,

-liveVIAsky
Nina Hartley

Miss Nina Hartley



Sep 9 2009 6:00 PM

come to jacksonville FL !
Guitarist326

Terrence Roberts



Sep 9 2009 6:00 PM

hey bert im going on the cowhead cruise, so i dont have to listen to my dad say how funny you are and finally meet you. by the way there are pretty much no drinking laws there.
DRO

Ron Snyder



Sep 9 2009 6:00 PM

thanx for the add keep em laughing.
Ptosis

Ptosis



Sep 9 2009 6:00 PM

so how have you been..its been a busy time for us but we still always take the chance to personally write :)
tell us a story.
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Sep 9 2009 5:59 PM

so what do you do for fun?
we love playing our faces off
maybe you even liked it..write back lets talk
KINGS OF THE HIGHWAY

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Sep 9 2009 5:57 PM

NEW TUNES UP NOW
THANX FOR YOUR SUPPORT
PEACE
Hoe Zay Diggs Dreyy (^'_'^)

Hoe Zay Diggs Dreyy (^'_'^)



Sep 9 2009 5:57 PM

hey dude love your stuff, when you coming down to phoenix az?
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Christopher O'keefe



Sep 9 2009 5:57 PM

LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND XOXO
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Aug 11 2009 5:06 PM

so..how have you been?
thank you for even giving a chance
so many bands on here i know its hard :)
write back
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Kevin Renshaw



Aug 11 2009 5:06 PM

Bert Kreischer best guess on loveline!
STEAL MY KISSES FROM YOU

STEAL MY KISSES FROM YOU



Aug 11 2009 5:06 PM

BERT!!!! HEY DUDE? DID YOU GET MY EMAIL? IF YOU DIDNT I HOPE YOU REMEMBER ME!!! WHEN YOU DID THE HURT BERT SHOW ON THE BOAT WITH JOHN MANLEY... I WAS THERE!!!!
Issa

Issa Lopez



Jul 15 2009 6:25 PM

couple of more days and your back in miami. Cant wait too see ya buddy! :)
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