I think The Constantines are my favorite band from this decade so far.
Movies
Movies are gay!
Television
Kids in the Hall, UCB, Spongebob, Ben Stiller, Aqua Teen, Harvey Birdman, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Spaceghost, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, CONAN!, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Southpark, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, SNL, Arrested Development, The Wire, Deadwood,
Books
books about fixin cars and also doin hot asian babes in the backseats of the same cars that I was fixin (my major in college)
Heroes
Mark Twain impersonators (They've gotta be so hot all the time)
Lincoln High School
Portland, OREGON
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: SEXY NURSE STAMPEDE!
Clubs: Student government/Lacrosse/sexy guys club for sexy dudes
Want me to dance for your business? Call me and I'll give you rates. 36 28 34. You'll be pitchin' some tents by the end of the night (you'll have a couple boners).
Good seeing you guys. You look all L.A. now... you'll never be able to scrub that stink off you. I do remember your lady's name I was just being a dumbass and forgot my former question. It's always good to ask someone's name when you brain fart.
I took that last comment back. I can, so I did. You should check out the new Dirtbombs album, it sounds a bit like TV on the radio. Now that you're gone I see Michael Keaton almost every day... I'm getting sick of seeing him. He never mentions you.
THIS ACUALLY WORKS 1.say the name of your crush 2 times 2.say the name of your bestfriend 5 times 3.post this onto 5 other profiles and then press f8 and then ull get Canadian Citizenship!!!
Oh James you're to funny...but I am glad you now have a constant reminder of me to look at everyday:) Now you can quit stalking me!!!!! How is life going for ya anyways??
Dude, you scare the shit out of me some times. Oh, my friend Jerri (from the belly dancing troupe..Sara's best friend) moved out your way not too long ago. God, I'm losing all of my friends to that god-forsaken armpit (I can say that because I have spent way too much time there). I hopre you're well James, tell Stumpe hello and come back and see us soon. Love- Ash-hole
You were randomly in my dream last night, wearing your blue AmPav tshirt, and somehow it involved a 1970's style rec room in a split-level suburban home. And you had facial hair and I think you were living with 2 senior citizens. So basically we had a really good time.
I'm not scared of your oversized head. Just you wait. You'll see... And Yarro is disqualified due to his mass amounts of hair products... it's like steroids in the sports world... it's cheating.
You're just emasculated by my victorious gigantic head. You'll always be #2. Maybe someday there will be a rematch, but until then... you're second best. Maybe LA standards for swollenheadedness are different though.
Hey friend Happy birthday... I hope it is horrible and you are stuck at home by yourself eating pickles....just kidding I hope its wonderfully fantastic!! Oh and Happy belated merry christmas haha
Wishing you a Happy Birthday from The Tony Montana Project. Check out our New Live Songs released. Also our next upcoming show is Dec 29th @ The Railyard in Billings.
Hi James. We miss you too. Zeb says hi and he dreams about you too. Why not puke in a museum in France? Why not anywhere really? Wish you guys were here to put Chaos Deux or something. How's L.A.? Is it creepy not having snow around Xmas? Is it creepy in general?
