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Sir Ryan Selfish's Interests
General
Frightening people with Pure unadulterated mayhem and saying Twat alot!
Music
Generally Punk/Hardcore Old skool hip hop (hip replacement) Grind/crust/thrash noise Powerviolence, Black Metal and DnB (dandelion and burdock) also ska and reggae and other types of musics!
Movies
All the films you would like to see. I am an oracle of movie trivia.
Television
uktv gold on an afternoon.
Books
oh ive read my fare share and will do so forever. Nothing like getting stuck into a good book.
Heroes
Dean Vomit! The Filthiest man ever!
Bernard Black.
Compo.
Brian Cant.
and other General TV LAND personalities.
About me: FOR ALL THE GUMBYS!
Purveyor of the Macabre and Owner of a shitty arsed sence of humour i pride myself on being an Obnoxious Twat!
ROCK AND ROLL MOTHERFUCKER! And now a word from our sponsors:
Who I'd like to meet: My FRONT BUM!. It's in the world somewhere! The guy who said on a Projectile Vomit video on youtube that i looked like sid vicious! TWAT!
It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
alright love how ya doing? you off to bristol picnic this weekend? should do, as its down your end. dean blagged me into driving down from bradford with some folk. prob see you down there then aye x
Wakefield, Batley, Dewsbury, Castleford, Featherstone and Pontefract all have Wakefield postcodes. Featherstone is my particular favourite ex-mining town.
