Bethany Van Delft is a comedian who does stand-up comedy. She did it before, and does it now too. You can go see her do it. Comedy, that is.
Website
bethanyvandelft.com
Influences
Richard Pryor, Rita Moreno, Freddie Prinze, Dr. Seuss, Lily Tomlin, Franklin Ajaye, George Carlin, Willy Wonka, Phyllis Diller, Moms Mabley, Sandra Bernhardt, Steven Wright, Christopher Guest, Peter Seller, Monty Python, Flip Wilson, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, SNL, Steve Martin, Laugh In, Endora (Bewitch’s mom), Louie CK, Jon Stewart, South Park, Sarah Silverman, Sasha Baron Cohen, more, I can’t think, I’m drunk...
TV Shows
coming soon...
Bethany Van Delft's Interests
General
I like to cook.
Music
Movies
Television
South Park, Chapelle Show, SNL (I know it sucks), Robot Chicken, Mad TV, The Daily Show, Nova, Arrested Development, Planet Earth, Miami Ink, Top Chef, HBO's Rome (R.I.P.), Antiques Roadshow, Hell's Kitchen, Independent Lens, Cartoon Network, Flight of the Concords, Medical Incredible, American Masters
Heroes
Love 'em. I especially like an italian with everything, no mayo, oil & vinegar, hots on the side, toasted. I like roll-ups, too.
Maybe I got some bad information but was your birthday yesterday? I was counting on it being your birthday and for you to show up at Coxen's bash where I was going to sing to you but you never showed up! Probably good if it wasn't actually your birthday, that would've been awkward. Anyway, here's your song:
Happy birthday to you. You live in the zoo. You look like a monkey...
On second thought, this song is racist. Now things are really awkward.
Anyway, I just want to finish up by telling you that you also smell like a monkey. Have a great day!
Bethany, you lit up “All Frills Comedy Hour” @ Bocelli’s with your hilarious jokes, your irresistible charm, and you exotic beauty. It was more than a pleasure to have you on my show. Congratulations on getting married, he seemed like the nicest guy in the world. I’ll be in touch with you on future open spots. You are definitely one of the smoothest comedians out there. Good luck with all your shows!!!
