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holy crap, it's beth!
Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
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I called your mom a two-bit whore and she hit me with her sack of quarters.
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30 歲
California
美國
上次登入時間： 2009/11/28
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| 狀態： | 單身 | | 家鄉： | </td></tr></table><table sty | | 星座： | 處女座 | | 教育程度： | 大學畢業 | | 職業： | Lead Farmer |
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Music moment and love your so-called flaws
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Hate mail: I've now gotten it.
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Good night and good luck!
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"Some things are never meant to be," or, "Apocalypse meow."
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"You have the moral compass of a jar of spaghetti sauce."
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Everywhere I go, folks keep telling me, "Jesus loves you," and I don't know how to tell him that I only like him as just friends. Back off, Loincloth.
I'm so def I can't hear.
My husband tells everyone I have doom bees that I can control and turn against this entire city. I tell him that maybe it's the city who's against my doom bees. Why can't people ever see both sides of the age-old doom bees vs. the city debate? Open up your minds, and end the segregation. All you need is love. Foster peace, or else I will totally sic my doom bees against this entire city.
People say that I have a drinking problem, but the truth is that I am totally amazing at drinking and they're just jealous.
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I really love the people I know already. Who could ask for anything more? But, I would have liked to meet Mother Teresa. Maybe Jesus, so I can explain that joke at the beginning of my "About Me," but I have a feeling He totally understands.
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