holy crap, it's beth!
I called your mom a two-bit whore and she hit me with her sack of quarters.

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Status:Single
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Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Lead Farmer



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About me:
.r{} table.navigationBar td {background-color:333399; background:333399;} Everywhere I go, folks keep telling me, "Jesus loves you," and I don't know how to tell him that I only like him as just friends. Back off, Loincloth.

I'm so def I can't hear.

My husband tells everyone I have doom bees that I can control and turn against this entire city. I tell him that maybe it's the city who's against my doom bees. Why can't people ever see both sides of the age-old doom bees vs. the city debate? Open up your minds, and end the segregation. All you need is love. Foster peace, or else I will totally sic my doom bees against this entire city.

People say that I have a drinking problem, but the truth is that I am totally amazing at drinking and they're just jealous.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I really love the people I know already. Who could ask for anything more? But, I would have liked to meet Mother Teresa. Maybe Jesus, so I can explain that joke at the beginning of my "About Me," but I have a feeling He totally understands.

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Little Anne Bee





Jun 15 2009 1:28 AM

I've been missing you a lot too. :/ I hope to be in Modesto soon though!
Condra





Jun 5 2009 4:56 AM

I'm in Reno for the next five plus weeks (maybe we can still pull of a meet-up! I've got weekends off), and have finally succumbed to the Facebook-- care to join me on it? "Amy Condra" will take you to my VIP lounge! It's pretty sparse right now, slapped it up today as part of a class assignment... whee.
Elder Peralta Comedy





Jun 4 2009 7:03 PM

LMFAO

you are too funny and you know what I am totally going to start putting it everywhere and see if I can really start something because it is funny! ! !
Brooke





May 28 2009 1:34 AM

I know I'm still getting used to it.  I'm really glad now though that I go by my middle name instead of my first name, which is Diana.  (Think Wedding Singer here.)
Funky





May 27 2009 8:36 AM

Oh bummer! Ok... there is always a next time. :)
Little Anne Bee





May 25 2009 8:55 PM

posted the pictcha!
Breezy-Dawn





May 22 2009 6:19 AM

Thanks lady!!!   Give us a call sometime soon!
Elder Peralta Comedy





May 21 2009 7:05 AM

shhh dont tell anyone lol :)
Christopher





May 21 2009 3:24 AM

hahahaha I saw these last week!  some of the best craigslistings I've seen in a while!
Amanda





May 20 2009 11:52 PM

Thanks, I'm thinkin platinum so when I talk I spark! Wonder if Cobra will cover it?
Amanda





May 20 2009 10:57 PM

6-8 mos. depending on my recovery time. I'm getting dental implants on my top 4 teeth. Weird genetic thing, didn't lose myself to meth, lol!
Breezy-Dawn





May 20 2009 10:22 PM

funny u should ask.....i am off all week...lol
Excitable Boy





May 17 2009 8:16 PM

thanks, darlin!

its a rather different sound for me, but fun to play around with
Scott





May 16 2009 5:03 PM

Thank you
Little Anne Bee





May 13 2009 4:26 AM

Oh, and I don't know if I remembered to tell you but I got off my bf's cock for like 24 minutes and that 30 rock is fucking incredible.
Ryan Toth





May 10 2009 2:16 AM

JAZZ HANDS!!! All I ever wanted, Beth!!!
Thank you very, very much. :)

Little Anne Bee





Apr 29 2009 10:14 PM

Damn, I guess my disney stars are mixed up. I tried to send you Hannah Montana...
Breezy-Dawn





Apr 24 2009 2:46 PM

it is still very difficult. But certain health reasons and lack of being able to breath resons call for it you know?! It does suck...but it is something worth trying for. Give us a call when u can. We love u.
Little Anne Bee





Apr 23 2009 7:58 PM

Dude, I had such a crazy dream about you, and how you lived in an apartment with three bedrooms and it was spectacular and I went to visit and you said i could move into the spare bedroom, and it was the best ever. You also were making drinks there were green that when I looked at you explained, "I put extra gravy in that one". In conclusion, I fucking miss you.
Kate





Apr 19 2009 5:13 AM

So I saw Talledaga Nights and the only parts that were actually funny were from that kid.
Scott





Apr 18 2009 10:32 PM

Turns out that I'm not moving after all.
I've accepted a job working on the Predator so I'll be staying in Vegas for that
Elder Peralta Comedy





Apr 15 2009 8:41 AM

what should I name the sushi baby and do you have face book?
Little Anne Bee





Apr 14 2009 6:52 AM

Oh, I've seen it before....such an incredible movie! My easter was good...my voice came back during a breakdown that I was having at around noon so that was good!

How was your easter? How was drunk Shrek? How is EVERYTHING I FUCKING MISS YOU JESUS CHRIST COME TAKE CARE OF ME SO WE CAN EAT BROCCOLI CHEESE SOUP AND WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

Oh, and just so you know, I think the politically correct term is "blowies"......
Kate





Apr 14 2009 6:48 AM

:D i'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Little Anne Bee





Apr 10 2009 8:48 PM

On my hunt for penguin dicks, I came up empty handed; but on my hunt for penguins fighting robots, I hit the jackpot!!!

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