Beth Lapides
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I have never once put a bottom sheet on the right way. Even though I know the trick. #humbledbeforeapieceafabric
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.@UnCabaret Sunday. Hotter than a BBQ! @davidarquette @SarahThyre @therebeccacorry @zachsherwin @MoonZappa!! http://t.co/OXGDIyEalu
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- Denzil Warner
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..Patrick Dorobisz2 years agoHello, thanks for your friendship and support. I uploaded a new piece for piano " Linked " played by Pianist Veronique Vanhoucke - Best to you and thanks to listen - Pat
3 years agoGogo Korogiannou3 years agoHi there, all good ?
I would like to invite you to my new Official Website
you can visit it at: www.gogokorogiannou.com
So feel free to browse my Portfolio ..and even subscribe to my Mailing List and RSS Feeds
enjoy!
Gogo
Main EgoClassic meets Lounge3 years agoGreetings from CLASSIC GOES LOUNGE!! Have a nice week!!
Sending you LOVE & PEACE!!
ShamanStrings3 years agoHi Beth Lapides ... 2 new video art-music creations. 1st with
new keyboard strings and Video Art "key2reality"
8 min. "Book of Roots" with the Sitar (song from New Year's Eve)
(see youtube shamanstrings 4 HD) let us know what you think...
also hear “Ground the Countdown” another NY Eve w sitar3 years ago3 years ago 10 of 296MorePatrick Dorobisz3 years agoHello Beth Lapides, I uploaded the new video of "L’orpheon de Jade" for four pianos performed by Veronique Vanhoucke, if you have time have a look. All the best and many thanks for your support -Pat
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I need a lot of quiet time lately. So music: tuning forks, the sound bath at the Integretron in Joshua Tree. Tom Kenyon's amazing pinal gland activation. Tingsas, gongs. Everything is vibration. I'm working on taking that in. Govindaas, beautiful chants. Shiva Baba, the chant to remove all negativity. Before a show I like to sing along to, currently my selection includes Mavis Staples, Fat Boy Slim, Public Enemy remix of Buffalo Springfield's for It's Worth, Joni Mitchell, Finley Quaye etc. Podcast wise: Whitley Streiber's Unknown Country.Movies
Moulin Rouge, Philadelphia Story, Midnight Cowboy, Little Miss Sunshine, Ed Wood, Wizard of Oz, Apocalypse Now, Across The Universe, Popeye, Nashville, Hail, Hail Rock and Roll, Uncle Buck, Magnolia. Currently enjoying the DVD extra commenntaries especially by writers/directors/producers. Simpsons Movie. Infamous (the other Truman Capote movie).I like to watch the moon.
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Currently disconnected. Netflix or download. Friday Night Lights. TrueBlood. No procedurals. No insects. No medical. Minimal gunplay. Project Runway, My So Called Life, Sex & The City, Flip This House, Property Ladder, Taken, The Simpsons, Invasion, Roseanne, Larry Sanders, Freaks and Geeks, The L Word.Books
Cosmic Serpent, Intention Experiment, Sitchin, Hancock, Sri Siva, Franny and Zooey, Be Here Now, Jane's Blanket, Did I Wake You?, An American Tragedy, I Ching, Three Lives, Member of The Wedding, The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali, Casteneda, Suzuki, Ulysses, Wheels of Life, The Mists of Avalon, Diary of a Psychic, The Possible and The Actual, Dune.Heroes
There was this girl in the hospital when I was five, in a wheelchair, and one day I was in bed (actually I usually wasn't) doing a paint by number. The nurse had said don't spill the paint, so of course I did, and this girl in the wheel chair totally cleaned it up, with total grace and good spirits. She was never going to be able to walk and there she was cleaning up after me. Superman always sort of paled.
Latest Blog Entries
- Jan 30, 2010 1:45 AM California Lucid Dreaming
- Jan 4, 2010 10:04 PM Beth Lapides: <em>100% Happy 88% of the Time</em>
- Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM My Other Car is a Yoga Mat: ARM AND ARM | Beth Lapides
- Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM "100% Happy 88% of the Time" - 10/25/09 in Santa Monica - Free Crystals for all! | Be
- Sep 30, 2009 8:15 PM My Other Car is a Yoga Mat: MY OTHER YOGA MAT IS THE COSMOS | Beth Lapides
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About me:
Read My Other Car Is A Yoga Mat", my column in LA Yoga Magazine
The Un-Cab Lab Free Range Comedy Writing & Performance Workshop aka The Comedian's Way info@uncabaret.com.
You can audit any class for $10. For more info call 323-717-4731 or visit my website
"100% HAPPY 88% OF THE TIME" is my new show! Comedy that weaves together story, big ideas and philosophy. My journey through a dark afternoon of the soul in which I uncover a more convenient truth about our times. ..
What audiences are saying!
For info about booking the show into your venue or information about upcoming shows or workshops call Greg at 323-717-4731.
I am the creator of the world famous UN-CABARET
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I am a comedian, the creator of Un-Cabaret and The Other Network, a writer, teacher, speaker and author of "Did I Wake You?" which is in a bookstore near you! Or get it on Amazon now.
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"A unique stand up theater artist"
HOLLYWOOD REPORTER
"A breath of fresh air, funny, witty, enlightening!"
WHOLE LIFE TIMES
"If you never imagined that you could laugh with and be intrigued by a book of poetry, now is the time to reconsider...boisterous, subtle and probing...lively, full of playfulness and pitch-perfect perception of modern living...humor, surprises and moments of sharp insight, especially when the poems touch on politics."
THE FEMINIST REVIEW
"Brilliant, inspired, fun!!"
LA WEEKLY
"This is currently my favorite book of all time. It addresses the big picture, the little picture, and everything else in between in the most wonderfully wise and witty way."
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN (cartoonist for the New Yorker, author of "no One You Know", "This is a Bad Time" and Executive Producer of "Six Feet Under".)
"Sublime."
KXLU
"It's like your funniest punk rock girlfriend decided to write haiku! Beth Lapides rocks!"
GREG BEHRENDT (author of "He's Just Not That Into You", host of the Greg Behrendt Show)
"She's got a mike and she knows how to use it!"
LOS ANGELES TIMES
"Hilarious"
TIME OUT LONDON
"Books by Soft Skull Press look great in terms of production; they're also a lot of fun to actually read. Straddling the genres of humor, self-help and haiku, Beth Lapides' Did I Wake You? is drawing much attention for its inspirational power, even if much of her work seems deeply personal. Punk rock yet approachable, Lapides is a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered, and her writing has been called everything from "quick-shit lit" to "haikuzzi". We could keep going, but it's better if you just buy the book yourself."
TUSCON WEEKLY
"Seriously funny!"
LOS ANGLES MAGAZINE
"The book splits the atoms of your psyche! Hip and hilarious. Beth Lapides is to haiku what a swizzle stick is to a very dry, funny cocktail."
MICHAEL PATRICK KING (Executive Producer/Writer/Director of "Sex and the City", "The Comeback")
"A master comedienne."
LOS ANGELES TIMES
"FOUR STARS (Highest Rating). One of the Top Ten Best Books of 2006. The quintessential example of good things coming in small packages. A highly unique little gem, packed with wisdom, truth, humor, and delicious absurdity. Beth Lapides has a delightfully intelligent comic mind."
CBS RADIO
"Funny, surprising, inspirational, world-conscious, and deeply personal. Beth manages to dust poetry off and plug it in, making it exciting and relevant to the world today!" SATELLITE SISTER - ABC/XM Radio
"Beth Lapides puts the English language on a high-protien diet and it emerges sleeker, skinnier and funnier. In seventeen no-fat syllables, Lapides strikes to the heart of California, celebrity and the curses of our age."
STEPHEN GLASS (author of "The Fabulist")
There are a lot of really entertaining poems here, several which I found really meaningful. I had to admire Lapides's skill at conveying so much, so well, in so few words. It even compelled me to write my own haiku. But I'm not sure they'll ever be seeing the light of day - it's a lot harder than it looks. Rating: 4 out of 5!" TRASHIONISTA.COM
"Beth Lapides is
a haiku genius. I'm ser-
ious, check her out!"
MOON ZAPPA(author of "America The Beautiful")
"But Beth's wit is sharp, sketching showbiz, life, time, love: funny, poignant ... real"
LA CITY BEAT
"Unforgettable."
BOSTON GLOBE
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Stuffie Chants (The Loka Samastha Sukhino Bhavantu Mantra) | Beth Lapides
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100% Happy 88% of the Time - The Trailer | Beth Lapides
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Laughers, lovers, yogis, artists, activists, coffee drinkers, dreamers, haikuers, indigos, free thinkers, bravehearts, metadreamers, fear grid rejecters, consciousness enthusiasts, energetic scholars, intentionary masters, mistresses of time bending, awakeners, cultural creatives, life artists, what iffers, changeaholics, bright eyes, and fans of me of course.
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- Status: Married
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Occupation: mover and shaker
Schools
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Brown University
- Providence,RI
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Modes of Expression
2008 to Present
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Un-Cabaret Multi-Media
- US
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