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Beth Schumann
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Beth Schumann Grrrrrrr

Female
45 years old
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/4/2009
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   Beth Schumann's Comedian Bio
BioBETH IS HIGH-LARIOUS!

Beth is one of the founding members of the Mixed Nuts: Comics on Meds stand up comedy troupe, which performs at popular venues throughout Northern California. The show features comedians on medication for a wide variety of mental health disorders, raising awareness and laughter at the same time. Beth is also a regular with Grace White's Women Who Kick Comedy Butt.

Beth has shared the stage with Rob Cantrell, James P. Connolly, Jimmy Dore, Will Durst, Al Madrigal, Phil Palisoul, Tom Pecora, Tom Rhodes, Dwight Slade, Bobby Slayton, Harland Williams, and more.

Contact Beth:
beth@bethschumann.com
Websitebethschumann.com
InfluencesCarol Burnett, Bob Newhart, Teri Garr, Bill Cosby, Phyllis Diller, Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, Laugh-In, Ellen Degeneres, Saturday Night Live and George Carlin.
MembersSan Francisco Comedy College
TV ShowsCreepy KOFY Movie Time, KRON-4, MSNBC, Bloomberg TV, Tech-TV, CNBC. Plus on the radio: KPFA ("Now That’s a Funny Woman!"), KSCO ("Good Morning Monterey Bay"), and NPR ("Morning Edition"). Also featured at Comedy Day 2009 in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. 2007 Boston Comedy Festival showcased performer.
FilmsVenture Capital Idol, A Tin Box 2 production. I portray "techno-babble woman" in this spoof of American Idol. Also appearing are Larry Ellison and Quincy Jones!

    Beth Schumann's Interests
GeneralI love to lomo! Check out my lomohome at www.lomohomes.com/bschumann
MusicDavid Bowie

     Beth Schumann's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:stand up comedian

   Beth Schumann's Schools
University Of San Francisco
San Francisco,California
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: International Economics/Business Forecasting
 

1993 to 1996
Duquesne University
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Administration
 

1982 to 1986

   Beth Schumann's Companies
SEMI
San Jose, CA US
Sr. Director, Marketing and Analysis
International Operations

October 1991 -- May 2003
Schumann Consulting
San Jose, CA US
Consultant
Specializing in semiconductor, MEMS and nanoelectronics markets

May 2003 to present


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Creepy KOFY Movie Time Set
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Ancient Chinese Hooters
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HornDog
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Conversations With My Mother
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Twin Boobs
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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 22 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers with Willie Barcena Sunnyvale CA
Oct 23 2009 9:00P
Rooster T Feathers with Willie Barcena Sunnyvale CA
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers with Willie Barcena Sunnyvale CA
Oct 24 2009 10:30P
Rooster T Feathers with Willie Barcena Sunnyvale CA
Oct 25 2009 8:00P
Rooster T Feathers with Willie Barcena Sunnyvale CA

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   Beth Schumann's Blurbs
About me:
I work hard, play hard, and get a lot of roughage in my diet.



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A Day in the Life


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Who I'd like to meet:
Dalai Lama. I'd like to know who does his hair.



Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo



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Beth Schumann has 745 friends.
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Beth Schumann's Friends Comments
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AvidExplorer

Diana Roberts



Nov 26 2009 3:32 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Gail

Gail



Aug 19 2009 3:08 AM

thanks for the killer show Fri nite. Gail
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Best Myspace Comedy



Jun 3 2009 8:45 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind please come check out our myspace page and see the new show.
Saving Grace

Saving Grace



May 31 2009 9:53 AM

Great talking.

Peace & Love,
Grace
Wes Hofmann

Wes Hofmann



May 1 2009 11:16 PM

Thanks again for doing the Gilroy and Morgan Hill show. You were great as always. See ya soon!
Beth Smith

Beth Smith



Jan 3 2009 9:02 PM

Today it's in the 50s. Not too bad.
Beth Smith

Beth Smith



Dec 31 2008 10:00 AM

Happy New Year!!!!

How's the Mixed Nuts thing going? Ya'll need to come to Tennessee!!!
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Diana Roberts



Dec 25 2008 7:39 PM

Happy holidays!!!!
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour

Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour



Dec 15 2008 2:25 AM

TODAY: Snow/Rain
High 39° Low 32°

MONDAY: Snow/Rain
High 39° Low 34°

TUESDAY: Snow Showers/Rain
High 38° Low 22°

Another case of perfect timing; you just missed the intense weather.

Peace & love,
Grace
Grace White

Grace White



Dec 8 2008 6:39 AM

One day closer....B-10, I-24. . .

Peace & Love,
Grace
Saving Grace

Saving Grace



Dec 3 2008 3:38 PM

Your brown on brown is brillant!

Peace & Love,
Grace
Richard Taylor Writer

Richard Taylor Writer



Nov 27 2008 1:56 AM

~ THANKSGIVING GREETINGS ~
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour

Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour



Nov 19 2008 5:46 AM

Yo Yo Notorious BS. You are a bright star in every way.

Peace & Love,
Grace
Stuntman Dan

Stuntman Dan



Nov 5 2008 11:37 PM

Bittersweet.
Richard Taylor Writer

Richard Taylor Writer



Oct 31 2008 2:37 AM

Wishing you a HAUNTING Halloween!
TaylorsPub

Jackie Ward



Oct 26 2008 9:14 PM

YES, Beth, I'm also voting NO on 8!
There's enough hate in our world.
ツkyy,ღ

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Sep 25 2008 2:29 AM

yeah THEN ill get my birthday present lol. its ok.
ツkyy,ღ

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Sep 22 2008 1:15 AM

Hey aunt bethie!

How've you been.? I havent seen or talked to you in forever.!!

my birthdays coming up soon. dont forget.!! lol. well comment me back and tell me how your doing. Love ya!
Kylie♥
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour

Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour



Sep 20 2008 12:27 AM

Is it soup yet?

Peace & love,
Grace
Jim Eaton

Jim Eaton



Sep 12 2008 8:02 PM

Hello Beth, Thank you for being my myspace friend.
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour

Women Who Kick Comedy Butt Comedy Tour



Sep 1 2008 5:36 PM

I had such a fun time yesterday. Dinner was yummy and hanging out was the best. Thanks for spoiling me again.

Peace & Love,
Graceee
Zombie Dad

John Harrison



Aug 23 2008 12:16 PM

Hi Beth,
Thanks for the Wilkommen. I've been busy not working, although some enterprising Nigerian government officials recently sent a business idea my way, so I think my luck is due for a change!
Peter Munoz

Peter Munoz



Aug 13 2008 6:45 PM

im always hot so i try and use what i can ya know. see ya around
Peter Munoz

Peter Munoz



Aug 12 2008 10:49 PM

good to see ya last week
Candy Churilla

Candy Churilla



Jul 22 2008 5:11 PM

How could I take that the wrong way? :)
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