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Beth Schumann
Comedia de micro / Comedia de micro / Comedia de micro
"Worrying is what I do to pass the time when I’m waiting to hear bad news."

Female
44 years old
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
Mood: animated Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/bethschumann  

   Beth Schumann's Comedian Bio
BioBETH IS HIGH-LARIOUS!

Beth is one of the founding members of the Mixed Nuts: Comics on Meds stand up comedy troupe, which performs at popular venues throughout Northern California. The show features comedians on medication for a wide variety of mental health disorders, raising awareness and laughter at the same time. Beth is also a regular with Grace White's Women Who Kick Comedy Butt.

Beth has shared the stage with Rob Cantrell, James P. Connolly, Jimmy Dore, Will Durst, Al Madrigal, Phil Palisoul, Tom Pecora, Tom Rhodes, Dwight Slade, Bobby Slayton, Harland Williams, and more.

Contact Beth:
beth@bethschumann.com
Websitebethschumann.com
InfluencesCarol Burnett, Bob Newhart, Teri Garr, Bill Cosby, Phyllis Diller, Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, Laugh-In, Ellen Degeneres, Saturday Night Live and George Carlin.
MembersSan Francisco Comedy College
TV ShowsKRON-4, MSNBC, Bloomberg TV, Tech-TV, CNBC. Plus on the radio: KPFA ("Now That's a Funny Woman!"), KSCO ("Good Morning Monterey Bay"), and NPR ("Morning Edition").
FilmsVenture Capital Idol, A Tin Box 2 production. I portray "techno-babble woman" in this spoof of American Idol. Also appearing are Larry Ellison and Quincy Jones!

    Beth Schumann's Interests
GeneralI love to lomo! Check out my lomohome at www.lomohomes.com/bschumann
MusicDavid Bowie

     Beth Schumann's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:stand up comedian

   Beth Schumann's Schools
University Of San Francisco
San Francisco,California
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: International Economics/Business Forecasting
 

1993 to 1996
Duquesne University
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Administration
 

1982 to 1986

   Beth Schumann's Companies
SEMI
San Jose, CA US
Sr. Director, Marketing and Analysis
International Operations

October 1991 -- May 2003
Schumann Consulting
San Jose, CA US
Consultant
Specializing in semiconductor, MEMS and nanoelectronics markets

May 2003 to present


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Vegas Heat
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Holy Crap
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Ancient Chinese Hooters
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HornDog
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Conversations With My Mother
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Twin Boobs
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 27 2008 7:00P
UnLady Like--SFCC Clubhouse San Francisco CA
Jun 30 2008 9:00P
Club Deluxe San Francisco CA
Aug 21 2008 8:00A
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club w/Marc Maron Sunnyvale CA

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   Beth Schumann's Blurbs
About me:
I work hard, play hard, and get a lot of roughage in my diet.





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Invited Performer, 2007 Boston Comedy Festival!



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Who I'd like to meet:
Dalai Lama. I'd like to know who does his hair.


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   Beth Schumann's Friend Space (Top 8)
Beth Schumann has 741 friends.
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Beth Schumann's Friends Comments
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AvidExplorer





Jun 29 2008 11:13 PM

OK, uncle. Four is my favorite number, therefore, since you have not one, but TWO, you should win. That's logical, correct? (Oh, and thank you again - lol)
AvidExplorer





Jun 27 2008 11:54 PM

Thank you, darling!!
TheWriteGal





Jun 23 2008 2:35 PM

HaHa Beth! I just scrolled down and saw your pic acknowledgement of me. Why thank you, than you very much! You're so cool. Have I told you that lately? Can hardly wait to get things rolling in Branson so you can come out!

Love Your Energy!
Shellybean
Leisure Class





May 19 2008 4:58 PM

"A lemur named Jud
was forced to live in a cage
next to a partridge called Chris
who'd been placed in shackles
to keep him from harm."
Finesse Mitchell





May 17 2008 11:05 AM

FA SHO!!!!!

It was alot of fun. Don't beat nobody down!!

Finesse
Robin Reiser





May 12 2008 1:47 PM

So good to see you again!
What a treat, I knew you were there but I had a lapse or something. Now tell me, do you have to go to blows with every crowd? You are a killer bouncer manager comic with hot girl hair.
not to mention your goatee
Love you
-Robin
Shawn





May 9 2008 10:12 PM

beth thankyou xoxo have a great weekend!
Saving Grace





May 8 2008 9:35 PM

Hi Beth, I miss you.

Peace & Love,
Graceeee
Anthony Garcia





May 3 2008 12:55 PM

Thanks for coming last night, you were awesome. It sounds like your husband and I also have a lot in common...bow wow, opps!, my horns are showing :)
Anthony Garcia





Apr 26 2008 8:22 AM

Hey Beth, See ya this Friday @ the Blue Bar. Looking forward to it.
Candy Churilla





Apr 15 2008 3:22 PM

Love the new pic!
Beth Schumann





Apr 13 2008 11:39 AM

The wonderful photo of beautiful Beth was taken by none other than the exceedingly talented Michelle Donahue!
TheWriteGal





Apr 12 2008 3:42 PM

LOVE THE NEW PIC!!! You don't happen to know the really awesome photographer who took it do ya? LOL.

Shell-tography
(giggle)
TOM VRAB™





Apr 11 2008 1:18 AM

hey girl! how've you been ?!?! :)

tv=)
Henrietta





Apr 10 2008 11:11 AM

Bi Beth:

Niceto hear from you. Hope all is well.
TheWriteGal





Mar 22 2008 6:10 PM

hAPPY eASTER mY fUNNY fRIEND!

tHE sHELLYbEAN
Candy Churilla





Mar 17 2008 3:46 PM

I finally put the song on my myspace page. It makes me feel romantic whenever I stalk my own profile. :)
Saving Grace





Mar 16 2008 11:44 PM

You were absolutely great last night at the Soroptimist fundraiser. You are my favorite!!! I love your act and your laugh.

Peace & Love,
Grace White
Josh





Mar 13 2008 10:31 PM

I love you for teaching me the pencil trick.

mine stays!
Daryus Monday





Mar 11 2008 8:06 PM

Beth!! thanks for the birthday love* my old page got haked... it was prablaby my dentist or my sons mother. hope 08 brings you much success, no std's and a black president.. peace!!!
halfpint kim





Mar 11 2008 6:16 PM

Hi just to let you know I was thinking of you I hope everything is fine with you, I see you are very busy, remember to rest, keep smiling love Kim xxx
Leaming





Mar 3 2008 6:04 PM

thats cool..i hope that works out for you!
Leaming





Mar 2 2008 12:35 PM

hahah okayy...will do..so hows comedy going for you? anything new?
Leaming





Mar 1 2008 12:07 PM

heyy..forgot to tell you thanks for the v-day card and candy! how are u?
comedian Justin McClure





Feb 18 2008 1:18 PM

heya Beth, yeah I just saw that...thanks for telling me! I hope you are well:)

See you soon I hope
TheWriteGal





Feb 7 2008 4:12 PM

Re: Butterflies.
"Blahs" is putting it mildly my friend. But your encouragement did wonders for me today. I'm glad you're in my sphere.
Shellybean
halfpint kim





Feb 5 2008 4:51 PM

Hi just wanted tosay thanks for joing me love kim xx
DARREN CARTER





Feb 2 2008 12:47 PM

Keep 'em laughing Beth!
Jason Resler, anoTHEr COMEDIAN-now avail on iTunes





Jan 23 2008 1:14 PM

Hi Beth! Yes, had a good time, what a show! Tell everone in Sunnyvale I say hello. ;-)
MyMark.TV





Jan 23 2008 2:43 AM

I too am happy that we are virtual friends. I think we shared a stage a few weeks back at Tommy T's. See you out there again soon! Oh, and what is all that wet watery stuff that keeps falling out of the sky? Any candidates promising to do something about that, besides, you know, wiping each and every one of our asses? I think they call it the "One Vote, One Wipe" policy. Apparently you get additional wipes for each additional vote. I dunno. I could be wrong.
TheWriteGal





Jan 19 2008 1:29 PM

Long time no hear my comedic friend. How's it going? See you have my high school pal Tommy Rhodes up in your top friends. He's got a good core, don't he? Ask him about Jesus taking me to prom. LOL.

Shelly
Margaret France





Jan 15 2008 8:19 AM

I'm still thinking of ways to push someone away. I'm really glad I got to hear your set before the night got fuzzy. I blame comic #32.
Leisure Class





Jan 11 2008 3:57 PM

Thanks for the invitation, o imaginary friend.

www.leisureclass.net
It's better than music.
Gwen





Jan 3 2008 5:14 PM

Hey sis! How are ya? We havent chatted in sooo long!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! and just in case we dont chat soon,lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (hopefully we will by then.)
LOVE YA! MISS YA!
TheWriteGal





Jan 1 2008 2:47 PM

HAPPY 2008 Beth! Can't wait to see all the funny things this year will bring to you. Hope you're doing great.

Shelly
TheWriteGal





Dec 21 2007 6:05 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS BETH! Hope you have a great one my friend. Don't ever forget what a great gal you are!

~Shelly
Nico Santos