BetterBoyfriends
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One hand striking a cold, wet chop of mutton makes an awful nice sound for...The Better Boyfriends.
Male
29 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States
Last Login: 9/26/2008
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BetterBoyfriends's Interests
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| General | * Answering the need: the screaming need: the terrible, terrible need.
* Imagining a new generation of fantasy creatures, assembled via the hybridization of extant specimens and other available objects. For example, we might combine the classical image of the unicorn and, let's say, a tin can recovered from the rubbish to create, 'Tincor, Magnificent Fever Steed of the Floating Republic of Blimpistan.' Then again, we may just drink what's left of the vermouth and fall asleep watching "Scarecrow and Mrs. King," deciding Kate Jackson is doable enough for us, especially at this hour.
* Loosening the lid on the pickle jar. | | Music | Our own classic cuts, of course, such as "Wizard of Loneliness," and "Love Truncheon," from our album, "The Fortified Beard," to be released on ECM we imagine very soon. | | Movies | 'Attack of the Puppet People,' 'Empire of the Ants,' 'Satan's Princess,' 'Horrors of Spider Island,' 'Hercules Against the Moonmen,' 'Zontar, The Thing From Venus,' 'The Wild Women of Wongo,' &c. | | Television | 'In Search Of...,' 'Sigmund and the Sea Monsters,' 'Bigfoot and Wildboy,' 'B.J. and the Bear,' 'T.J. Hooker,' 'The NBC Mystery Movie,' 'Kojak,' 'The Equalizer,' 'Cannon,' 'Police Woman, 'Mannix,' 'Manimal,' 'Airwolf,' 'Simon and Simon,' 'Baretta,' 'Phyllis.' | | Books | 'The Firesign Theatre's Big Book of Plays,' 'The Firesign Theatre's Big Mystery Joke Book,' 'Caesar-Antichrist,' 'Black Minutes.' | | Heroes | William Frawley, God. |
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BetterBoyfriends's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Chicago | | Body type: | 0' 4" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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About me:
The love between us--the love that we shall share, yet neurotically secret away from the rest of the world, whom we shall refer to by clever nicknames like, 'the ATF guys outside the compoud'--will not be without its consequences. By befriending our legion, which we shall refer to simply as 'Legion,' because it sounds far more diabolical that way, you shall yourself become friendless, though those that once called you "comrade" or "brother" will not immediately be aware why they have so rapidly become detached from you, you whom they once considered a bosom companion, as though the two of you had become two ships passing in the night, with the ship that you, in this metaphor, are, being a ship engulfed in flames, and which maybe has rats shooting over its sides in a desperate and increasingly futile attempt to flee the molten core erupting in its hold (stoked by mechanical soldiers we shall I believe from now on call 'Turbo-Drones'). Nevertheless, you will always come crawling back to us, because the love we offer you is like a magical beam. And by 'magical beam,' we of course mean, 'laser beam, shot from a rocket.' And by 'laser beam, shot from a rocket,' we of course mean, 'irregular nails purchased from the Ace hardware shot at pigeons with rubber bands we got from rolled-up copies of USA Today we stole from the nursing home parking lot.'
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who feels surprising, to the touch. Someone who's willing to put aside, for the moment, the fact that we drink so much coffee each morning that it eventually begins to taste like fried chicken. Someone whose ideal Sunday afternoon is just spent vacuuming, and helping us mold candles in the shape of children. Someone who's willing to put the 'otgu' back into 'sawed-off shotgun.' Someone who will buy us the fox-hair jumper we've been begging to be clad in since I don't know when. Someone who will always holler, not hit, and scold, not scald. Someone who knows that you haven't really lived, until you've heard Lyndon Johnson order a pair of trousers.
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