sex drugs & rock 'n mother fucking roll, drinking: our favorites include: blue, sparks, (cherry)vodka, crown, jack daniels, jello shots: basically any kind of alcohol that will get us trashed, skate and surf: the hotel, bamboozle: ascap party, purevolume loft, open bars, hotel parties, room hopping, stealing drinks, fucking shit up, bringing the mosh in our heads, partying, raging, co-ed sleepovers, dance parties, watching the horror, spooning, stage diving, high fives, guest lists, staging deaths, boys, girls, anyone cool enough to join our crew, warped tour, hellfest, chicago, new york city, california, creepy lurkers, rocking our little hearts out, drinking in the bathroom, blacking out (time travel), drunken myspace photo shoots, songs with hand claps, getting rowdy, spilling alcohol and putting the five second rule to good use, bar tabs that aren't our own, being classy and drinking champagne from plastic cups, darts, pool, karaoke, dancing on top of vans, NOT throwing up, NOT getting sick, being better than you, getting arrested / almost getting arrested, wet t-shirt contests, losing & breaking things, stealing your drink and taking a swig while you aren't looking, busting beer bottles against walls and people's heads, double-fisting beers, walking down main street with our pants down, being carried out of venues, causing a scene, spring break, duis, slurping spilled alcohol, passing out and having our friends draw on us, riding lions & buffalo, mike the best bartender ever: correction rico the best bartender ever, closing down joints, cheerleading mounts, fort building, whiskey pong, falling down drunk again, etc.
Music
rock 'n roll, '80s, drinking squad mixes, your band (but probably not)!
Movies
anything with blood, horror, partying, or drinking. Yeah, we like to keep it simple.
Television
We don't have much time for tv because we're always drunk and at shows. But during downtime we enjoy watching:
the state, aquateen hunger force, family guy, futurama, chappelle's show, & insomnia w/ dave attell.
Yes, it's the BEST FRIENDS FOREVER DRINKING SQUAD (BFFDS) We're the classiest broads & sweetest dudes you'll ever meet. In other words.. we're pretty much a big deal. Have a problem with it? Tough Shit!
HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER OF BFF DRINKING SQUAD
5 step program
do you?.....
drink
love music
travel / tour / roadtrip
rage it
fuck shit up
If you answered yes to all of the above, you're half way there (if we like you). You'll be inducted when you drink with one of us. Yes, it's THAT easy.
SQUAD RULES
note: we made these when we were drunk, of course
1. Free alcohol reigns supreme
2. There's no puking in BFF (unless you continue drinking)
3. Bros before hoes! (except when alcohol is involved)
4. Whatever happens when we are drunk doesn't really happen
5. We hate everyone - yes, even you (unless you hook us up with booze and list privledges when you're invading our cities)
DISCLAIMER: If you're edge and not Bucci please remove yourself, we added you on accident! Thanks.
The BFFDS "Headquarters" is in Buffalo, NY - An All America City. Hit us up if you're passing through and want to roll with The Squad! We might even let you crash with us. Basically, if you're sweet dudes or classy broads you're in! And if you fucking trash the place we'll fuck you up! <3. Thanks, Lushtice!
As for who we'd like to meet: alcoholics, lushes, the life of the party, those who like to rage & fuck shit up, people who enjoy time travel aka blacking out, fellow bffs, people who can appreciate music as much as we can, your un-hip parents (make us cookies mommy!), random people who will let us crash at their house when we are invading their city, random sluts, random sketchballs, and last but not least people who want to hang out and have a good time.
We'd also LOVE to meet: tony danza, scott baio, richard dean anderson, charles bronson, john stamos, kevin bacon, and frank stallone.
And most importantly.... YOU!
Basically, if you love to party and fuck shit up we love you.
Wow we are really excited to be your friends bff this is so coooooool awesome man I'm drunk ummmm well I forgot what I was gonna say this is the coolest myspcace every
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Hey Thanx for accepting us...Your Local Boys from So Cal... I love this page.....OK im ready....When can i get inducted already!!!!!! Please do keep in touch
Don't worry.... I have been charging up other people's bar tabs and beer tenting my little heart out these past few weeks. Wednesday I am back in Buffalo for an evening so you know what that means?
I'd say the weekend was a success. At least for me. I didn't die in the dirty jerz. However, I wasn't nearly as drunk as I would have liked to be all weekend. East Rutherford? Not cool. Bring back Asbury Park duders!
