Time started: now What is your full name? A.J. What name would you rather have? Argus How old are you? Old enough to be your Daddy Would you want to be younger or older than you are? I'm immortal I'll stay this age forever How tall are you? 19.25 hands exactly What's one thing in life you don't have, but wish you did? patience What's one thing you have, but wish you didn't? a conscience Are you married? nope Do you have children? yep Do you have any pets? several spider monkeys..being trained as minions for my dark army bent on world domination. House/apartment/trailer/dorm? Cave...deserted island, undisclosed location. What's your favorite thing in your bedroom? The swing Bathroom? my reflection Living room? The shark pool. Kitchen? Shiny, sharp, expensive knives Dining room? the human dining table. four minions at each corner Basement? Yes..yeeesss. Backyard? The pacific ocean. What is your job description and title? Master of the universe. Do you enjoy it? sometimes it's stressful What about it gets on your nerves the most? The begging and pleading...It never works. What about it do you love the most? The chicks. Are you a stubborn person? you don't become master of the universe by being a pushover Do you pout if you don't get your way? no...just maim...sometimes kill Are you "always right"? No I was wrong....once. I shouldn't have let her live. Do you cry easily? No tear ducts..Don't need em. What's your biggest pet peeve? Chain letters. What's your biggest love in life? my penis. What's your greatest fear? my penis Do you anger easily? No...just get even Do you yell a lot? only when i have to. Does it hurt your feelings when you get yelled at by someone you love, or an authority figure? no one has authority over me. Do you ever fight with your significant other? Nope just replace her with another new and improved clone. Who usually wins? the one who strikes first. Do you give people the "silent treatment?" no the stretch rack is much more effective. Do you hold a grudge? heeellll yes. one of lifes small pleasures..one of my specialties. What do you think about the youth of today? they make good minions. Classical? Beethovens 5th What is your favorite meal to cook? vengance...served cold What is your favorite meal to eat? nectar and ambrosia. Who is the best cook in your family? that would be me. Favorite snack? see above Your favorite non-alcoholic beverage? see above Favorite alcoholic beverage? mead Have you ever been drunk? only when I drink Have you ever smoked anything? I'l smoke your as if you don't Shut the F up. Ever stayed out all night partying? No time..world domination takes planning Wild night out? Or a quiet night in? Wild night in. Will you love the person (husban/wife, bf/gf) you love now in 10 years? Yep What about 20 years? unfortunately yes. Want kids? (Or any more kids?) No i'll just clone the one I have..He's perfect. What's the best thing about your kids? (If you have them) they are delicious..especialy before the age of 3 What's the number one thing they do that annoys you? They get big. What's your favorite thing about your significant other? Depends...they all have their good points depends on my mood. What do they do that drives you nuts? Not follow my explicit directions. Are you/they romantic? Whats that? How's your sex life? Filthy Most exciting place you've ever been together? The river Styx on the way to Hades. Farthest you've ever traveled from home? the edge of the known universe...and beyond. Would you go there again? No..nothing to conquer...lots of open space. relaxing though. Where does your heart call home? heart? Do you miss anyone right now? Yes. Name someone you haven't seen in a year or more that you'd like to see: My Dad Do you believe in God? I AM a god. What's your religion? Aaronism Do you attend church? why? Do you enjoy church? ? What's your day to day schedule like? Yeah right...so you can foil my plans? Anything exciting coming up? MuhhahahmuhHAAaaaa!! Last question: What's your definition of the meaning of life? That little thing...that can be snuffed out like blowing out a birthday cake? And do you live it that way? I live each day like its YOUR last. Time completed: Now
