Let's face it. The world is changing. The undead are growing in number everyday while our world's governments turn a blind eye, leaving the average citizen to fend for his or herself.....which, most often, ends in tragedy. WELL NO MORE! One company (B'hold Designs) had the guts to stand up to the bloated, moaning masses of decaying flesh, and THE B'HOLD B'RIGADE was born! Armed with the latest in high-tech weaponry and the "Ultimate Camouflage" (created by B'hold Designs), these brave souls travel where ever zombies moan and people flee in terror. This is their log....their thoughts....By joining this page and reading of their experiences, you are saying "I'm with you, warriors of the Carrion Conflict"!! • Should you decide to join in the fight, you need only secure a weapon and vehicle and make your way to B'HQ (B'hold HeadQuarters) where you will be issued your "Ultimate Camouflage" (for a small donation to the cause). Send in your picture wearing it, and I'll add you to the file of "B'hold Elite"!! Thank you, and God bless.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who would like to take up arms and join the B'rigade in the thankless task of carrion cleanup.
If you can somehow secure a vehicle and make your way to B'hold Headquarters (www.bhold-designs.com) and pick up your own "ultimate camoulflage", please send me a picture, and I'll publicly announce your enlisted status in the B'rigade.
Good luck, and remember: Aim high. Run fast.
All ramblings, writings, blogs, artwork, etc. are the sole property of B'hold Designs (not that anyone else would want them), and may not be used without the expressed written permission of yours truly. All persons and events are fictional. Any similarity to any actual person or event would be one freaky coincidence.
The Book of Zombie Dawn of the Dead 2004
I did like you said and offered brain OR a ham sandwich. It ate both. It doesn't have many teeth and I can't tell whether it is saying "braaaaaains" or "chaaaaaange". (I keep hitting it in the head with the shovel though.) Maybe I'll give it a squeegee and see if it offers to clean my windshield. (Zombie identification is hard. )
I handcuffed a zombie in my basement to the radiator and am not sure what to do now. Well... I'm pretty sure it's a zombie but it is totally denying it now. It stinks pretty bad. I dunno... maybe it's just a homeless dood. Every time I hit it in the head with a shovel it just says "ow".
