Ro is the sassy, slightly trashy, no nonsense New Yorker who’s been charming audience’s throughout the country. You never know what’s going to come out of her mouth and neither does she. Based out of L.A, she’s been sharing her stories of her dysfunctional family, her crazy love life and her cankles! Also her hopes of one day becoming a homocide detective! So check her out and see what all the talk is about! Here’s what they’re saying about Ro...
"Ro makes me laugh with that NY accent. She did a baby joke to close her set.... and just her saying the word "Crwwwwaal" made the joke"~ Live Comedy L.A
"Refreshingly Funny"~ The Daily News
"We loved Ro’s Show!"~ Local Comedy Review
Don Rickles, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Dave Attell... my family and friends who provide me with such comedy gold and of course New York...
Members
"No Tiny Hiny" Tours
TV Shows
Laff it off with Grace, Adelphia~
Girls Behaving Badly, Oxegyn~
Lingo, The Game Show Network~
Celebrity Rehab, VH1~
Diaries Exposed, KoldKast TV~
Check out my video to view my comedy...just click right on it!
Films
Check out Cinderelli everyone!!
Check out our new teaser for The DelleGrazie Sisters!!
Ro's Interests
General
stand up comedy, spending time with my sister, my family and my friends, my cats, performing improv, writing, hiking, relaxing, laughing, hitting the road for a gig...and always searching for balance...
Music
Christina Aguilera, Eminem, INXS, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ray Charles and my theme song Dion's "The Wanderer":)
Movies
Blazing Saddles, Goonies, Three Amigos, Midnight Madness, Monster Squad, Cloak and Dagger, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Shaun of the dead, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shaun of the Dead, Tropic Thunder...and I love B horror movies...
Television
Three's Company, Married With Children, Beauty and the Geek. And anything on court TV...I'm an exerpt on all those shows.
Books
Any Stephen King or James Patterson book...I love scaring myself:) Any Archie comic or Garfield comic I can find...and anything about serial killers...I have a morbid fascination with that stuff...
About me: I love laughing...I love making people laugh. I meet interesting people wherever I go. Comedy is my passion and things always seem to happen to me when I think I will run out of material....I do have a backup career just in case comedy does not work out. So if anyone is looking for a homocide detective trained from court tv, contact me....I know what I'm doing. I love living, from New York to L.A...I just can't stop laughing....
Who I'd like to meet: People who love comedy....my friends...those I've known and those who are new...that person who's gonna tell me "I'm gonna make you a star kid!"...
Just stopping by to thank you for being my friend, and wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving, that's my favorite holiday and it's almost here!!!!!! Take care. Myspace Comments, Thanksgiving Comments at WishAFriend.com
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I sit here wondering, Pondering, Questioning, Everything.
All though I do hear YOU.....................Calling..........................ME.
But I would think it would be quite evident that answering iz the farthest from MY intentions.
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Could it possibly be that the ink oON MY BetheL-U-Ved pages has dried concerning thefate oooOoOoOf ME theL-U-V??????
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Nice to meet u my name is tony I from puerto rico but I just moved to CA like 5 month ago so I just saw u profile you look cute I was thinking myself are u single. Well if u not I just be happy to be you friend so tell me about u where did u live and what did u like to do for fun in u Free times so hit me back when u can ok take care and have really nice day
hey girl how are ,well i hope you dont forget it about me ,,well my name is tony lopez single i just to go to you page let me talk you ,,you look so cute ,i think you have boyfriend but its ok i just be happy to be you friend ,so if you have e mail hit me up mine is GATITOMALO@LIVE.COM if you dont have boyfriend can i get you number so we can talk and get to know each other more so let me know take care you and God blessing you ok hit me up when u can
YO kid! I must admit I L-U-Ved HER I swear Mann!........................................I L-U-Ved HER! The Almighty and the Heavens were all that was placed above HER And I had nothing to do with the order I swear YO! I never even saw it comin
And when the unforeseen and tragic end came to claim MYL-U-V with sweet herbal verbal it was well apparent to ME only at that fleeting moment in complete ineptness I realized....;-(~ MYL-U-V couldn’t resist Now where MY heart once beat in rhythmic Siz-Soulful fashion lay a shallow grave where the sweet memory of HERL-U-V now exist
Now alone I walk through parks just before dark conscious of the kinship between I and the trees who lose leaves seduced by the wicked bellows on a Sunday morning from the Sinister Minister known as theFall
Cursed I am with 20/20 toO seasonally stair At MY long strong branches...............................Seasonally bare From theL-U-V Lost....;-(~
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