Ro is the sassy, slightly trashy, no nonsense New Yorker who’s been charming audience’s throughout the country. You never know what’s going to come out of her mouth and neither does she. Based out of L.A, she’s been sharing her stories of her dysfunctional family, her crazy love life and her cankles! Also her hopes of one day becoming a homocide detective! So check her out and see what all the talk is about! Here’s what they’re saying about Ro...
"Ro makes me laugh with that NY accent. She did a baby joke to close her set.... and just her saying the word "Crwwwwaal" made the joke"~ Live Comedy L.A
"Refreshingly Funny"~ The Daily News
"We loved Ro’s Show!"~ Local Comedy Review
Don Rickles, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Dave Attell... my family and friends who provide me with such comedy gold and of course New York...
Members
"No Tiny Hiny" Tours
TV Shows
Laff it off with Grace, Adelphia~
Girls Behaving Badly, Oxegyn~
Lingo, The Game Show Network~
Celebrity Rehab, VH1~
Diaries Exposed, KoldKast TV~
Check out my video to view my comedy...just click right on it!
Films
Check out Cinderelli everyone!!
Check out our new teaser for The DelleGrazie Sisters!!
Ro's Interests
General
stand up comedy, spending time with my sister, my family and my friends, my cats, performing improv, writing, hiking, relaxing, laughing, hitting the road for a gig...and always searching for balance...
Music
Christina Aguilera, Eminem, INXS, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ray Charles and my theme song Dion's "The Wanderer":)
Movies
Blazing Saddles, Goonies, Three Amigos, Midnight Madness, Monster Squad, Cloak and Dagger, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Shaun of the dead, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shaun of the Dead, Tropic Thunder...and I love B horror movies...
Television
Three's Company, Married With Children, Beauty and the Geek. And anything on court TV...I'm an exerpt on all those shows.
Books
Any Stephen King or James Patterson book...I love scaring myself:) Any Archie comic or Garfield comic I can find...and anything about serial killers...I have a morbid fascination with that stuff...
About me: I love laughing...I love making people laugh. I meet interesting people wherever I go. Comedy is my passion and things always seem to happen to me when I think I will run out of material....I do have a backup career just in case comedy does not work out. So if anyone is looking for a homocide detective trained from court tv, contact me....I know what I'm doing. I love living, from New York to L.A...I just can't stop laughing....
Who I'd like to meet: People who love comedy....my friends...those I've known and those who are new...that person who's gonna tell me "I'm gonna make you a star kid!"...
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