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Currently, I'm listening to a lot of 10cc, B52's and whatever I hear on 92ZEW or reviewed on NPR. New artists I like are Scroobius Pip, the band Redbird and Massive Attack.

I like indies, comedies, dramas, documentaries, big-budget sci-fi flicks, chick flicks, foreign films, classics. Basically, I'll watch whatever's on satellite, or whatever's in the theaters. I'm not hard to please, cinematically.

I like House, NCIS, Bones, CSI, Boston Legal, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, Mythbusters, How It's Made, Dexter, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Heroes, Ice Road Truckers, Deadliest Catch, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, South Park & HBO's titillating "documentaries" like Real Sex and Cathouse: The Series. Basically anything that delves into people's kinks.

Fiction by Jim Butcher, Kim Harrison, Orson Scott Card, J.R.R. Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Cormac McCarthy, Mark Twain, Augusten Burroughs. Non-fiction by almost any author, as long as it's a subject I'm passionate about: Eric Meyer, Elizabeth Castro, Tristan Taormino, Violet Blue, Don Ladigan, Johnny Molloy.

I'm reading Patrick Rothfuss's The Name of the Wind right now, and I haven't been this impressed with a writer in years.

"Everybody's talkin' at me.
But I don't hear a word they're sayin'."

I've moved my blog to my own website, so come visit me when you can. I'm at:

The Blue Frog Says...
I can also be found on the PSNetwork (Playstation 3) as TheBigBlueFrog

A Few One-Liners...

♦ I'm mildly scotothuriphobic.
♦ I love to travel, but I always come home.
♦ I spend way too much time on the computer.
♦ I'm a neat freak trapped in the body of a lazy slob.
♦ I'm easily distracted, but terminally obsessed.
♦ I need to exercise more.
♦ My blood pressure, temperature and heart rate are all very low.
♦ I haven't had any caffeine in years. I'm sorry, what were you saying?
♦ I like to use big words.
♦ I sometimes prevaricate.
♦ I have a green thumb.
♦ I believe the last good Star Wars movie came out in 1983.
♦ I collect frogs. Not live ones, just representations of frogs.
♦ I'm a Photoshop guru.
♦ I'm a calligrapher.
♦ I'm a total technophile.
♦ I believe that subduction leads to orogeny.
♦ I say I don't like sports, but that's only half true.
♦ One of my goals in life is to know a something about everything.
♦ I have many acquaintances, but only a few true friends.
♦ I have a dark side. Can you tell?
♦ I have a bizarre sense of humor.
♦ I can play a harmonica. Wanna hear “Red River Valley”?
♦ I once spent 6 hours walking and crawling through Mammoth Cave.
♦ I'm an autodidact, and have been for most of my life.
♦ I'm not a morning person. I'm more of a night owl.
♦ I can make a tiny origami star out of a drinking straw wrapper.
♦ I like to pee outdoors. It makes me feel like Marlon Brando.
♦ Blue is my favorite color, followed closely by grey.
♦ I've been reading and collecting Tarot cards since 1992.
♦ I love to complain, but I'm generally happy.
♦ I like sushi!
♦ I like Pocky!
♦ I love to cook.
♦ My wife and I have 9 pets (2 Dogs, 7 Cats)
♦ I've been to all the states west of the Mississippi River except
the ones that start with N.
♦ Weekdays my average location is latitude +30.68627 longitude -87.91871.

♦ I suffer from chronic hypermobility of my right sacroiliac joint which causes me near-constant pain.

Millons Hail A Witty Demon

by Tim

Millions hail a witty demon.
I'm in meditation shallowly.
It wails hymnal demolition
With lonely mailman idiots;
Wild, loony, minimal atheist!
Militia demolish wontonly.
Wild militia moan honestly
Militia moan "Howdy lentils!"
"Timidly allow the insomnia!"
"Damn yellowish limitation!"
"Disallow hymen limitation!"
It initially mows homeland.
A holy estimation windmill-
alien minimally withstood
a lewd millionth animosity.
I'm loathly slim nationwide.

If anybody can figure out the significance of this weird poem, I'll give you a little prize. I'm not sure what it might be, but I'll think of something.

Alive

Patrick Warburton; Zooey Deschanel; Rachel Pollack; Dave Barry; Willie Nelson; Orson Scott Card; David Lynch; Isabella Rosselini; Ann or Mark Danielewski; Peter Gabriel; Mason Williams; Stephen King; Ed Benguiat; Morena Corwin, Nicole London & Toddy Walters - we share a birthday...

Departed

Mark Twain; Aleister Crowley; Arthur E. Waite; Oscar Wilde; William Shakespeare; Albert Einstein; Carl Sagan; Arthur C. Clarke; J.R.R. Tolkien; C.S. Lewis; Henry V of England; Geoffrey Chaucer; Edgar Allen Poe; Gen. Hugh Williamson; Benjamin Franklin; Robert Ingersoll; L. Frank Baum, Erich Topp; Charles McMurphy (died on my birthday)...

Assuming I could communicate with them in some way:

Lao Tzu; Sun Tzu; Paul of Tarsus; Yeshua ben Pantera; Julius Caesar; Alexander of Macedonia; Siddhartha Gautama; Socrates; Aristotle; Plato; Kong Fuzi...

At fifteen, I set my mind upon learning;
At thirty, I took my stand;
At forty, I no longer had doubts;
At fifty, I knew the will of the heavens;
At sixty, my ear was attuned;
At seventy, I follow all the desires
of my heart without breaking any rule.
Kong Fuzi

My brush with greatness

I recently got to meet adult film starlet Ashlynn Brooke. When I say greatness, I'm not trying to be funny. I really do think she's bound for great things, even if it is within the context of her chosen profession.