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***Beautifully Chaotic***

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After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!

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  • Kellie Leeann Ryan

  • 26 / Female
  • Brenham, Texas, US
  • Last Login: Private

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  • General



    Key ingredients to a successful marriage
    1 cup of laughter
    2 cups of love
    1 cup of sleep
    1 1/2 cups of honesty
    2 cups of friendship
    3 1/2 cups of compromise
    1 cup of forgiveness

    Blend them all together for a marriage that will last a lifetime
    ~Samantha Fewox

  • Movies

    The Breakfast Club*Waiting*Troy*Office Space*Interview with the Vampire*the Blade Triligy*Highlander End Game*Monty Python and the Holy Grale*Top Gun*Pretty In Pink*Dirty Dancing*National Lampoon's Van Wielder*Farris Buelers Day Off*Amniytville Horror (remake and original)*Texas Chainsaw Massacre(remake)*Monster In-Law*Hostle*The Spongebob Square Pants Movie*The Ring 1 and 2*Batman Begins*Three Kings*Oceans 11 and 12*Sixteen Candles*Over The Hedge*Miami Vice*At Home at the End of the World*In Her Shoes*The Lake House*The Black Dahlia*Jarhead*Mr and Mrs Smith*Gentlmen Prefer Blondes*How to Marry a Millionaire*Gone with the Wind*

  • Television





    I also watch football, rugby, hockey and NASCAR.

  • Books



    ..Any vampire novel or modern day british romance novel is good for me. I love to read but it has to be good to get me to read it. Somethings like Anne Rice or Jane Green or Jane Moore.

  • Heroes

    My father*Lisa*Vanessa*Marilyn Monroe*Riley*My Squirrel*Scott*Sam*

Networking

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Cypress, Texas
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Bartender/Bank teller/Pure Romance Consultant

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About me:





Just some random things about me:
1. I bartend and sell Pure Romance on the side. I just like to dabble in a little of everything life has to offer in the career field. If you are interested in hosting a party you can contact me at kellieryan@pureromance.com or if you would just like to browse some of our products you can go to my web page www.kellieryan.pureromance.com. Anyone who hosts a party gets a free gift just for hosting and 10% of all party sales go to the hosts purchase that night.
2. I am absolutely in love with my boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever happen to me, no matter how crazy he makes me. He has the best little boys and is more than anyone or anything I ever wanted or asked for! I love you Squirrel!
3. I have three kids of my own but they are furry and walk on four legs. My cats are everything to me.
4. I have a great set of really close friends and yes a few of them happen to be guys. Contrary to small town gossip, it is very much possible to have a strong, close bond with the opposite sex without initmatcy.
5. Yeah I got a divorce. I am not proud of it but at least I can say I put 110% into that marriage and even though I got the short end of the stick, I have no regrets and my coinscience is clear.


***A few of my favorite quotes***

"Clothes never look good; food makes me fatter; shoes always fit!"
"Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet; they should be living a life of scandal and passion, getting screwed in an allyway by a billionaire while his fridged wife waits in the limo thinking he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone."
..In Her Shoes..


~Aliens have landed and they are taking the skinny blondes first!


Karen from Will and Grace on hiring Jack to play a straight man in a commercial ~ "No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space."


Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to reconnect with old friends and possibly make a few new ones in the process. You can never have too many friends.

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