Big Erne
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I'm harder to pin down than a 7-10 split.
Male
51 years old
Wilmette, ILLINOIS
United States
Last Login: 6/19/2009
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| General | Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music. So I enjoy giving back to the community, specifically to fatherless boys through the Unified Fund. In each city I visit I stay with a fatherless family, addressing any and all of the unfufilled needs left void by a man's absence. Interested mothers should send photos, movies, and "wish lists" to Ernie McCracken. | | Music | Neil Diamond, REO Speedwagon, Theme to "Shaft," and alone time with Miss Claudia to the sweet sounds of Nick Winters | | Movies | Blood, Sweat, and Beers: The Ernest McCracken Story, Rollin' Behind the Eightball on a 7-10 Split, Munson River, Rose Bowl: Highlights From the Odor Eaters Championship, Brokeback Candlepin, America's Heroes: An Intimate Portrait of the American Bowler, One More Time Sweetness, Pulling Out Early, and Spare-Apparent | | Television | What would a hungover Saturday morning be without televised bowling, several Tangueray and Tabs, an unkept comb-over, and a friendly wager? | | Books | The Secret of My Success by Larry "Bud" Melman | | Heroes | |
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Dating | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 2" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Professional Bowler |
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Professional Bowling Association
Akron, Ohio US
Kingpin
Professional
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2/14/1968-
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About me:
I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. But before my meteoric rise to the top of Bowling's elite, I was just a commoner like you. I used to have to fight over women, pretend to care about the crippled, refrain from yelling at other people's children, acknowledge the existence of fat chicks, wait in line at the Red Lobster buffett; but now I'm rich. Now all I care about is smoking, drinking, gambling, and chasing tail. So long you Munsoned suckers!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Eddie Elias, Buzz Fazio, "Little" Dick Weber, Chris Schenknel, Dick "The Head" Ritger, Ray Bluth, Chuck "The Hammer" Pezzano, and Billy "Sparechange" Welu; truly some of Bowling's finest
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