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The Vampire Diaries Quotes...

"Have you met you? You're not a nice person." - Lexi's simple explanation to Damon about why she doesn't like him

"You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she'll be yours forever." - Lexi, making the idea of vampire sex even hotter by building some anticipation for it

"So she's not a raging bitch then?" - Lexi's detailed analysis about the differences between Elena and Katherine

"When you wear it, it makes you look fat." - Caroline's hilariously rude explanation for why Bonnie should give her back the necklace

"I have a diabolical master plan." - Damon joking, to Lexi, but not really

Greek Quotes...

I had a little minx once. She was the fairest of all forest creatures. But I let her get away. ::slaps himself:: Bad Cappie
-Cappie

Electron? Where's my big electron?
-Rusty

In order to this, you have to wear your most sluttiest sexiest outfit -Casey
Oh my God, I'm so totally in! -Ashley

No! Harvel needs to tutor me! So, I need to find him drugs, any drugs, it's as simple as that. Alright, I need drugs, whose got em’? I'm not a narc. I'm just a guy in a bind.
-Dale

a dyslexic guy walks into a bra
-Cappie

We're all adults here, why don't we say exactly what we're thinking? . . . How could they cancel Gilmore Girls
-Cappie

No! You've ruined my future and my kids future and my grandkids future, you've disrupted the space time Continuum. You, you gotta fix it, you gotta build a time machine right now!
-Dale

I know where I want to be in ten years. Do you? -Casey
I want to be with you. -Cappie

Beaver, the bathroom is that way! -Rusty
Man, why do they keep moving it? -Beaver