Amped up to gabba-strength and power. Guitars like Dick Dale on horse-strength steroids – single-mindedly aggressive, spastic and maddened – grating strings near the bridge, putting on the tremolo until it looks the strings might fall off, only changing chords when absolutely necessary. Staccato trumpet blasts, frightening synth blurts, sampled farm noises, razor-sharp guitar shards, sounding not unlike a 10 disc cd changer with ADD, loaded with jazz, gabba, skronk and opera, turned up loud and pushed down the stairs. Focused, deadly, visceral. They are musical pranksters of the first order, playing genres the way lesser men play instruments, slamming together and discarding one idea after another like a reorchestrated John Zorn or The Residents.
Sit on my lap you chubby bastard and squeeze your dirty creamy milf milk into my filthy pink stinky love holes.
I am Goulet.
If you're wondering why I haven't written any songs in a while, it's because I've been busy in Thailand working on my child trafficking schemes.
Here are the facts:
I have vivid memories of the process of childbirth.
The smells, the sights, the sweet sweet taste.
I am a big fan of the cement mixer.
I have notepads filled with the serial numbers of every cement mixer I have come across.
Here are some of my favourites: 878746h583974hh3sxx 74958793h75930hj4xx
I could go on. I really could.
My book “The Cement Diaries” by Louis Goulet, keeps getting turned down by publishers, despite its formidably deep and penetrating prologue about how my father, who used to lock me in cages for springtime, bought me my first cement mixer, a 3-point with internal paddles for uniform mixing and clean dumping, at the tender age of 5.
Saturday 2nd Feb St. Nicholas Centre St. Nicholas Church Cromwell Sq Ipswich 6pm - 1am ------------- MACHINOCHRIST www.machinochrist.co.uk mypsace.com/machinochrist
FZV www.anathematica.com myspace.com/fzv23
[HAC] _B wearable computing no website/documents > you have to be there
ANXT! www.illfm.net myspace.com/t39m39n
PHUQ www.badsekta.com myspace.com/phuq23
ZERO POINT ENERGY myspace.com/zeropointenergynoise
THE FEZ! www.loveloverecords.co.uk myspace.com/fezcore
BIG IN ALBANIA digitalvomit.wikidot.com/big-in-albania mypsace.com/biginalbania
ASTROBOY myspace.com/astroboymusic
CATS AGAINST THE BOMB myspace.com/catsagainstthebomb ---------------- flyer to come soon r.
Massive Wrong Allnighter Mash Up! @ Drop Beats Not Bombs @ The Custard Factory, Birmingham 10th Nov! Line Up So Far Shitmat Vs Shitnat Teknoist Mully Demon Cabbage Vex Kiddy Gusset Wrong Music Grott Bag Acid Experiment
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