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IRA

www.myspace.com/bigisezhi

I Might Just be the Smartest Dumb Person You Know...

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  • Ira Hays

  • 49 / Male
  • West Hills, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/11/2009

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About me:

Photobucket Photobucket Hello my name is Ira and I might just be the smartest dumb person you know!What I mean by that is for as smart as I am told I am, I still make the same mistakes we all do only BIGGER, and sometimes over and over. I joined my space about a year ago to meet new friends and my time here has been quite a journey. Never on my own would I have the opportunity to meet the wide range of interesting characters I have inside these cyber walls. I love to laugh, a lot, and seem to be infectious in this regard with others. Look, if you took the time to read this far down my "About Me" section, why not write me a message and introduce yourself? If you like there is always a place for another valued friend here. So, write me a message, read my blogs if you have a chance. Unlike some you might meet here, I will answer every message I get. Now I ask, where are you gonna get another offer like that? lol

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Who I'd like to meet:

I have met some of the most interesting people here on MySpace, from the pleasantly real to the patently phony, I can find something of interest in just about everyone. I always said going in I would never have, like, 246 friends in my friends box I would never get to know and I have stuck to that principal. So the tag line reads, "Who I'd like to Meet?" Well, how about you? So, what are you doing sitting there with that mouse in your hand? Send me a message! Offer a friendship! If you're not a Nigerian based Yahoo address spammer I consider everyone. lol

~MY HONDA S2000~

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: West Hills
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: semi-ret.

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  • General

    49, 6'2" Brown hair Brown eyes. Some say fairly funny, (those that laugh easily) Some say I am rather loud.(the quieter ones)Some even call me a royal ass,(damn if these ones aren't right!)I am friendly and outgoing if perhaps a tad too much for some,(Hey, I gotta be me, you can't please everyone!) like most thinking people I resent the French and their very dubious contribution to humor in general. (Did anybody ever find these people funny? I mean, that whole Jerry Lewis worship phenomenon....Really?)lol I am just now finding my political groove and am blogging in what I usually reserve as my "OUTDOOR VOICE" to address all I now find wrong in American politics. This is proving to be an unusually large task for just me to accomplish, what, with media bias and all,(BIAS? who'd a thunk it?)lol so please bear with me, my blog is much worse than my bite! I live just to shove myself into that Roadster of mine and break some basic speed laws! Keep an eye open, you may just see my taillights disappearing off into the distance ahead of you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Photobucket ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Facebook me!

  • Television

    PBS, The Discovery Channel, The Military Channel, The Science channel, Cartoon Network (Adult Swim Rocks!),The History Channel, CNN, MSNBC, FNC, SPIKE TV,(Finally, a channel for real men!)C-SPAN1 and 2,

  • Books

    BOOKS? YOU MEAN THE THINGS WITH ALL THE PAPER INSIDE? WHO HAS TIME FOR THOSE ANYMORE? LOL

  • Heroes

    OK indulge me! I found a MARVEL site where they let you make a single comic or indeed a whole comic book if you are so inclined. I wanted to try a little existentialism out on poor HULK here, and see how he copes! lol

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    Look what a dedicated, persistent person RE: Crazy! can do with a single pic, a whole lot of cutting and pasting, and the functional utility of a good animated .gif program, and about 12 hours time! See? easy!
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Look, if you haven't at least seen The Venture Brothers on Adult Swim, a night time more "adult" oriented package of shows on The Cartoon Network, I don't know why we are even talking here because I need to go right now and watch more and more of these animated lil gems. A comedy/animation/parody of those wonderful Johnny Quest, Hanna Barbara cartoon episodes of a bygone year, The Venture Brothers has exactly what it takes to make me laugh hard every-single-episode I watch no matter how many times I may have seen them..Below is a short clip where Master Billy, boy genius, wakes up in a rather strange place and confronted by ....The Nozzle!...Enjoy!
    Another Venture Brothers clip here, this one has Microsoft ad copy all across it but I think the joke will make it across alright! Here is the Grand Galactic Inquisitor sketch, and please, ignore him!