Big Jol Hoss
Jol Hoss
Saving up for a Vasectomy

Male
43 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Classic Geek of all trades, I'm a wiz at fixing anything All I need to do is learn to weld and I'll be a junk yard wars natural. been into the computer thing sinse 1982, spent 15 years in bussness with my dad remodeling houses, spent a few years as an auto mechanic. Now I'm just working for myself doing whatever needs to be done. I mod game consoles( I can make your xbox do things you wouldent imagine ), computer consulting & repair and am planning on doing a small time web hosting setup. If your a FRIEND you might even be able to talk me into doing some work on your house or car (I don't do that kinda stuff anymore in genneral, but I'll allways help out a friend) I LOVE tech gadgets. My house drains so much power off the grid ComEd had to replace the lines cuz they were smokin.
Music


Storybook Funeral Sylvia's April 22nd 2006




Bach,The Dr. Demento radio hour, The Monkies, Beatles, Led Zepplin, Styx, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Jimmi Hendrix,the Doors, Jethro Tull, Cheap Trick, Ted Nudgent, Queen, Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Black Sabath, AC/DC, Bad Company, Johnny Cash, John Prine, Van Haylen, Devo, Judas Priest, Kiss, Twisted Sister, The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Damned, The Police, Aerosmith, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, WASP, Dr. Know, Red Hot Chili peppers, cIRCLE jERKS, Public Enemy, LL Cool J., DRI, Agnostic Front, New York Dolls, Naked Raygun, Nip Drivers, The Mr. T Experience, Sex Pistols, Scaterbrain, Stiff Little Fingers, Ice T, Butthole Surfers, Descendents, ALL, DRI, Fear, G.G. Allen, Mudflaps, Alonzo Savage, Apocalypse Hoboken, Oblivion, Demented Ted, Mytery Girls/Rosehips, Screaching Weasle, Gear, Fourth Rotor,Mexican Cheerleader, System of a down, D'z Nutz, Crystal Method, Paul Okenfold, Fugazi, Lords Of Acid, Gatecrasher, Cypress Hill, OutKast, Black eyed peas, Weapon Of Choice, Ice Cube, Korn, Corosion of Conformity, Bee Gee's, Pink Floyd, Brian Joenstown massacre, Dandy Warhols, damn I'm still not done yet
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BooksStranger in a Strange Land
HeroesDoctor Evil, Mr. Natural, Robert Heilein, and Fred "the mighty toebiter" Daber R.I.P. Pete Royal, and of course John San Juan
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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:6' 5" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Security
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

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Dr. Evil Keeps me pretty busy seeing as he has a lot of enemies that are allways plotting agenst him. I just wish he paid better, I have to take alot of work on the side just to make ends meet. In fact somehow he even gets me to cover all of HIS expenses, that Dr. is pure evil. I'm a Chicago native, lived here my whole life. I'm also pretty well traveled been to 42 of the 50 states, Mexico spent quite a bit of time in Canada. and have been to quite a few of those tropical Islands (Jamaica is DEFINATLY my fav) I Love trying anything new, to me variety is more then just spice, its like a drug I'm addicted too. I'm really into the local music scene I spent most of my 20's as a rodie for a local rock band (Originally the Mystery Girls, then The Rosehips, last I herd Kevin Jr ,the singer, was in a band with some ex lava sutra guys called The Chamber Stings, very good music!!!!) I also have alot of good friends in bands and a younger brother that's in D'z Nutz. Unfortunately thanks to my ADD that I just finally figured out that I've had MY WHOLE FREEKIN LIFE, I was never able to become good enough as a musician myself tho I did try I played the Violin for 10 years when I was a kid Piano, mandolin and a few other thins I picked up but could never get really good at. Latey I've been into doing live recordings so If you're in a local Chicago band and you would like a decent recording of one of your shows, drop me a line.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet that girl who called me "my big hottie" at johhny love's party again, hopefully not as drunk as last time. (her not me I was working security)

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Jul 10 2009 3:42 PM

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Jul 8 2009 9:08 PM

Happy Birthday from the Gasthaus! Celebrate with us within 5 days of your b'day & when your party spends $50 we'll give you a $50 to keep the party going! Plus drink DAS BOOT!
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Jun 18 2009 5:51 PM

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May 27 2009 11:24 PM

I totally tried to get ahold of you... total failure! Call me. I don't remember getting an email!!!
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Mar 20 2009 1:45 AM

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Mar 12 2009 1:58 AM

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Mar 6 2009 7:51 PM

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Feb 6 2009 2:08 AM

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Dec 20 2008 6:56 PM

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Dec 18 2008 3:38 PM


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Nov 25 2008 11:25 PM

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Nov 13 2008 6:10 AM

Contact me, I've tried texting you over the past several months with no response... you still alive?!?!
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Aug 28 2008 4:15 AM

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Jul 19 2008 3:11 PM

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Jul 8 2008 1:17 PM

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Jul 8 2008 9:41 AM

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Jun 26 2008 5:38 PM

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May 30 2008 12:23 PM



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May 30 2008 2:42 AM



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May 28 2008 5:41 PM

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May 28 2008 3:06 AM

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