rugby, girls, sports, friends, family, music, all that shit.
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an Irishman, one English and the other a West Indian. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys." The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over. "However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help &; identify them." With that the Irishman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir, of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent." "Maybe", said the Irishman, "but one of the other two is fucking English and I'm not taking the chance!!!
Three men are walking down the beach, an Irishman, a Sri Lankan, and an Englishman... The Sri Lankan see a bottle and picks it up..He goes to wipe it off and out pops a Genie..The Genie looks at all 3 men and says "well, there are 3 of you, so I'll give you each one wish".
The Sri Lankan says "well, I am a farmer, and my sons are farmers. So I wish for the land of Sri Lanka to have good farming forever". The Genie says "done".
The Englishman pipes up and says "I want a wall built around England to protect it from it's enemies. Nothing in or out". The Genie says "Done".
The Irishman stands wih pause for a moment and says, "Tell me about this wall around England." The Genie replies "well, It's about 100 feet thick and 300 feet high" The Irishman Replies, "Good! Fill it with water".
Music
Shit i have this habit of getting a new cd, and just overplaying the shit outta it. I get stuck on music easily. My favorite bands are Sublime and A Day To Remember. I like all kinds. Right now im stuck on Attack! Attack!. I love rock, metal, trance, techno, drum 'n' bass, some rap, shit that is just catchy in general.
Movies
I love movies. Comedy is my favorite, but i also love scary movies and thrillers. Disney movies are awesome as well. Let's watch one together.
Television
The Simpsons is my favorite show of all time. I also like Family Guy, The Office, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Tosh.O.
Books
shooter
Heroes
Chris McArdle and Eric McArdle
Tyler Farnsworth
Bri Kearney
I can do everything through him who gives me strength. --Philippians 4:13
"In our country, true teams rarely exist . . . social barriers and personal ambitions have reduced athletes to dissolute cliques or individuals thrown together for mutual profit . . . Yet these rugby players. with their muddied, cracked bodies, are struggling to hold onto a sense of humanity that we in America have lost and are unlikely to regain. The game may only be to move a ball forward on a dirt field, but the task can be accomplished with an unshackled joy and its memories will be a permanent delight. The women and men who play on that rugby field are more alive than too many of us will ever be. The foolish emptiness we think we perceive in their existence is only our own. " - Victor Cahn.
My bro Chris and baby Apollo.
Sup dude? Im Mac. My real name is Alex McArdle, but ya dont need to worry bout that. Im a chill dude. I go to Folsom Lake College and work at Bel Air. I got dope friends and a green room. I'm sarcastic as fuck but actually pretty deep. I can't sleep wit pants on and blankets, just fyi. I love colorful clothing, but dont own much of ikt. Rugby is a way of life. Lets talk.
Who I'd like to meet: Shit dude its always nice to meet new people. Anybody from the sports teams I like, interesting people, and anyone who can make me laugh.
.. wtf is wrong wit my friends???
i am an active member of that squad actually. some would say even the leader, the master mind if you will :) but yeah i sumed you were showing off your new threads ;)
right now i work at mcdonalds, and am going to heald...but ill just be hapy when i start blue shield .. and move out into a house... how are your classes going???
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