Mike Fleischmann

About me:

..   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) Send me a Myspace email (message) if ya want to chat about anything, like work, shows, video games, questions, and other stuff (like, for example.. how much I rock). I'm a potential author; I've written a lot of things over the years, but nothing is published.. yet.


I'm just a normal guy who likes to watch action movies, play video games, read a good book (I'll be writing some too), and relax with friends. What I do NOT like is spammers, control freaks, fanatics, cult leaders, sluts, idiots, and reality shows (some are ok, but I can't stand most of them).





But here is a warning, for all the friend-add bots out there looking at this page--- I hate spam! I'm not interested in making lots of money online, don't want to see any skanky pics of young singles, I don't want to see your naughty webcam gallery, and I don't want a credit card! Fuck off, please. If you friend me just to do comments like this, you will be instantly removed from my friend list. And I might end up doing your mom, too. And your Grams, if she looks like Madonna or Lynda Carter.


I was born in Pontiac, MI on May 18, 1975. When I was nine, we met this woman who become completely involved in our family. Long story short? We moved with her to Florida and had to live with her cult for 12 years. It was Hell to be in that house. Bad stuff. You know how family home videos are funny and happy? Well.. ours weren't like that. We moved back to Lake Orion in 1997 (after we left the cult).


I lived in Colorado for almost five months, lived in Michigan for awhile. Spent about seven months in Florida recently, and my time there was interesting and exciting. I'm back home in Michgan to make some money before I head back to FL, or maybe CO.


I like to write. You know how some people are just gifted.. they don't need to be taught art or music, they're just naturally good at it? Well, that's me; I do very well in writing. I'm in the process of writing some novels. The world will know my name.


I eventually plan to write on a wide spectrum of stories; sci-fi, horror, supernatural, action, ninja crime-fighting, action, etc. It'll be fun. And I'll get a lot of money for it, too.


I have a PS3, in addition to a PS2. I like GTA series, Scarface, Mortal Kombat, Diablo, Legacy of Kain series, Punisher, Fable, Spider-Man 2, The Warriors, Assassin's Creed (beat it once already). I like computer games. Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction is lots of fun. I quit sometimes to take a break, sometimes trying out other games, but we always seem to come back to D2, especially since that new patch came out. Other games were: World of Warcraft, DAOC, City of Heroes, City of Villains, Ultima Online (didn't care much for that last one).


I am also very much against the Patriot Act. Seems like we just get closer and closer to having our rights and civil liberties taken away. I think Bush is the worst candidate (I bet he wants to bring back witch burnings); just look at his approval rating in the polls, it's been lower than any President before him. Quite a record, huh?





I'm not Republican, nor am I Democrat. There are certain things about both parties I don't like too much. For example.. the Dems can't seem to organize and elect the right guy, and the Reps are mostly religious fanatics! So, I have allegiance to neither of them. I guess that I am what they would call "independent."





I also like martial arts, like Kung Fu. I took a few classes in Florida, it was fun (until that crazy woman made me quit.. just like she made me quit my job at Winn-Dixie). I also like action movies and TV shows, and.. well, just check the other parts of my profile for that part. :)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Gordon Michael Fleischmann
Birthday:	May 18, 1975
Birthplace:	Pontiac, MI
Current Location:	Attica, MI
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Black
Height:	5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Native American, Swiss, German, French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Nike (black)
Your Weakness:	Trust.. kinda hard, since I've been betrayed, used, and lied to so many times before
Your Fears:	That all this is a dream and that I'm still living in terror with the cult
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperoni, cheese, mushrooms, bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get my book published.. and maybe see if my sis gets pissed off any further
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	It's morning already?!
Your Best Physical Feature:	Damn, I have to choose? That's gonna be hard. Since there's a lot of good things about me. But.. I guess it's my hot self, my personality, or the fact that I age slower physically. I'm also good with people, plus I occasionally get what I want; I'm destined for greatness.
Your Bedtime:	5am
Your Most Missed Memory:	Before 1985, when we lived normal lives. And around 1991-1992, that was a good time. That was when me and my bro were sent to live with our dad away from the cult.. but then we had to go back to them. Dammit.
Pepsi or Coke:	Both!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK
Single or Group Dates:	Doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	I don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	Nope
Do you Swear:	Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing:	No
Do you Shower Daily:	Not really
Have you Been in Love:	Um, yeah. Hasn't everyone?
Do you want to go to College:	Already went.
Do you want to get Married:	Sometime, sure
Do you belive in yourself:	Hell yes, I sure do. A lot. I recognize my own greatness and potential, though I could have more. Power is good.. so is money.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No
Do you think you are Attractive:	You have to ask? Please. Yeah, I'm hot.
Are you a Health Freak:	Hell no! Had a bad experience with that.. I had to live with health freaks for 12 years.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes, definitely. A lot better, now that we're away from Jodi.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Only when I'm indoors
Do you play an Instrument:	No, but I can write very good.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked:	Never have
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No, I hate that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No.. unless you consider the world a stage, in which I have the role of a king.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No.. but getting kinda personal here, aren't we?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No
Ever been Drunk:	Yes, every time I went clubbing. Didn't take much.. my blog has details.
Ever been called a Tease:	No
Ever been Beaten up:	Oh yes, quite a few. And yet I am still here. Still alive. Amazing, isn't it?
Ever Shoplifted:	No, but I almost beat up some kids that did.
How do you want to Die:	Natural causes.. though it'd be realy cool if I didn't die at all.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	I am grown up. I'm exactly what I want to be, plus I'm very good at it.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Don't know yet... the world doesn't like us Americans too much right now.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:	Black
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	At least 5'11".. no less than5'8"
Weight:	Nice and slim, though a couple extra pounds doesn't hurt
Best Clothing Style:	Anything, but I like all black
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None
Number of CDs I own:	Lost count
Number of Piercings:	None
Number of Tattoos:	None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:		Quite a few.. too many to count, but I'll try to narrow it down. Not telling anyone at work or school about the crazy people I lived with.. because honestly, that would have been some very good gossip. But seriously, I probably should have mentioned something about those people. I also regret throwing away my book of writings in elementary school in Florida, just because I was afraid of getting in trouble for it at home. Mostly, I regret living with that family cult in Florida for all those 12 years.. that's where a lot of my anger comes from, I don't like being controlled or told what to think, do, or feel. I think writing will help me to release some of that rage (it's better if I don't dwell on it too much, lest I get a major headache). I'll write a book series about them, very soon. It'll be kinda like my site on LJ, but with even more details. Of course that means that they and my sis will be very pissed off after I expose them.. but then again, they don't like me much anyhow! Story of my life, I guess.. heh heh. At least this way, they'll have a good reason to hate me.
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