Jordan
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

Male
21 years old
Diyala,
Iraq



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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    Jordan's Interests
GeneralPaintball, Photography, Hunting/Shooting, Camping, Backpacking, a good cold beer with friends, and the occasional movie and video game.
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MusicGodsmack, Rage Against the Machine, Crystal Method, Tool, Rammstein, Offspring, Ludacris, Ying Yang Twins, 311, Chevelle, NWA, A Perfect Circle, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Twista, The White Stripes, George Thorogood, Charlie Daniels, Eminem, AC/DC, Audioslave, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Petey Pablo, Staind, Powerman 5000, Rolling Stones, ZZ Top, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Foghat, Led Zepplin, Ice Cube, Velvet Revolver, Papa Roach, (hed)p.e., Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Bush, Disturbed, Fuel, System of a Down, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Tupac, Lloyd Banks, Nelly, Sublime, Beastie Boys, 50 cent, G Unit, Jay Z, Kid Rock, Lil' Jon, Transplants, Ill Nino, Twisted Sister, Dust 2 Dust, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Pantera, Megadeth, Slayer, Ghetto Boys, Pitbull, Staind, Bubba Sparxxx, Def Squad, Biohazard, Chamillionaire, Daddy Yankee, Anthrax, Avenged Sevenfold, DMX, Eazy E, Def Leppard, Iron Madien, Judas Priest, Cold, Drowning Pool, Everlast, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Lil Wayne, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, Coal Chamber, 3 Doors Down, Mudvayne, Black Lebel Society
MoviesFull Metal Jacket, American History X, Fight Club, Seven, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Big Lebowski, The Fugutive, Platoon, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Patton, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Van Wilder, Old School, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Animal House, The Professional, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, T2, Predator, Super Troopers, Army of Darkness, John Wayne, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, The Sandlot, The Goonies, The Punisher, AVP, Wedding Crashers, Blazing Saddles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Out Cold, The Godfather, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Pelican Brief, A Time to Kill, Clear and Present Danger, Patriot Games, and Adam Sandler movies. Image hosting by Photobucket
TelevisionFamily Guy, Mail Call, Futurama, American Chopper, CSI, That 70's Show
BooksTom Clancy, Michael Crichton, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown
HeroesTool, the creator of Family Guy, Medal of Honor Recipients, thats about it...

And this guy: Boomstick!
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ?Dr. Pepper
Beverage (alc) ?Yuengling Lager
Color ?Multicam
Food ?Tacos!
Item of clothing ?BDU's
Meal of the day ?Dinner
Feature on yourself ?Meh...
Quality in a guy/girl ?Sense of humor
Phrase ?Goddamnit Bobby seems to be used a lot lately
Song ?Stress by Godsmack
Musical Artist/Band ?Tool
Sport ?Football
Movie ?Big Lebowski
TV Show ?Family Guy
Radio Station ?98 Rock Baltimore
Type of Chocolate ?Milk
Eye Color ?Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ?Not currently
Smoke ?Yeah
Drink ?Absolutely
Have any piercings ?No
Have any tatoos ?Not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriendNope
Had sex ?Yeah
Gone streaking ?Don't think so
Gone skinny dipping ?Yeah
Been to Europe ?I'm here now
Been to an island ?Yeah
Had stitches ?Suprisingly no, but I prolly should have
Broken any bones ?Nope
Been stabbed/shot ?Stabbed only by myself
Slept until after 12:00 ?I usually do on the weekends
Stayed up all night ?Yeah
Danced like a whore ?Not quite
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ?Nope
Turned down a dare ?Not usually
Which friend....
Is the funniest ?Chris Isennock
Is the prettiest ?Heather or Chrissy
Is the most handsom ?Uhh...
Is the loudest ?Pat Isennock
Is the craziest ?Chris Isennock
Is the most shy ?Dan Matlin
Is the most loving ?Dunno
Is the most understanding ?Chrissy or Heather
Is the most boring ?Dan again
Is the richest ?I don't have rich friends
Is the most athletic ?Cordell
Is the most cocky ?Cordell
Is the biggest sex icon ?Pfft whatever
Is the most wordly/cultured ?Rader
Do you look up to the most ?None of them
Do you tell everything to ?None of them
Has the best clothes ?Meh
Has the best house ?Isennocks, since we can totally fuck it up and no one cares
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ?Yeah
Kiss someone of the same sex ?Naw
Cheat on someone you love ?Nope
Run away from home ?I don't live at home anyways
Lie to your parents ?Have before
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ?Depends on the situation
Lie to your best friend ?Have before
Give a homeless person money ?They gotta do a trick for it
Run from the police ?Yeah
Bungee jump ?Fuck yeah
Sky dive ?Hell yes
Cross dress ?Halloween and Halloween only
Be an exotic dancer ?No
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ?Yeah
Scuba dive ?Definately
Go rock climbing ?Already have
Go spulunking (caving) ?Already have
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ?Loose it
Bologna ?Oscar Mayer
Hott ?Stuff
Orange ?Tropicana
Real world ?MTV
Fuck ?Me
Jack ?Daniels
Cucumber ?Ben
Hip-Hop ?Anonymus
Uniform ?ACU's
UniCORN ! ?Popcorn (WTF?)
Rainbow ?Fag
Clown ?Show

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Groups: United States Army, USA - MilitaryDRUNKS UNITEDSenioritis: We would find a cure if we weren't so damn lazy....Perry Hall***Class of 2005***One Big PartyPH Class of '05U.S. Army Infantry

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     Jordan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Perry Hall, MD
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:11B U.S Army Infantryman
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Jordan's Schools
Perry Hall High
Baltimore,Maryland
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: JV Track, XC
 

2001 to 2005

   Jordan's Networking
Photography - Outdoor/Nature - Photographer


   Jordan's Companies
Mars Grocery Stores
Baltimore, Maryland US


July 2004 - July 2005
2nd Platoon B Co 1-19 Infantry
Ft. Benning, GA US
11B Infantry Recruit
Infantry Training Brigade

August 2005 - January 2006
2nd Platoon E Troop
Vilseck, Bayern DE
Second Squad Alpha Team SAW Gunner
2-2 Cav Regiment

January 2006 - Present
d3t14_fr0c3
Vilseck, Bavaria DE
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U.S. Army - Europe Chapter

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   Jordan's Blurbs
About me:
For starters I don't tolerate stupid people or people who think they're hot as shit. Secondly, I love beer, no, not as in I love to get shitfaced drunk off of cheap beer all the time, but I like to drink all different kinds of beers from all over the world. Third, I like to travel (just not fly) I've been a few places around Europe, but want to go a lot more, namely New Zealand and the Himalayas. I love thew outdoors, be it hunting, camping, or what have you.

AIM = phaque3006
Skype = jordan.turner



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jordan Turner
Birthday:22 June 1987
Birthplace:Baltimore, MD
Current Location:Bavaria, Germany
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:6'2" (185cm)
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Irish, English, German
The Shoes You Wore Today:Black Etnies
Your Weakness:Uhhh...?
Your Fears:Big ass bug are freaky
Your Perfect Pizza:Everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Survive deployment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up:Im thirsty
Your Best Physical Feature:Uhhh...?
Your Bedtime:Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:Hanging out with the guys
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK lounge
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee, but rarely
Do you Smoke:Yeah
Do you Swear:Fuck no... oh wait
Do you Sing:No way
Do you Shower Daily:Usually
Have you Been in Love:Not really
Do you want to go to College:Eventually
Do you want to get Married:Eventually
Do you belive in yourself:At times
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Meh...
Are you a Health Freak:Quite the opposite in fact.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms:Thoroughly
Do you play an Instrument:Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Ahahaha hell yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Ibprofuen count???
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Nah, but some chocolate chip cookies that Tonya made
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Never had it before
In the past month have you been on Stage:Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Dont think so
Ever been Drunk:Ahahaha every weekend practically
Ever been called a Tease:Uh no
Ever been Beaten up:Once
Ever Shoplifted:Prolly once when I was like 12
How do you want to Die:I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I'm already it for now
What country would you most like to Visit:Australia or New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Dont matter
Favourite Hair Color:Dont matter
Short or Long Hair:Shoulder length
Height:Shorter than me
Weight:Meh...
Best Clothing Style:Meh...
Number of Drugs I have taken:Dunno
Number of CDs I own:2, but I download all my shit
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None thus far
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Zero

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Who I'd like to meet:
Kid Rock, Bo' Seephus (Hank Williams Jr.), Charlie Daniels, Ted Nugent, Maynard James Keenan, Zakk Wylde, anyone who isn't a prick really.

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Lovin Life <3





Sep 27 2008 3:57 PM

Goooood I'm excited! Can't wait until you come home :)
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Sep 25 2008 7:40 PM

when and were is mudvayne?
Lovin Life <3





Sep 25 2008 4:36 PM

How's it over there in the sand trap??
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Sep 6 2008 3:44 AM

ha i wish
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Aug 30 2008 3:54 PM

w3rd t0 y3r m0th3r n00b
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Aug 28 2008 11:29 PM

haha. good luck sgt.
LOVE JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 27 2008 10:42 PM

u cant call me that. god damnit i hate ben. yes im always working.
u ready to go back to germany and get ur drink on? lol
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Aug 26 2008 8:58 PM

hey jord! havnt talked to u in a while. just checkin on u.
miss u, love u!
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Aug 23 2008 8:56 PM

hey fuckin yeah u dick sucker lol
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Aug 21 2008 4:09 PM

Hey Big Pappa with the gun. Did you see Ben's OLYMPIC dive?
OMG this photo of WW will ruin your image.
WHOOAH