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Russ's Interests
General
I love the women! I love waking up next to a beautiful naked woman, who then gets up and cooks me breakfast. Daddys hungry ladies, go make me a bacon sandwich. Ill smack your ass when you get outta bed. And load me a bowl of the chron before serving me my breakfast in bed. I love the feeling of being in love, although I dont feel that way often. I like having someone so I can do everything for them or feel like I am doing something for someone other than myself. I like talking to cool peeps those that are interesting or actually have something to say. Dont come to me acting like you know everything or you run shit. Because you do not. Yeah you dont run shit! Dont come to me with your nerdy idiosyncracies and pseudo-intellectualism. I can see right through that shit and will probably ask you, no tell you, to fuck off. Dont dump all of your bitching and negativity on me because I will surely not want to hear it. Yes, I get paid to listen to other peoples problems all fucking day. When I am at work, I am Russ the professional. However, as soon as I leave, the Stank-meister comes out to play and he doesnt like to listen as much as he likes to speak, and be the center of attention. Heh yeah fuck all you other bitches who arent me. What do you have to offer anyway that I cannot procure by my own methods? If I want to stay up all night and sleep all day I will do that. Why make it your business to interfere with my self-destruction? Its all about me babe. ME ME ME
Motherfucker I am a weirdo!I shall spill my brains and guts before thee..Hungry?
Music
BigStankyEntertainment Presents OUR defunct bAND, Tha LSA http//myspace.com/lostinsouthaustin look over to the right and go check out the music and ask to be added!! Queens of the Stone Age Sublime Mudhoney Monster Magnet Willie Nelson Wyclef The Melvins Hank 3 Schlong Daddy Freakophonics The Clash Kiss Metallica (old school) 311 Bob Marley NOFX Guttermouth. Mastodon RubberHed Conway Twitty Bocephus Soundgarden Audioslave MotherLoveBone Green River Creedence Clearwater Revival ZEP AC/DC (bon Scott) well back in black and who made who, too Guns and Roses velvet revolver STP Alice in Chains NWA EZ E Dr. Dre (the doctor u came and saw) System of a Down Snoop D Burden Brothers Toadies FacePlant (LJ in tha house) Daves Not Here Solarfuse Enemy Mobile Homies Oklahomos BAd Brains Rush Reverend Horton Heat Long Beach Dub All Stars Lower Class Brats Murph Butthole Surfers Peter Tosh Rancid Poison Foo Fighters My New Project The Hudsons Janes Addiction Porno for Pyros Wesley Willis Body Count (what up ICE?) Red Hot Chili Peppers Prince Duran Duran (im hungry like the wolf). FishBone No Doubt (old school) Johnny Cash Sum 41 (guilty pleasure) Bad Religion Slayer Herbie HancockAtmosphere Al Green Marvin Gaye Tribe Called Quest (tha booty) Frunttbutt Gun Totin Meateaters 2 Live Crew TupacBlack Flag Smashing Pumpkins (old) Alligator Dave. Black Sabbath Ozzy Tenacious D Dick Dale. Descendants Tom T Hall Roy Orbison Megadeth... sorry if I missed anyone
Movies
Oh Brother Where Art Thou?.. The Gift..CB-4 (Straight Outta Locash)..School of Rock..Austin Rock Opera (what up Chad?)..Amadeus..NoFX 10 years of fucken up..This is Spinal Tap, Purple Rain.
Television
Why yes, I have been on TV. Thank you very much and I have copies for sale if ya want em.I am The Dude, Dupree, and Jack Black all rolled up into one joint for your smoking pleasure!!Schlong Daddy Video Golden Showers Finally Here!!!
Books
Heroes
Some motherfucker erased all my heroes..sheesh..bummer But i do remember the following names Jesus, Aleister Crowley, Siddhartha Guatama, Paramahansa Yogananda, Ezekiel, Moses, Manly Hall, Elivas Levi, Albert Pike, as well as other overlords of Freemasonry..My Grandfather, My Great-Grandfathers who showed me the way and put me on the path to Illumination with the Creator by teaching me the value of serving others, My Uncle Doug, My exs dad Rob who is wise and just, Morihei Ueshiba, Burl Parson, Mr. Wadley, Harold Brosius, Chad Holt, Alligator Dave, Steve Turner, Jack Black! Nigel Tufnel, Chuck Berry, Dave Navarro, John Frusciante, JOsh Homme, D, Daron Malakian, Dan the guitar tech, Mary Juana, Wyclef, Willie, Maya Angelou, Kurt Vonnegut, Alex Jones, people who can put up with bullshit (maybe youre not my hero, but you deserve respect nonetheless), Tim Mahoney, P-Nut, Flea, Bootsy Collins, Fat Mike, Phil Salem, Harriet Taylor, Mike Truth.
About me: Guitarist/Bassist/ Frontman for 33 OverDose
Guitarist/Bassist/Backup Vox for Micah Omega
Guitarist/Backup and Vox for LSA (when we decide to do it!)
Hey what's up Everyone? My name is Russ aka Big Stanky. I am somewhat of a musician I guess. A man of many talents, actually..Right now you can catch me playin guitar or bass or singing in one of the bands mentioned above. Music is my life, but not payin the bills. Therefore, I had to become an EDUCATED man. HAHA!! Work usually comes easily to the golden-tongued, slippery-lipped ones. I myself, though not quite golden, am a very slippery motherfucker. When I have gainful employment, I work for corporate America. I honestly never thought I would see myself there, but what the fuck, lil nigga gotta make a buck somehow...I am actually very happy with the job I have now. I am finally in a place that I wanted to be after graduation, it just took like 3 years, 2 jobs, and 6 months of unemployment to find!! What am I? A balla. But seriously, I went from being the guy with no job for 6 months to being the guy who gets others jobs for 6 months. It's sweet and so far, not interfering with my music. That 9 to 5 ain't so fuckin bad sometimes when you have tweekends off and plenty of time in the evening to work on the music. And that I do, ALOT. Music is my life if you were too blind, deaf and dumb to notice. I have LOTS to say, so believe me you will hear more!! OK so now I have more time. Time for what? TO LIVE, MAN. To do what I was put on Earth to do, even if I am not quite sure what THAT is yet. We are a faithless bunch, but that is one thing I have been able to hold onto: my faith. It has gotten me thru times that music could not carry me. Faith has gotten me thru times that I did not see a suitable end in sight.
Who I'd like to meet: GOD.. So I could ask Why, oh LORD, ... WHY?By the way.. I dont want to meet or add your gay little band. By the SLIM chance I like your music, I ll ask to be added as your friend. So go fuck yerself..Especially if you are EMO or some faggoty ass singer-songwriter. Gain some weight, learn how to kick some ass, learn how to rock, then come see me!!! Until then, sit back and watch and and take a lesson from a real rockstar!! This was SXXXSW motherfuckers!!!! Where the fuck were you? Adjusting your scarf? Crying because your emo singer-songwriter heart got broken? Fuckin spare me!!!!!
