Dino Johnson, Eric Bauer, Mike Donovan, Petey Dammit, and Adam Stonehouse as the Beaver.
Influences
DINO: mom and dad, nancy reagan, the parmesan 5, clyde drexler.
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EBAU: 500 million asian women, buttons and t-shirts, early baroque belgian poetry, dino
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PETEY: dino
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MDONOVAN: dino, art, music, and travel. lots of travel.
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STONEHOUSE: big techno werewolves featuring dino, rock and roll music, his own gigantic ass.
Big Techno Werewolves are dead !!!!
If you actually care , please write Eric Bauer , Petey Dammit , or Dino Johnson on myspace ... We love mail !!! kthnkx !
Also ... Please feel free to check out these other fine bands featuring members of Big Techno Werewolves .... Aerobics King , Bloodstool , AutoMagic , Sic Alps , Hospitals , Tres Ferocious , O.C.S. , Yikes , and the Beta Carrot Teens .+
Tony Iommi has a metal finger , thank you ... Good Night .
- VILLIAGE VOICE
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that falkner has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. CPUPPY.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from CPUPPY.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at CPUPPY.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. CPUPPY.COM
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Deathbomb Arc Fall Sale!
until the end of fall, you can buy any item at deathbombarc.com & get a 2nd
item of equal or lesser cost for FREE! please email/myspace message us to make
arrangements.
Captain Ahab
After the rain, My heart still dreams CD
feat. "Girls Gone Wild" as heard on NBC's the Office
Foot Village
F*ck the Future CD
groundbreaking hardcore band that uses NO electricity, just 4 drum kits and barbaric voices.
Deathbomb Arc Fall Sale!
until the end of fall, you can buy any item at deathbombarc.com & get a 2nd
item of equal or lesser cost for FREE! please email/myspace message us to make
arrangements.
Captain Ahab
After the rain, My heart still dreams CD
feat. "Girls Gone Wild" as heard on NBC's the Office
Foot Village
F*ck the Future CD
groundbreaking hardcore band that uses NO electricity, just 4 drum kits and barbaric voices.
Things to bring to make your
MAX FREEDOM most enjoyable...
All your friends
A blanket to spread out
$5 for big pitcher of PBR
Cash for best burger in Yolo Co.
A super-soaker watergun?
Water balloons?
(just don't be a total jerk!)
Slip 'n' Slide?
Maybe a dunk-tank?!
2 Slip 'n' Slides end to end?
TOURING THE CALIFORNIA COAST IN OUR LAKER PARTY BOAT!!!
FUCK THE COAST GUARD FELLA!!!
JULY 26 LOS ANGELES @ THE SMELL w/ need new body, pit er pat
JULY 29 SAN DIEGO @ SCOLARI'S OFFICE w/ new thrill parade
AUG 5 CAMBRIA @ CAMBRIA COMMUNITY CENTER w/ belly boat, adam lipman, chinatown bakeries
AUG 6 SANTA CRUZ @ NICK'S HOUSE w/ belly boat, adam lipman, chinatown bakeries, soccer pee
AUG 7 SAN FRANCISCO @ BRAIN WASH w/ belly boat, adam lipman, chinatown bakeries
AUG 10 LOS ANGELES @ IL CORRAL w/ yuma nora, weirdo begeirdo, dead bird, half normal
AUG 26 LA JOLLA @ CHE CAFE w/ tba
AUG 27 SAN FRANCISCO @ LAST DAY SALOON w/ flut, nervous breakdowns, poetiks
AUG 28 EUREKA @ EUREKA VETERAN'S HALL w/ tba
Your show in Davis is still being talked about by local high school kids.
One of them told me just a couple days ago:
"Remember that band? Big Techno Werewolves?
"Yeah, I was like, 'So the Crunk House is gonna have a techno band play'? And then they were playing a steel guitar, and I was like, 'So *THIS* is Big Techno Werewolves'?
"Yeah, they were really rad. Like, I dunno...I thought it was like no-wave meets a jug band or something."
Can I start a band: "Little Casiobeat Puppies"? Or will you guys kick my ass? You guys are fierce. Our bands will battle - and you'll kick our asses anyways. Dig it.
