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Big Tobacco

		2006 UCB INDIE-TEAM CAGEMATCH CHAMPIONS "Come to Where the Flavor Is" Male 33 years old NEW YORK, New York United States Last Login: 12/1/2006

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Big Tobacco's Interests

General	Long-form improv comedy and chain smoking near babies.
Music	Johnny Cash, George Thorogood, Guns N Roses.
Movies	Thank You For Smoking
Heroes	The Marlboro Man, Joe Camel, Charlton Heston, Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove.

Big Tobacco's Details

Status:	Swinger
Orientation:	Bi
Hometown:	New York City, NY
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	High school

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About me:
Dangerously Addictive Long-Form Improv Comedy Group Featuring: Phillip Chorba, Sean Clements, Brandon Gardner, Mark Gessner, Lydia Hensler, Lauren Hobbs, Terri O'Reilly, Hal Phillips, and Steven Slate. 2006 UCB INDIE TEAM CAGEMATCH CHAMPIONS!

Who I'd like to meet:
All of you people who like to laugh at things that others feel bad about. I would also like to meet other people who enjoy pushing the envelope. I would also like to meet Jesus.

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SP SLATE	Feb 28 2007 4:50 PM Big who? Check out this show, click for tickets.
kira	Feb 7 2007 12:36 PM See who is spying on your MySpace page! Click here to start tracking your profile lurkers!
ranee	Sep 2 2006 6:15 AM great job last night! check out my new profile pic!
BS	Aug 31 2006 12:22 AM Ya all better be diving head first into this cage match like Super-fly Jimmy Snucka. Wish I was there to vote. You got a mail in ballot?
Greg	Jul 29 2006 5:24 PM Great job at the DCM, guys! I heard that, minutes after your show, Canada went on the lookout for rising water levels and slithery Gremlins.
Greg	Jul 4 2006 8:35 PM Congrats on last night!!! You guys gave two awesome shows! Can't wait till August!
Victor	May 12 2006 4:06 PM quit smoking in five seconds or less repost this within 10 years to find out how, otherwise you'll have donkey dicks in your ass for perpetuity
Death League Tea Party	Apr 26 2006 7:21 PM
Greg	Apr 3 2006 5:37 AM Congratulations on a great first show! You were all fantastic!
A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok	Apr 3 2006 3:57 AM if you all held hands in a human knot, you would create a hendecagon. think about that. (and also about what a great fuckin show you had on april 1, 2006.)
Kristy	Apr 2 2006 5:45 PM Dear Big Tobacco, This is a Kristy way of saying great show: YOU BASTARDS! It's like I'm 15 again! I try it once and I'm hooked! That is so like you Big Tobacco...sooooo like you! i was fool to think i could resist industry genius and tradition like yourselves:( Yet, the Americas need you to colonize and prosper amonst savages, so.. keep it up!
Alec	Mar 15 2006 7:10 PM Are you guys Skoal Bandits?
SP SLATE	Mar 9 2006 7:14 AM I'm not one to quote the bible, but here goes! Matthew 4:17 And God said: Any improv character who performs fellatio shall be known as "Hal"

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