We all play instruments which are fairly professionally made out of wood and work reasonably well. However, we have no sponsors because we're not sell-out bastards.
Influences
Punk rock bands, Cherry cake, Generic Brand Energy Drinks, Strongbow, Nieces, Too much sex, Lack of sex, Talking about donkey sex and sex in general, Old ghostly men who own practice rooms, a van called Lilly & the attempt to overly impress each and everyone of you.
Sounds Like
punk rock that could only be made in billericay. Meaning it sounds like a badgers tail being stepped on by bastards.
Crackin'
Songwriting duo Faz and Grim met in a hazy autumn some time ago, and after expressing feelings decided to generate a punk band the likes of which had never been seen, a Bilbo punk rock supergroup. Late nights, they plotted and decided the only way forward might be to buy guitars and roughly learn to play them. After much drinking they decided that the band needed other more talented members and got a hairy man, a ginger man and a good looking man (make your own mind up on them categories, it’s a rough ride at the best of times) The newfound members also liked drinking and generally pissed everyone off with their smarmy comments and great dress sense. All 5 of us have the ability to shag your fat arsed tart you call a girlfriend, but in what order and who gets to swill the coffee water is the real question. Be warned we are deviants. And we still play punkrock songs an stuff... come to a gig, we’ll prove it!
We are subject to change, Billericay’s finest punk band provided you don’t count living nightmare or nothing in return. We play punk rock that’s somewhere between good riddance, belvedere and strike anywhere while not really sounding like any of those.
We have our debut EP ready called ’Still Unlearned’ and if you wanna see us in the raw with your eyes and everything you’ll have to go to a gig. Preferably one we’re playing.
If you don’t believe how good we are then check out these quotes:
’Faz looks like he’s in a ska band’ Sam Alexander, a tall chap who likes beer
’This band keeps me looking young and trim’ Simon Weston, Oil of Olay spokesperson
’Both you and Strung Out sound like boy bands’ Steve Norwood, gash faced oxygen thief
’Not enough beatdowns’ Mark Chaos, drumming joke
’I take my hat off to these guys who carry on doing what they feel they should even in the face of criticism. I know from my own life it takes enormous courage to do what, in your heart, you believe is right even when everyone else is criticising you.’ Peter Sutcliffe, celebrity
‘I dunno if it was Faz? It might have been Grimo…. But one of them little bastards stole my best leopard skin thong.’ Peter Stringfellow, B – list celebrity
’This band gets me through my shit filled life’ Morrissey, twat
’What a load of jumped up lefty, communist, fat cunts. Women need to be beaten from time to time’ Jim Davidson, professional scum
’If a man ain’t abusive to woman, he only half a man’ Peter Tosh, reggae man and female rights campaigner
‘Buy Reggae sauce mon, it’s well good’ Levi Roots, contestant on 'hit' BBC show, Dragons Den and self promoter of some kind of Jamaican ketchup
‘Ja, das ist Gut’ A solid quote from a German woman’s knitting magazine
We also had some photos taken by snaps at nemesis photography a while back. He’s definitely never pushed his girlfriend down the stairs, so check him out at www.npuk.net or just type in snaps on our friend list for top bollocks photos.
We can see you
get your cunts down to these upcoming events
Faz has also started his very own agony aunt type page where he can solve any issues or problems you may have. He specialises in anything to do with relationships and low self esteem. Check the crazed bear out at www.dearfaz.org.uk. This would be a proper link but i haven't worked out how to do it yet so if you've got a genuine problem copying and pasting it into the top bar shouldn't be too much of a struggle. peaceful journeys xxx
Just stopping by to say hi and give you some news. The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
Hi
As the sun is out we are in a great mood and so are offering a special MAY SALE!!
For a limited time only, we are offering rates at £180 per day (including producer/ engineer)!!!
If you are interested in booking or would like more info, please go to www.stakeoutstudios.com or contact Simon at simon@covertmusic.co.uk.
Cheers
Simon
Studio & Producer Manager
07958 958 541
simon@covertmusic.co.uk
Whatt up??? Hope it's all good..... Make sure to pick up one of our Energy Drinks or Vitamin Waters @ your local store... Thanks HALL OF FAME BEVERAGES
Hey there, just a quick NOYR update. Firstly we're having a big summer sale, you can pick up all our releases (including new albums from Young Heart Attack, 4ft Fingers and The Good Time Charlies, the InSoFar mini album and Loyalties, Radio Dead Ones and Devildolls vinyl) cheaper than you can buy them digitally! Head over to the Not On Your Radio website to pick up some bargains.
Our bands are keeping busy 4ft Fingers will be heading out on another uk tour, Young Heart Attack should be returning to Europe later in the year and InSoFar are busy in the studio writing for their debut album.
We're currenlty working on a few new releases, more news on that soon and keep an eye open for our new website in the coming weeks.
Hello there! Well that would be very kind of you...I really think my name should feature in one of your songs though as it is rather special! Would that be ok?! x
Get with the time guys, you know you could send so much more spam on facebook. Beside theres a hot young waitress Joe used to know that wants to get in contact with him. However she had her account deleted for posting sex videos of herself. Anyhoo, expand your audience all the design and music playing of myspace and mass appeal of facebook. plus you can add every single person youve ever met. How cool is that.
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