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Bill Blank
Jokes / Celebrity Humor / Other
Email Me! billblank1@yahoo.com

Male
30 years old
Des Moines, IOWA
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Bio ..
Websitebillblank.com
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K., David Cross, Muhammad Ali
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Upcoming Shows
get this portable calendar at comedysoapbox.com
TV ShowsInvasion Iowa (reality show) SpikeTv
FilmsCheck Out My Little SouthPark Looking Guy! I'm The Punk!
AlbumsBill Blank "Honestly Brutal" (discontinued)

    Bill Blank's Interests
GeneralComedy, Music, Sports.
MusicJam Bands, Blues, Blue Grass, some metal, some rap.
MoviesTombstone, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Bull Durham, Major League.
TelevisionComedy Central, ESPN, Comedy Central, ESPN
BooksNo One Here Gets Out Alive (The Doors), The Budding Prospects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson.

     Bill Blank's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Des Moines, Iowa
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Stand-Up Comedian

   Bill Blank's Schools
North High School
Des Moines,Iowa
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Council Baseball Basketball Drama
 

1992 to 1996


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I'm So Proud!  (view more)

The annual "How can We Fuck Iowa This Year" meeting.  (view more)

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   Bill Blank's Blurbs
About me:
Like a pot that slowly begins to boil, comedian Bill Blank has an act that simmers to perfection. With a laid back, quirky style that encourages all followers, Bill lures you into a false sense of security as he starts his show with topics we can all relate to, and agree with. An easy going every man with a wit that is as sharp as a razor, Bill's act pushes the envelope without pushing too far. He challenges your sensibilities without making you uncomfortable. He speaks intelligently, without condescending to the masses. In short, he hits it out of the park. In a world where comics often resort to a cheap and easy laugh, Bill goes the extra distance to earn the laugh. Earning the respect of fellow comics and comedy aficionados, Bill believes that it doesn't take an idiot, or a genius, to understand great comedy. Funny is funny. And Bill is funny. Diverse in subject matter, Bill can appeal to any crowd. Young or old, jaded or naive, rich or poor, smart or challenged. Married, single, parents, children. City dwellers or country folk, they can all relate to the very real, very truthful observations of this master comedian. The gauntlet has been thrown. If you are looking for the same, run of the mill show you have seen a thousand times before, then look away. But if you are looking for a fresh voice, a seed of originality floating in a sea of averages, look no further. Get ready to laugh hard. You're about to. In addition to appearing in clubs and colleges across the country… Bill has had jokes published by Sports Illustrated and in The joke compilation book “Love’s Funny That Way” He also appeared with William Shatner on Spiketv’s miniseries “Invasion Iowa”.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

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A video from RooftopComedy

Who I'd like to meet:
Comedians, bookers, musicians.... Magic Johnson.

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Bill Blank has 727 friends.
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Bill Blank's Friends Comments
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Crys ♥





May 25 2009 3:17 AM

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keith





May 18 2009 1:22 PM

My brotha!!!! How are you?
Todd





Apr 11 2009 6:34 PM

Have a great Easter, my friend. You didn't come see me when you went to Cincinnati, but I'll let you slide.............this time lol Talk to you soon :)
Johnny Reeferseed & the High Rollers





Apr 9 2009 5:14 AM

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Dannie T. (FC)





Mar 31 2009 2:12 PM

What's up Motherfucker!!
I haven't seen you at the Bone which I guess is a good thing because you're working.

Stay up,
Dannie T.
Cirrus Minor





Mar 16 2009 8:28 PM

What are you doing this Saturday (March 21st)? We hope you can make it out to the Vaudeville to party with us. We’re gonna play for like an hour and a half, and Aquamarine Dream Machine is gonna play, and so is Jason Sturges (if you haven’t seen him yet, you’re missing out! One of Iowa’s most eclectic musicians- fingertapped jazz on a Chapman Stick!).

Mikey has a baby due in April, so there won’t be anymore in-town shows ‘til May…

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Todd





Mar 16 2009 2:34 AM

Absolute pleasure meeting and working with you this past week.
Can't wait to do it again soon :)
Molly





Feb 27 2009 5:49 AM

Coming to see your show tomorrow! Very excited! Haven't seen you perform since you were in Sioux Falls with Pete Lee!
NeuMoniker





Feb 21 2009 3:32 PM

MooseKnuckle





Feb 16 2009 4:03 PM

Where have you gone Bill Blank, we haven't seen you in four months....
Damsel in Distress





Feb 15 2009 5:49 PM

well thank you sir...
i noticed that my 'idiot' shirt had your site on it..
quite established you are...
congrats on finally makin it up to the top.. looks like you truly appreciate every minute of it!!

live it up gangsta!
Josh Alton





Jan 30 2009 8:32 PM

That's awsome! Congrats!

I'm gonna showcase for him AGAIN in March.
Gwen





Jan 27 2009 8:25 PM

massive bong rips....a stoner's delight! hahahahahaha

thanks for your super terrific kind words.
you're a great friend :) love ya!
Josh Alton





Jan 27 2009 8:30 PM

Hi Billy!

How are things in D-town?
SCOTT NN myspace predator





Jan 18 2009 12:09 PM

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Eric MacDuff





Jan 21 2009 6:25 AM

Hey there Billy Blanko from the Bronx...We suck ass and need to get together when you come off the road.

Your friend Carlito.
OGRE





Jan 11 2009 2:58 PM

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Illyria





Jan 10 2009 7:49 PM

I like you but you scare me a little.
Gwen





Jan 8 2009 2:22 AM

I feel like i can conquer the world! pffffttttttt

miss you guys!
Andrea





Jan 6 2009 4:17 PM

Ha. Grandma Burr. Nasty Bitch she says. She's funnier than you.
Cirrus Minor





Dec 31 2008 3:24 AM

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Dec 31 2008 4:24 AM

Sprint PictureMail
ITS LIKE IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE
MooseKnuckle





Dec 18 2008 5:22 PM

Come see us at Vaudeville Mews this Sunday!! (12/21/08)
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Crys ♥





Dec 18 2008 5:31 PM

I love you baby. Drive safe.
:)
SCOTT NN myspace predator





Dec 2 2008 9:37 PM

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HAHA check this out:
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