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Bill Burr

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General Info

  • TV Shows

    WHY DO I DO THIS, HBO One Night Stand, Chappelle’s Show, Late Show w/ David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Apartment 2F....coming soon, my new special: LET IT GO
  • Films

    Date Night, Twist the Cap (This movie never came out, but I was in it god damn it)
  • Albums

    DVD/CD WHY DO I DO THIS? CD Emotionally Unavailable - All albums/DVD are available on amazon.com NEW DVD "LET IT GO" available in spring of 2010!
  • Website

    billburr.com
  • Bio

    I am a stand up comedian. I just got done taping a new one hour special for Comedy Central called "LET IT GO". It will air in the fall of 2010. My hour-long, stand up special, "WHY DO I DO THIS?", is currently airing on Comedy Central. If you’ve seen it and you want to add it to your DVD collection, it is available for purchase on amazon.com. I appear on the Late Show with David Letterman and I’ve done a half hour special for HBO.If you watched Chappelle’s Show, second season DVD, I was the red headed white dude. I do a pod cast every Monday and a radio show on XM called Uninformed. Anything else you need to know just ask me. As long as you aren’t a psycho, I will answer your question.

    MONDAY MORNING PODCAST

  • Influences


    Richard Pryor


    Sam Kinison


    George Carlin


    Yahoo Serious


    Lee Marvin


    Charles Bronson


    Steve McQueen


    Telly Savalas


    Bruce Lee


    Patrick Swayze


    John Bonham


    Steve Jordan


    ?uestlove


    Tony Williams


    Phil Rudd


    Stevie Ray Vaughn


    Bon Scott


    Blackie Lawless

Comments

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  • POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

    Dude, don't go off the wagon.

    1 year ago
  • M. Quinn; "Author, Writ…

    I encourage you to support the campaign to incorporate a comprehensive study of racism into the American educational system as a core curriculum, by writing your local and state representatives; the dept. of education in your state; and also by writing the Attorney General at the US Justice Department, and President Barack Obama expressing your endorsement of this endeavor. 


    "United We Stand".  


    - M. Quinn

    1 year ago
  • Krista

    I don't fucking get it!? It says your Improv show in San Jose is on March 4th-7th, but on the Improv website, it says February 26th-28th? Who's wrong here?

    1 year ago
  • Bess Devine

    thanks for the add. i love your comedy! well probably could have guessed that by the friend request...

    1 year ago
  • david

    Going to the Houston Show!!!!!

    1 year ago
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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Someday

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I am a comedian. I live in NYC. The people above me are doing construction on their apartment. They’ve been tearing down walls and I now have a mouse in my apartment. My Super gave me some glue traps. I learned that the traps just catch the mouse but they don’t kill it. I asked my friend Charlie what to do when I catch the mouse, he said, “Drown the mutha’ f**ka.” I don’t want to do that. So I asked my girl what she’d do. She told me to, “Stick it in the bag and throw it down the shoot.” I don’t want to do that either. I think if I were stuck in a glue trap, I’d want somebody to blow my brains out. So I’m sitting here wondering where I can get a BB gun. I figure to a mouse that has to be like a .38. I’ll just give him two behind the ear and take him out mob style. When I’m not plotting the assassination of a rodent, I spend my free time talking to myself and transcribing drum parts to rock music from the 70”s and 80’s. I like to do that shit. It is what I do. When I don’t do that, I play drums. I’ve heard enough Led Zeppelin in my life to make me want to projectile vomit the second I hear “The Crunge”. Despite this, I’m still obsessed with John Bonham. I just bought a set of his cymbals on e bay thinking this will make me play like him. I know it won’t, but let me dream. I need to go to the hardware store.

Other TV Appearances:
Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
Townies
Two Guys and a Girl

Movie Appearances:
Perfect Fit
Passionatta

Radio Appearances:
Opie and Anthony - XM Radio Ch. 202
Howard Stern Show



Some of the parts I played on Chappelle's Show.


Me and Comedian Kevin Shea at a 49ers game. Kevin is the funniest Asian Comedian in the Pacific Northwest after 10 PM.


Robert "Lights Out" Kelly orders a protein shake before his Texas Death Match at Madison Square Garden.


Still shots from my HBO One Night Stand special


With World Champion Judah Freidlander, and Ben Bailey on the Last Night at the Boston Comedy Club. Everyone was sad and told funny stories about this legendary club that was to be no more. Then the club reopened two nights later and we all felt stupid. (It's now called the Comedy Village)


Comics Come Home With Colin Quinn, Jim Lauletta, Ken Rogerson and the infamous Bird Shirt.


Comics Come Home From Left Steve Sweeney, Ken Rogerson, Adam Ferrara, Lenny Clarke, Denis Leary, Cam Neely, Jim Lauletta and myself


With Talent after his Morning Show on KISS FM. Although this looks like a promo for a really bad sit com. COMING TO ABC THIS FALL!!!!


Me at the 2004 World Series


With Charlie Murphy and Donnel Rawlings for Rich Bitch Tour 2005

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March 20, 2005

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