Bill Dawes
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Male
101 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 11/15/2009
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Bill Dawes's Comedian Bio
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| Website | billdawes.net | | TV Shows | Law and Order, Sex and the City, OZ, The Beat, All My Children, One Life to Live, FEDS, etc... | | Films | Evenhand, Just 4 Kicks, Recipe for Disaster, Asylum Seekers, Adam, How to Seduce Difficult Women |
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Bill Dawes's Interests
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| Movies | | | Books | Tucker Max and the rudiusmedia crew. | | Heroes | My dad. |
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Bill Dawes's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Alexandria, VA. | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Education: | Post grad |
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Bill Dawes's Schools
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Fordham University
Bronx,New York
Graduated: 1995
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
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2009 to 2009 |
Princeton University
Princeton,New Jersey
Graduated: 1950
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Aerospace Engineering, cracka!
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2009 to 2009 |
New York University Medical Center Allied Hlth Ed
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
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2008 to 2009 |
Columbia University In The City Of New York
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
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2008 to 2008 |
New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: 1950
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Acting, bitch!
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2008 to 2009 |
The Juilliard School
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
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2007 to 2007 |
Fashion Institute Of Technology
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
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2006 to 2006 |
Marymount Manhattan College
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
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2006 to 2006 |
Pace University-New York
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
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2006 to 2006 |
Barnard College
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
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2005 to 2007 |
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About me:
Bill grew up in Alexandria, Virginia -- the product of some of the best public schools in his neighborhood. After being the only Caucasian on his breakdance squad, the only Caucasian on his mile-relay track team, and one of three Caucasians on the T.C. Williams nationally ranked football team, Bill earned the nickname “that white boy is crazy.” He had bad teeth, a worse lisp, horrible acne, bowl-inspired haircuts by his artistically challenged dad, and often wore a nylon hoodie with tuffskins. This ensured the status of his virginity until well into his senior year.
The youngest of three boys, Bill also survived 17 years of noogies and getting pinned down and farted on. Finally, he escaped to the Ivory tower of Princeton University, where everyone thought he was an amalgam of white trash and "wannabe" because he was often seen wearing Geranimals with parachute pants and fat laces.
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