Fire, liquor, hand guns, rhyming on film, aliens, vegas, coloring, whores, dead babies, bums, gerbils, fortune cookies and candy.
Music
the ABC's, Miss Lucy Had A Steamboat, & Dan Zanes and candy whistles.
Movies
Television
The Electric Company and Syd & Marty Kroft, Billy & Sally Power Half Hour, Sigmond and the Seamonster, Fraggle Rock, Lidsville, Tom Goes To The Mayor, SchoolHouse Rock, Hair Bear Bunch and Nip/Tuck. And candy commercials. All kinds of candy.
Books
Dr. Suess and maps, and books made of candy.
Heroes
The people who took us out of the box, The Art Saboteur, & candy cigarettes.
About me: Billy and Sally were born on a day
when a lunar eclipse made the moon go away.
When the docs cut the cords, all the power went out,
and some say a jackal carried them off in his snout.
The kids' misadventures land them into hot water,
and their parents rue the day they had a son and a daughter.
The Mayhem! The Hijinx! The Mischief! The Bloodstains!
When there's fun to be had these kids can't be restrained!
Before you press play, take heed to this warning:
this movie might make you throw up in the morning.
If you are weak of the heart or easily offended
A shot of Jack and a Xanax are waaaaay recommended.
So check out their adventures and you be the judge.
And if you don't like it, just don't hold a grudge.
Don't contact our laywers, suits are already pending.
Regarding Billy and Sally and their adventures never-ending.
Who I'd like to meet: like-minded tykes who play dirty like us
other funny film makers
other lunch-money takers, Monty Python,
Rupert Murdoch, Tina Fey, Ted Turner, Calvin and Hobbes, Andy Warhol, Conan (O'Brian and the Barbarian) Jimmy Kimmel, John Waters, Pee-Wee Herman, Angelyne, Shell Silverstein, Shaggy but not Scooby, and especially not Scrappy, anyone with a cable network that allows you to say "fuck." Rich people who want to buy us candy.
Thanks for sending the advance clips from your new porn site. I was definitely amazed (and disgusted, and aroused) - but hey, I guess when you're made of plastic you can be glued back together after something like that.
I just feel bad for whoever had to clean up that awful mess!
got you some manny in your town now, eh? what a loser. lol, of course i'm full of shit but hey, at least all the drama is over and the sox are winning again.
Haha wow, by all means do! It would be an honour =]
Oh, and thankyou for helping me with my photography GCSE- I wrote a review of your brilliant first adventure for an animation project and got a really good mark!
I know, I had to put myself there last night. As soon as I saw where those zombie-scientologists were headed, I followed, those evil phucks! I totally need a 1-800 hotline number just in general.
I do appreciate your attention and concern in this matter... and your promptness is appreciated. Also I thank you for being a true friend who obviously has great awareness to their friends at all times!
