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Billy Bob

General Info

  • Genre:

    Comedic Writers / Redneck/Country / Political Humor
  • Albums

    Liberals (And Other Dirty Words); Who The Heck Would Wanna Go To Hell?
  • Website

    billybobneck.com
  • Bio

    Billy Bob Neck has spent the better part of 25 years fighting to keep America American. Standing on the front lines of the battle for the heart and soul of America, Mr. Neck fires musical mortar shells of untold power. Whether hes supporting the troops with songs like Killing Every Arab I Can See, wryly commenting on the blue states with Liberals (Let Em Burn) or providing a clear-eyed and heartbreaking critique of homosexuals with the haunting The Sodomites Lament, Mr. Neck never fails to bring a tap to your toe, a tear to your eye and a heart filled with American Pride.
  • Influences

    John Wayne, Oral Roberts, Billy Graham, James Dobson, John Foster Dulles, Jim and Tammy Baker (before the unpleasantness), Jerry Falwell, George Bush and his daddy, Rush Limbaugh, Mike Gallagher, Clint Eastwood (before he turned into a homosexual), Charles Bronson, John Wayne, Midge Dechter, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell (before he turned into a homosexual), John Ford

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Who I'd like to meet:

God, Jesus, George W. Bush, the guy that came up with the AFLAC duck commericial cuz that always tickles my funnybone

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Foot Soldier in the Culture Wars

Interests

  • General

    God, Jesus, stopping folks from being gay, supporting the troops (the one's that ain't gay), gardening

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