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Billy

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  • Billy Martin

  • 35 / Male
  • Baltimore, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/29/2009

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Interests

  • Music



    THE BIG HURT: Lessons

    Incubus, 311, Sublime/Long Beach, Soul Coughing, Kanye, Jamiroquai, Bob, Damian & Stephen Marley, Mars Volta/At The Drive In/Sparta, Lake Trout/Big in Japan, Nirvana, Wyclef, P-Funk, Galactic, The Roots, G-Love, Rare Essence, Fighters of Foo, Grateful Dead, Oasis, Faith No More/Mr. Bungle, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mother Tongue, Marvin Gaye, Circa Survive, Taking Back Sunday, Alkaline Trio, Taproot, Radiohead, Tribe Called Quest, Biggie Smalls, De La Soul, LL Cool J, Portishead, Chuck Brown, Dave Mathews Band, Jimmy Cliff, Weezer, Junkyard Band, James Brown, Barrington Levy, The Killers, Coheed and Cambria, Infectious Grooves, System of a Down, Fishbone, Green Day, King Crimson, The Used, Puya, Stone Temple Pilots, Peter Tosh, Led Zeppelin, Snot, Refused, The Vines, Fugazi, Phish, Jurrasic 5, Blind Mellon, Deftones, Al Greene, Nofx, Herbie Hancock, Operation Ivy, Finley Queay, The Samples/The English Beat, Moe, Fela & Femi Kuti, Primus, Smashing Pumpkins, Afghan Whigs, Twilight Singers, Bela Fleck, Living Colour, Our Lady Peace, The Police, Toots and the Maytals, Israel Vibrations, Miles Davis, Bad Brains, Widespread Panic, Panic! at The Disco, Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Lazybatusu, Jah Works, Colouring Lesson, Can't Hang, Opposable Thumbs, Freedom Enterprise & The Big Hurt .

  • Movies

    Kung Fu Hustle is the greatest movie ever!!!! The Jerk, Office Space, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Sin City, Blow, How High, The Wall, Kids, Old School, Anchorman, Dogma, Memento, Boondock Saints, Breakin, The Saint, White Chicks, Natural Born Killers, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Breakfast Club, South Park Uncut, Space Balls, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, Every STAR WARS movie, Bad Santa, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy and Fight Club.

  • Television

    Family Guy, Law and Order(SVU), Chapelle Show, Simpsons, House, Seinfeld, Letterman, Hero's, Smallville, South Park, Liquid Television, SNL, The Office, Jeopardy, The History Channel....COMCAST IS THE DEBIL X>.

  • Books

    The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime, The Kite Runner.

  • Heroes

    My mom, Jessie and Dave Grohl!..

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Woodland Beach, MD and Kent Island, MD
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Musician
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Liberty High

    • Sykesville,Maryland
    • Graduated: 1993
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: I concentrated on sleeping and not getting caught.
    1990 to 1993

  • South River Senior

    • Edgewater,Maryland
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    1989 to 1990

Networking

Companies

  • Stay Humble Music

    • White Plains, MD US
    • President
    2004 thru present

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About me:


THE NUMEROUS MONIKERS OF MR. WILLIAM A. MARTIN JR.

Minister Of The True, True Super-Heavy Funk
Hardest Working Man In The Music Business
Forefather of Trip-Hop
Soul Daddy Number One
Original Techno Man
Real White Moses
Ambassador Of Punk
Godfather of Reggae
White Caesar
Funky Mayor
Mister Fun Time
Willy Dynamite



YOUR MOM AND THEM "LIVE".....by THE BIG HURT


"LIVE" JAM by THE BIG HURT




Every thing I say has to be funny and it doesn't necessarily have to be true. I like old ugly shirts. I always say things at the wrong time. I like to write. I'm very artistic. I'm abstract in every sense. I'm also very spiritual. My wife Jessie and I married our soul mates. We are proud parents of a perfect baby boy. We also have a beautiful beagle named Rosy. They're ALL much smarter than me. I've smoked so much (edit), I have non stop carnival music playing in my head......I like to over do things. I'm terrible with cars. I love my family and my friends more than anything. I don't verbalize what I'm thinking sometimes. I have 2 god daughters. I'm always broke/I'm an accomplished musician (and in reverse). I'm horrible with names. I'm still growing out of all my childhood awkwardness. I'm paranoid. CRACK KILLS. One time, I killed a bat in mid-air with a sock full of sand. I've definitely pooped my pants more than once. I miss my grandmother. I can't rap or skate. I'm an excellent cook and a reluctant dishwasher. I'm a master diaper changer. I don't exercise, pay bills/taxes on time, eat right, drink in moderation, remember to put the seat down or play nice. In the age of Photoshop, there's really no reason give your kids a birthday party until they're 3. I'm pretty hot when I'm not a big fatass. I've certainly been drunk enough to do just about anything but I couldn't tell you if I actually did. The 80's were pretty gay. 1994 was a great year for music. I wash and twist my locks every day. I believe in God, truth in moderation, Amstel Light & kinda believe Charlie Jaquette, who thinks that when people see aliens, it's really just super evolved Japanese people from the future flying back in time machines to study us and put things in our butts. I drink red wine with everything. "I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, TOO MUCH!!!!" When I sing, the word choad magically finds it's way into way too many song lyrics. I've decided that underwear, sleep and work are for suckers. I once had a Vanilla Ice hair cut with a RAT TAIL and I've only managed to live in a trailer once in my entire life.

Billy
www.myspace.com/thebighurt



Who I'd like to meet:

Jesus, a good hit man, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Cedric and Omar, Peter Griffin, Tim Burton, Elvis, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Summer Altice, Curt Cobain, Everyone in Heroes, KRS1, Will Farrell, Your Mom, Johnny Depp, James Brown, Pac and Biggie, Phoebe from Friends, Batman, Victor Wooten, Bjork, Bruce Willis, Fez from that 70's Show, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Brian Eno, Woody Harelson, Toni Braxton, Some of the Spice Girls, Anthony Kedis and Flea, Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Alyssa Milano, Vern Troyer (Mini Me) so I can get him drunk, then have him pee in the corner and say "alright alright alright", Dave Chapelle, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Monica Bellucci, Scott Weiland, Bradley Nowell, Oprah, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Jack Kerouac and Timothy Leary. *DISCLAIMER - "This is not a dead or alive list so please don't go digging up people from the list and leaving them on my door step. That shit was NOT funny!"

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