Billy Yesko

Yeah, bitch!!! I did it!!!

So you must not know much about me, since you've decided to read this, right? Well, for starters, my name's Billy Yesko. I live in Glen Burnie with my Grandpa, in hopes that I can one day get a decent job and go to school and (eventually) become a Radio DJ. But that's just a small summary of my possible future accomplishments. Who gives a flying fuck about that? Not you, right?

Well, exactly. You want to read this to see what i'm "all about", and maybe you'll pass off as one of those people that secretly reads my "about me", and uses that as a tactic to befriend me with lies about yourself to make you sound like you're my clone. I know people do that, and I would honestly like for you to be yourself. So if you're here for the above reason, please refer to the list of things I do and don't like below this article.

But if you're just bored or thirsting my history, here's what you wanna read. I was born at Sinai Hospital on April 2nd, 1991. Moved to Hagerstown when I was like 4 or something, and then lived there until I turned 18. One word for people that are going to Hagerstown; Visit, but DO NOT MOVE THERE. End of story. If you make that mistake, don't say I didn't warn you. But now i'm in Glen Burnie. So Hagerstown is like, sooooo my past, even though I still have some AMAZING friends from the area.

But I just recently moved here, and I need your help. I need to know "who's who" and "where's where" and all that junk. So talk to me. I'm a bundle of fun. :D

<3,
*BILLY YESKO*