The bastard son of Johnny Cash, Johnny Rotten, and John Ritter, Billy Orphan is proof positive that years of training, hard work and dedication to craft are wildly overrated. No sacred cow is safe from his musical meat grinder. An equal-opportunity-offender, Billy will happily pick on you and yours with one of his originals, mash-ups, or improvisational numbers tailored to your demanding specifics. Trust us, once he's dead he'll be hailed as some kind of genius. Stay ahead of the curve.