"Let me win. If I can't, let me be brave in the attempt" -Special Olympics Oath- "Let me win. If I do, please don't test me for 'roids. -Regular Olympics Oath-
Male
100 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States
My fam, my posse, comedy, originality, risk, Wacky Packages, good weather and a powerful engine.
Music
Molly Hatchet, Skynard, Boston, Led Zep, The Kelly Family, Pre-Brinkley Billy Joel, Sinatra, Tom Jones, Humperdinck, Diamond, Serge Gainsbourg. Royal Crown Revue, Slipknot, Fear Factory and The Donnas for working out. Not buying any new music until Frances Bean Cobain drops one.
Movies
Boogie Nights, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Napolean Dynamite, Spiderman, Annie Hall, Take The Money And Run, Sleeper, Iron Monkey, Enter the Dragon, and all the ones I've appeared in that actually paid me.
Television
Arrested Development (R.I.P.), My Name Is Earl, I Dream of Jeannie, CBS Sunday Morning, Conan, Letterman, Daily Show, Colbert Report, SNL, Mr. Show, The Venture Bros.
Books
Bukowski, Fante, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Burroughs, Elliot (The Shroud of the Thwacker), Jonathan Lethem
Heroes
My Wife Kathleen, Chris Elliot, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robert Smigel, James Downey, Alan Zweibel, Bruce Vilanch, Billy Crystal, George Carlin, Woody Allen, Brando, Dean, Nicholson, Hopper, NYPD (not LAPD) and FDNY who don't drunkenly bash each other with metal chairs on New Year's Eve.
About me: Writer for The Onion News Network, SNL's "Weekend Update", Uncategorical comedian everyman tourist in life and wonderful father according to Dilfhunter.com
Who I'd like to meet: David Spade, Frank McCourt, all secret descendents of Jesus, Abe Lincoln in a piano bar
Tickets for the Dances of Vice Festival II in New York are now available through the website! Featuring Voltaire and his skeletal orchestra, The Deadfly Ensemble, Fern Knight, Desert Sin, live harpsichord, Steampunk - Rococo - Victorian - 1920-30s fashion shows, art, vendors, and more! Event is all ages and 19+.
Tickets will also be on sale at the next Dances of Vice "Shanghai Vice" in Brooklyn on July 5th!
Billy-Peter L. Hey My space and blah blah. I've been out of town for a wedding so no internet for a week. So great Billy Reno my my space blah blah. Later
We got a twisted fistful of new King Hell Reports for ya. Episode #5, where I read a fan letter about a hot, triple jointed Daarvsven elf called Lolitheraxx, is so bent it was the 17th most discussed comedy vid on Youtube! Check out our latest report #7 about the plight of the singer for Nickleback, who has super-mega downs syndrome, and catch us live next week at Dinbatz in NJ, or Snitch in NYC. Info below!
Yours in loudness, Doc Thompson
REPORT #5: About Lolitheraxx - Best fan letter ever! Click HERE to listen!
REPORT #6: Lolitheraxx has been kindnapped! Click HERE to help!
KING HELL LIVE!
Friday, 4/18 ñ Midnight show! DINGBATZ 620 Van Houten Ave Clifton, NJ www. dingbatznj. com (Buy $2-off tix from us outside the club!)
Saturday, 4/19 ñ 9:30pm SNITCH 59 West 21st St (corner of 6th ave) Manhattan, NY www. snitchbar. com
I'm coming to your show tonight and filming informative interviews for my corporate media overlord upstairs and outside and in other places. I am poaching from your drunken crowd. Mazel tov. See you soon!
Thanks, Billy Reno! You were, too, although just between me and you (and the millions of people who view your MySpace page on a daily basis) I was hoping you'd do a reading from your real estate novel.
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