The FOURTH day of JULY, 2009, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of JABEZ CLEGG. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to THE BARREL. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.
Hello peeps! Bingo Jesus playing at Jaskson Spit on Friday the 1st of May befor the WhiskyCats and after the Sleazy Maguires five pounds idiot tax for each night of pit fest.
Er, I'll be in touch but it looks like I've got proper flu from sweaty clubbing. Sarah said you're all going hiking first so I really can't see me fit for that and then sleeping full of grog in a car.
If so, hope you all have a great day anyway. Sounds like a good'n!
Merry Christmas! Shall we go around the Sun again? I walked up the Earth recently. I walked down the moon. I spun Jupiter on my little finger. I kicked Pluto into touch.
