Johnny 5

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What a really awesome X-Mas. Got my best friend chillin' and my best girl here. An' presents to boot. Thank goodness fer yard sales... SHHH!!!Mood: stupid happy stupid happyPosted at 2:59 AM Dec 25 view more

  • Johnathan Brownlee

  • 29 / Male
  • Tucson, Arizona, US
  • Last Login: 12/27/2009

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    Buddhist Monk
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  • They are gas station attendents
  • They suffer from road rage
  • They drive a honda
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  • Music

    Various forms of electronica, jazz, and indie. From Thelonious Monk to DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, I relate to much of the classical and current.
  • Movies

    From the indie style obscure to the simply dumb and funny, I enjoy a large range of perversity.
  • Television

    Mythbuster's for the geek in all of us.
  • Books

    Mostly anything by Robin Hobbs.
  • Heroes

    Your mom.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Tucson
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Account Exec
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Pima Community College

    • Tucson, AZ
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Computer Science
    • Minor: Astronomy
    1998 to 2000
  • Amphitheater High School

    • Tucson, AZ
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1994 to 1998

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  • Johnathan Brownlee What a really awesome X-Mas. Got my best friend chillin' and my best girl here. An' presents to boot. Thank goodness fer yard sales... SHHH!!!
    Mood: stupid happy stupid happy
    Posted at 2:59 AM Dec 25
  • Johnathan Brownlee I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
    Mood: accomplished accomplished
    Posted at 3:48 PM Dec 18
  • Johnathan Brownlee Oh snap! Guess what??? It's time for the Geminid Meteor shower tonight!!! Check my bulletin!
    Mood: excited excited
    Posted at 1:43 PM Dec 13
  • Johnathan Brownlee Kinda sad I can't buy everyone I love xmas stuffs. You all know I gotcha eventually!
    Mood: melancholy melancholy
    Posted at 9:17 PM Dec 12
  • Johnathan Brownlee You know what's the shizz? I preordered Star Trek Online MMORPG. The freakin' deluxe edition! (I get a shiny Star Trek badge in the box!!) :D
    Mood: crunk crunk
    Posted at 2:25 PM Dec 10

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About me:

Greetings and salutations. Grab a chair, help yourself to a little brandy, and listen to my story. I grew up as a fairly sheltered child; enjoying the simplicity of chutes and ladders, cops and robbers. Frolicking in the grass, running from the girls eschewing love notes and merciless kisses. Then, one disconsolate day, I discovered the world. Set upon my own devices, with nothing more than a naive background of religion and advanced learning classes for the geekiest of geeks, I set out to forge my own trail in the world. Thus began my illuminating descent into the machination of malfeasance and dereliction. I uncovered a world of depravity, debauchery, contamination, degeneracy... vice. I found I very much liked this new world. I found control, an ascendancy into a type of dynamism for within which I was good at. Very good. I found a sadistic happiness, existentialistic values and loves, interdicted dealings of contraband, and quite significantly, a small empire from within I sat upon the throne. Eventually the heat became decalescent, nearly parching my few years of ecstatic freedom into a dry riverbed of misdirected dreams. Thus, I decided to forgo all the monetary and regent luxuries of a life of psuedo crime. I settled down, attempting to find a more legal niche in life. I've found I am a very sociable person that sincerely enjoys helping others. This, in fact, took a few years to realize; I had already developed this talent, albeit it was slightly perversed. I am overall quite simple. I now have quite the smart little daughter, more than a few bitter exes, and the experience of someone whom I barely recognize. I am now a happy geek that enjoys the occasional wild party, in-depth conversation, and the ever romantic edge in relationships. I still seek the ever eluding soul mate, and I always enjoy people that pique my interest.

My explanation of myself in a nutshell:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting

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You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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Who I'd like to meet:

I appreciate people who are somewhat ambivalent to chaos. I am fairly outgoing, and enjoy conversing on a plethora of subjects ranging from the mundane to the far-fetched. I am very social. I enjoy someone with quick wit, intelligence, and the highly coveted ability to not take life so seriously. My humor is off the wall and deviant, as a fair warning, and highly enjoy the same. I even like to simply kick rocks now and again, and certainly would join someone else if I found them doing the same.

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  • Dec 24 2009 5:53 AM

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  • Dec 16 2009 9:00 AM

    Not happiness my love. HEAVEN! Miss your sweet face! xoxox*mauh*xoxox
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  • Dec 9 2009 11:29 PM

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    SHOW STARTS AT 7PM!!!!
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  • Dec 5 2009 7:04 PM

    sorry bout that
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  • Nov 24 2009 9:49 PM

    Yes text me again i didnt get any texts from you :~(
  • Nov 19 2009 8:13 PM

    We are wondering what you are up to this weekend? We are playing a show this Saturday at The Rock opening for Days of the New! Show starts at 7pm and is only $10 in advance (missiontix.com). We will be playing at about 10pm. Even if you are are going to/watching the UofA game, The Rock is in walking distance and there's plenty of time to make it after the game! Try to make it if you can!

    -Abandoned By Heroes
  • Nov 18 2009 9:19 PM

    hey thanks :)
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  • Nov 3 2009 12:28 AM

    hey Paul finally got a music page...check it out and share it wit ya homies....aight niggarachi???? LOL...peace vato! (znd huggies too!) haha...oh, an BTW... you did send your# before....I'll call you soon...I'm working now though too(at brooklyn beer and burger)...so we'll see when the hell I'll have time !!!!write me back soon, tell me whatchya think of his page...we still gotta get more songs up though
  • Oct 31 2009 8:38 PM

    I love you, not because of what you have but because of what I feel.
    I care for you, not because you need care but because I want to.. I'm
    always here for you, not because i want you to be with me but because
    i want to be with you..
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  • Oct 20 2009 8:16 PM

    yeah...you def gotta see him!!!! His name is zachary..... zachary devlin......haha...I'm a mommy...LOL...that's crazy.... But, yeah...I'm lookin for a job right now actually....since we just moved...I can't afford to drive to green valley every fuckin day!!! We're like on the east side of town now...so....hopefully I can find a restaurant job here pretty quick...but anyways...yeah we'll have to chill soon for sure.  Paul says hi...send me your numba in a msg or somethin....
  • Oct 18 2009 8:30 PM

    lmao. Hilarious. Im good man. Workin my butt off. Hows everyone doing?
  • Oct 13 2009 11:34 PM

    whore bag fuck tard.... I miss you....    I have a son now!!!!!!!!!! He was born 9:05PM on saturday 9/26.... I can't believe it!!!!   I'm a MOMMY now johnny!!!!! LOL...Crazy crazy crazy!!! You'll have to see him...I'm gonna try to get some pix up right now....Anyways, how is life and such? still chaotic? Well, I saw you were on, so I wanted to say hi...Oh, and we're livin in tucson now...so mabye we can chill soon??? Write me back man hoe!!!!  You know I love ya!
  • Oct 13 2009 3:21 AM